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File: 1478237178534.png (347.74 KB, 1361x241, 1361:241, Literally and not figurati….png)

 No.399734[Last 50 Posts]

Did /a/ just break?

 No.399736

Seems fine to me.


 No.399922

File: 1478680935739.png (140.02 KB, 257x477, 257:477, 56564156.PNG)

Well /pol/ isn't spamming /a/ yet, but they decided to go and slow down the entire website. Thank goodness for bunker.


 No.399932

File: 1478701927394.png (704.74 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, tanaka tired.png)

>>399922

Thank goodness indeed.

It's going to be a good week until they can give it a break and as /a/ we don't have to feel any kind of moral sympathy to tolerate any kind of /pol/ posting anymore.

I'm just glad it's over now.


 No.399934

>>399922

It can't be helped. It's the most exciting time in America.


 No.399955

>>399922

The site was functioning better than during E3, so I guess that means that whatever the hell Codemonkey did leading up to the election worked in preventing the site from imploding too much.


 No.400321

File: 1479980110560.png (115.05 KB, 373x292, 373:292, worry.PNG)

>>400298

>cancerous crossboarders have infiltrated even the bunker


 No.400393

File: 1480174126781.png (67.08 KB, 236x312, 59:78, kohina leave.png)

>>400321

Took two days to remove since my first report, but at least the bunker is safe now.

>>400363

No, you kill yourself. And after you die go haunt your mom's butthole and stay away from /a/.


 No.400432

Reply and quick reply don't seem to work on /a/ right now.

>>400363

also you are scum. shame on you for following us to OUR bunker and infecting it with your faggotry. go away!


 No.400437

>>400432

Yeah seems broken right now. You can reply, but you have to do it from the top page.


 No.400444

>502

How nostalgic.


 No.400445

File: 1480308193309.jpg (391.15 KB, 700x678, 350:339, 08a98b8b1ab9e19dae9eea3cc2….jpg)

>>400444

We will work here to secure a future for our waifus. On a serious note do you think this is happening because of /pol/ or is it just the site fucking up?


 No.400446

>>400445

I'm guessing someone broke something else while fixing the broken quick reply.


 No.400447

File: 1480308713637.jpg (81.85 KB, 579x717, 193:239, 09282331f48e12aff75252b02a….jpg)

>>400446

Oh well. At least it's comfy in here.


 No.400448

File: 1480308738708-0.webm (4.46 MB, 592x432, 37:27, POL IN A NUTSHELL.webm)

File: 1480308738708-1.webm (7.44 MB, 640x360, 16:9, pol writes an anime.webm)

>>400446

Ah that makes sense… I might be spending to much time on /pol/ again getting the classic /pol/ paranoia.


 No.400449

>>400446

Par for the course it seems


 No.400450

>down again

Codemonkey needs to get his shit together. I thought we were over this.


 No.400451

<Tenicu> .up
<reports> 8chan is down; connection timed out between Cloudflare and 8chan.
<ron> yeah
<ron> fixing it
<ron> seems a server crashed

And now we wait.


 No.400452

>>400451

Thanks Boss.


 No.400453

File: 1480309937712.png (36.78 KB, 629x252, 629:252, Selection_226.png)

>>400451

Guess it wasn't Codemonkey's fault for once.


 No.400454

File: 1480310054232.jpg (339.45 KB, 963x1438, 963:1438, ad75583e04c1c8fb1726273b1f….jpg)

>>400453

I wonder who was behind the crash.


 No.400455

>>400450

At least he has been a pretty good dev in general. Let's just shitpost in this thread until it's back up.


 No.400456

Fuck, now what am I going to do if I can't shitpost? Watch anime, that's crazy!~


 No.400457

File: 1480310253179.png (368.35 KB, 636x694, 318:347, 14cfd9f3828064989a8b9d6102….png)

Well, what are you watching right now anons? Is it good?


 No.400458

>>400455

>shitpost

I'll have you know all my posts are extremely high quality


 No.400459

>>400456

I already went crazy and started watching anime… help.


 No.400460

>>400457

Keijo and watching Brave Witches now have to catch up a few eps.


 No.400461

>>400457

Tiger Mask and Squid Girl.


 No.400462

>>400457

Full Metal Panic Fumoffu


 No.400463

>>400457

I'm catching up on the current season; been away and haven't been able to watch anything since week 3.


 No.400464

File: 1480310600756.jpg (67.94 KB, 550x550, 1:1, America_reading_is_for_fag….jpg)

>>400457

Im reading Boku Girl raws.


 No.400465

File: 1480310822333.jpg (240.38 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, on purpose.jpg)

>>400457

Just finished rewatching both seasons of Log Horizon, S2 isn't as bad when you don't have to wait a whole week just to see Akatsuki being boring or scrub horizon working on a quest that no one cares about. Still worse than S1 though.


 No.400466

File: 1480310983354.png (25.08 KB, 600x400, 3:2, 17.png)

Some of these 404s are actually pretty funny.


 No.400467

>>400466

Oh god, I just noticed the loss.


 No.400469

It's back.


 No.400470

>>400466

I don't get it


 No.400471


 No.400472

File: 1480313084027.jpg (50.76 KB, 680x680, 1:1, 06afbfca939e61beb17ea40b83….jpg)

>>400457

I've been trying to catch up on this season for weeks, I've only really been watching Keijo and Working. Now I'm down to 6 episodes.

>>400466

>>400470


 No.400473

>>400469

Posting still isn't 100%.


 No.400474

Mikan thread is up.


 No.400476

>>400473

Yeah, the reply box won't return to the loli thread.


 No.400477

>>400474

Looks like Anon did it wrong, but better than nothing.


 No.400479

>>400476

Everything appears to be working now.


 No.400480

>Did /a/ just break

Lewd.


 No.400484

>>400476

Nice to know I wasnt the only one with no reply box


 No.400495

Looks like the Takkyuu Musume thread broke.

Fuck.


 No.400496

>>400495

Seems like a Meido fixed it.

Fuck yes.


 No.400562

I've been noticing the crossboarder problem has been increasing lately. There have been a noticeable increase in /rec/ posts and /v/ style posting.


 No.400564

>>400562

It's not the problem itself, that has always been there. What is increasing is that people are more open about it and less people call them out on their faggotry. At least here in the bunker they keep to themselves.


 No.400565

>>400564

What's making them feel braver to act like full blown newfags? Why do they feel more comfortable? We need to bring back "fuck off".


 No.400566

Dear /a/

You can send us the posters you don't want

We'll set them straight

- /AM/

Refer to post

>>394374

for more info


 No.400567

>>400565

>What's making them feel braver to act like full blown newfags?

Recent events that give them a misplaced sense of empowerment which is expressed in an even more misplaced way.

>We need to bring back "fuck off"

It should never leave. Though I do admit that I stop myself when I find I'm the only one doing it.

>>400566

I can't deny you have served well as a containment board.


 No.400568

>>400566

You should advertise on the boards whose posters are posting on /a/. Make them not want to touch /a/ with a ten foot pole so they leave us alone.


 No.400656

>>400568

Strange, crossboarders are trying to shitpost on /ameta/ lately, as if they think it will accomplish anything.


 No.400708

>>400656

One of them just dropping into /a/ itself bitching about the rules and bragging about being able to evade bans. Can't these faggots just leave us alone?


 No.400712

>>400708

Maybe it's attention they crave? When they see people enjoying discussion of a topic those people enjoy and doing so unmolested, they become upset that those people aren't paying attention to THEM and aren't acting like they act.


 No.400729

File: 1481099505174.png (36.92 KB, 938x497, 134:71, 522.png)

Anyone else getting 522 errors?


 No.400733

>>400729

It's been a while since your post, but things seem fine now.


 No.400813

File: 1481331591989.png (4.99 KB, 739x57, 739:57, bui spam.png)

Bui spam, bui spam everywhere.


 No.400815

>>400813

Hopefully the captcha will keep it at bay. Thank you meidos.


 No.400816

>>400815

I just hope it isn't a permanent solution. Regardless, good work to the mods for a quick response to the issue.


 No.400817

>>400813

The whole site is getting spammed. Nothing is loading.


 No.400818

>>400816

It's not, the captcha on /a/ is already off again.


 No.400819

File: 1481333603039.jpg (4.66 KB, 178x40, 89:20, nah.jpg)

In other news:

The fuck is this?


 No.400820

>>400819

Is that on 8ch? It's not showing up on uMatrix. Then again I use uBlock origin on 8ch as a whole.


 No.400821

>>400820

Yeah, that's on 8ch.


 No.400822

>>400821

Well shit.


 No.400823

File: 1481334955029.jpg (220.73 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, burnn.jpg)

>8ch just broke

>can't post anywhere

>>400819

Is that on /a/?

It's not showing up for me.


 No.400824

>>400823

I think you can kind of post, with some luck. And sometimes the thread doesn't update until minutes later.


 No.400825

>>400823

>>400824

Bui, a furry erp faggot, successfully breaks 8ch.


 No.400826

>>400825

Not that much of a feat, considering how it breaks itself daily, but still surprising coming out of that butthurt furfag.


 No.400827

>>400824

I can't post, it gets stuck at 100%.


 No.400828

>>400827

And just as I post that all my posts get through.

Thanks Head Meido.


 No.400829

File: 1481336729930.jpg (161.63 KB, 500x492, 125:123, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA….jpg)

>captcha finally appears

>try to post

>error

>error

>the captcha expired

Alright fuck this shit.


 No.400831

File: 1481338965028.jpg (69.43 KB, 1200x1196, 300:299, CyrZVFOUcAIYMiQ.jpg)

The spam is back.


 No.400832

File: 1481339917180.jpg (149.77 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, retsuko panic.jpg)

It's like a dam wall just broke. This is horrible.


 No.400833

Whelp, I can't keep up.


 No.400834

>>400833

What's the plan now?


 No.400835

File: 1481340473622.jpg (513.95 KB, 2513x2289, 359:327, fap tomoko.jpg)

>>400834

I don't know about you, but I'm going to masturbate until it passes.


 No.400836

>>400834

Go watch anime or something. Head Meido is working on it.


 No.400837

>>400834

The BO is on it. Manual deletion until then.


 No.400838

>>400835

Sounds like a good plan to me.

In the hypothetical case that this shit also happens tomorrow should we do something about smug r/a/dio?


 No.400839

Looks like entire threads are being purged.


 No.400840

I do apologize for any overzealous post deletion.

>>400839

Uh, yeah. My mistake, probably.


 No.400841

I see it in the roughly last 2-4 posts in most threads on the first few pages. They make themselves obvious by being completely incomprehensible random gibberish. Just report every post individually, that helps the meidos out best.


 No.400842

>>400840

All good, I imagine it's hard to keep up with it all and accidents are made.

>>400841

My report spamming is going crazy.


 No.400843

File: 1481341340516.png (362.2 KB, 462x485, 462:485, more yuri.png)

>>400840

>overzealous post deletion.

There is no such thing.

>>400841

I tell them apart because they keep bumping threads where only I post weekly. Now if they spammed the Time Bokan thread that would save me a weekly bump.


 No.400844

Apparently /a/ isn't even being hit the hardest. I checked the main page for 8ch.net and it looks like every top board is getting the spam, some like /v/ more than us (ha). How the fuck does someone spam every board this much at once?


 No.400845

>>400842

Some of the reports have been normal users. It's pretty brutal.


 No.400846

File: 1481341482248-0.gif (44.52 KB, 300x100, 3:1, report banner.gif)

File: 1481341482248-1.jpg (95.04 KB, 479x369, 479:369, report.jpg)

>>400842

>My report spamming is going crazy.


 No.400847

>>400844

Scripts and paying chinese/indians money to solve captcha. He's literally paying money to spam a board.

>>400845

I'm probably being over zealous in my report spamming as well.


 No.400848

>>400847

I've been taking the time to check the post history of every single reported post. It's slowing me way down, but it should cut back on friendly fire.


 No.400849

>>400846

Pretty much, I want to end my life after filling out all the captcha for each report.


 No.400850

>>400848

Do you want me to stop? If it's not helping there's not much point.


 No.400851

Why couldn't this autism be channeled into curing cancer instead of spamming a Taiwanese puppet show board?


 No.400852

>>400851

That means we are in a higher priority that curing cancer.


 No.400853

Just a suggestion, but would it help if the meidos temporarily disabled posting and thread creation on /a/ so they could delete all of the spam posts and wait it out to end? We have bunker, meidos could just put a note up on /a/ that posting is temporarily disabled for the next 12 hours or so.


 No.400854

>>400850

Quick tip, the new bot doesn't quote posts. That should help out a little.

>>400853

Already talked with the BO about this. He's working on a solution right now.


 No.400855

>>400854

I mean at least that would prevent further damage from cropping up while you can get the current under control. Reporting feels a bit tough since a whole new page of threads will have new spam in them after I finish one page of reports.


 No.400856

>>400854

Alright, the enemy bot can now quote posts. Disregard.


 No.400857

>>400854

>>400856

Just seen it happen in /sudo/ and /a/. God damn Mr. Bones I want off this ride.


 No.400858

So when are we going to permanently move here?


 No.400859

File: 1481342440971.png (10.61 KB, 712x188, 178:47, _a_ - ==D-DICKS_== - Pale ….png)

I-is the bot spam getting smarter?


 No.400860

So, which thread did I nuke? I need to recreate it as an apology after this.


 No.400861

File: 1481342552316.png (10.52 KB, 1201x119, 1201:119, Capture.PNG)

>>400859

>>400856

>pic related in LWA thread

The bot can definitely quote posts. There is no way this sort of content is related to anything in the thread.


 No.400862

>>400860

I thought the Christmas Collage thread was nuked (it disappeared from the catalog) but it's back now.


 No.400863

>>400856

If it could post random images as well we might end up with a spam-chan in the Chirstmas collage.


 No.400864

>>400863

I think it can (or maybe I'm just being over zealous with some of the reporting).


 No.400865

>>400860

I don't see any of my usual threads gone, so it's fine.


 No.400866

>>400864

Better safe than sorry.


 No.400867

I wonder if the bot follows some pattern. There are some threads that are clearly safe and some that get multiple spam posts.


 No.400868

Would temp jannies help clean the mess up?


 No.400869

>>400868

Giving the lolis a mini apron and a rug for the night?


 No.400870

>>400868

I stand by that they should just throw the kill switch on all posting for the night so they can clean up the spam and prevent any more from happening until it ends.


 No.400871

>>400869

Even just for 12 hours so there's some extra hands to help filter all the bui spam.

>>400870

That could also work.


 No.400872

>Bot can quote several times in a single post

Thank goodness the spams are all about normalfaggotry and 3DPD discussions.


 No.400873

File: 1481343382603.png (25.37 KB, 541x321, 541:321, _a_ - Shokugeki no Soma - ….png)

Bot is using pics as well now.


 No.400874

>>400871

Extra hands won't do much when the spam keeps coming. Just block the leak.


 No.400875

>>400873

We should at least lock the Christmas collage thread for now or we are really going to end up with a spam-chan waifu and her crazy talk quote.


 No.400876

>>400875

I agree. I'm locking it now.


 No.400877

>>400876

All /a/ or just the Christmas Collage thread?


 No.400878

>>400877

I think the Christmas Collage itself has a higher priority for now.


 No.400879

>>400876

>>400877

/a/ for the night would be best. The spam isn't going to stop for now.


 No.400880

File: 1481344136850.jpg (168.55 KB, 884x902, 442:451, 785b67f8369f1b856b5fb43482….jpg)

>get home from 12 hour shift of hell

>TIME FOR SOME /a/!

>NOPE

Who is responsible for this shit?


 No.400881

>>400880

Furfags.


 No.400882

>>400880

Bui.

>>400879

I'm with this, shit it down until it stops. We've got this place in the meantime.


 No.400883

File: 1481344226386.jpg (121.36 KB, 1026x768, 171:128, time bokan not pleased.jpg)

>Not even the spam bot wants to post in the time bokan thread

It might be a nice experiment locking the threads that are getting repeatedly spammed and see what happens.

The ones I see targeted the most are the To Be Hero and all the other Wednesday shorts threads.


 No.400884

File: 1481344566156.jpg (110.93 KB, 1165x430, 233:86, no quote spam.jpg)

>pic related in the Kiitaro youkai enikki thread

If it had quoted it would've been undetectable.


 No.400885

>>400884

It's evolving.

Also, guys, if you're reporting, careful on friendly fire.


 No.400886

File: 1481344825614.png (530.46 KB, 454x500, 227:250, Capture.PNG)

I'm going to masturbate and then go to bed. I hope the 100+ reports I made helped. Meidos you really should disable posting for the next 12 hours or so to prevent further spam and clean up what's already there.

I love you, /a/!


 No.400887

File: 1481344843676-0.png (2.64 KB, 355x93, 355:93, kawaii spam.png)

File: 1481344843676-1.png (1.08 MB, 1366x768, 683:384, hacka panic.png)

>>400885

It knows.

I am now for the lock /a/ for the night option. This shit is sentient.


 No.400888

>>400883

>I post in all of those

Welp, fuck this shit, I'm going to go watch anime.

I sincerely hope /a/ gets locked until this shit blows over to avoid losing any quality posts/threads.

GANBARE MEIDOS


 No.400889

Jesus Christ I can't keep up with the spam. Are the reports helping at all?


 No.400890

>>400887

I think that Bui might be smart enough to be trying to calibrate each bot to spam stock posts taken from their respective 4chan counterparts.


 No.400891

>>400890

>furfag

>smart

pick one and only one


 No.400892

>>400891

It's either him or leftypol.


 No.400893

>>400892

I thought the meidos were /leftypol/ though. Why would they sabotage their own board?


 No.400894

>>400893

Why would you ever think that?


 No.400895

File: 1481345781461.png (594.39 KB, 600x827, 600:827, 1447186188056-3.png)

>>400893

>He believed the memes


 No.400896

File: 1481345786563.jpg (221.62 KB, 1024x640, 8:5, no.jpg)

>>400893

Hahahaha

hahahahahahahahah

hahah

No.


 No.400897

File: 1481345796763.jpg (68.85 KB, 730x280, 73:28, 1277775873721.jpg)

I just wanted to have a comfy Friday night. Thanks for all your effort, meidos.


 No.400898

>>400892

They are getting spammed as well, from what I gather

>>400893

I think of our Meidos as outstanding examples of humanity and I refuse to believe your accusations!

SIEG HEIL


 No.400899

>furfag spams /a/

>politics posters show up on bunker

What a night


 No.400900

>>400893

Don't believe all the shitposting on /ameta/.


 No.400901

File: 1481345972500.png (94.42 KB, 1187x281, 1187:281, _a_ - Robot Meido - Pale M….png)

Forgive me for being a faggot, but what's the Rei trip?


 No.400902

>>400899

>politics

Sorry, I didn't mean to say it was leftypol because of politics. I meant to say it was them because they're the same type of shitter as /intl/ was.

They deliberately go out to try and cause shit and drama. Whilst the /intl/fags did it to turn people against Hotwheels and the global vols and the concept of board rules so they could shitpost all they wanted, /leftypol/ does it because they actually think it's their ideological duty to make everyone hate /pol/.

Different reasons, same MO. Shit up threads, cause moderation false flags, drive wedges between the sites communities, and between boards and their BO/vols


 No.400903

File: 1481346144008.png (60.48 KB, 430x308, 215:154, Selection_231.png)

>>400897

It's pretty comfy around here. I'll stay up with you.

>>400895

/leftypol/ seems to think otherwise. They shat up the /sudo/ thread pretending to be /a/ I guess then.


 No.400904

>>400903

Again, see:

>>400902

They do this shit for the same reason /intl/ spammed anime against /pol/ that one time. Because they know the meidos purge their ass faster than Stalin with access to the NSA infrastructure and they can't handle not having free reign to post their cancerous shit.

/pol/ bitches and whines and tries to get back in the "normal" way. They do it like /intl/ and try to slander /a/ and the mods everywhere they can.


 No.400905

>>400904

>>400902

Jesus christ fuck off no one on /a/ gives a shit about your war between /pol/ and /leftypol/ we just want to talk about anime. Get out, you stupid faggot.


 No.400906

>>400905

I would ignore it if I didn't have to deal with their faggotry every time I want to read about the news damn it. I can't stand their baseless accusations about our mods being taken even the least bit seriously.


 No.400907

It would be funny if that one anon that Head Meido wrecked last night for not posting animu girls sitting in W was Bui and he got so assmad that he decided to wage war on 8ch.


 No.400908

>>400906

Please, for the sake of /a/, just fuck off. Your presence lowers the quality of the board.


 No.400909

File: 1481347206881.png (52.62 KB, 269x258, 269:258, kohina war.png)

Automaid is working wonderfully. Don't tell /sudo/.

Could it be upgraded to detect regular shitposting at some point?


 No.400910

>>400908

I've been told. After all, I don't blindly praise train stations like a faggot.


 No.400911

File: 1481347528282.jpg (165.73 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, rinne leave.jpg)

>>400910

Now we went from the point where one person asks you kindly to be quiet to the point where we smack your ass out of here. Get out and eat the yellow snow you cock gobbler homosexual.


 No.400912

>>400911

Trainroll is shit and so is your /r/.

I only play them because I have to.


 No.400913

>>400912

KFist loves his station. The only thing you play is with your father's wrinkled scrotum every morning and after lunch.


 No.400914

File: 1481347895249.jpg (240.26 KB, 1125x1254, 375:418, ef5800462e76c83c6a4fc2c41b….jpg)

>>400910

>>400911

We're all on the same side here anons, stop fighting please


 No.400915

File: 1481347929927.jpg (64.31 KB, 484x534, 242:267, asukaseriously.jpg)

>>400913

I'm not KFist


 No.400916

>>400914

The crossboarding faggots who can't stop talking about politics and /pol/ boards are not from /a/ and not on our side.


 No.400917

>>400914

There only two sides. Those on the train and those on the rails in front of it.

>>400915

Of course not. He's not some brazilian monkey how sits around shitposting on the pile of coconuts he calls a computer.

>>400916

You know who to blame.


 No.400918

>>400916

WE'RE ALL ON THE FUCKING TRAIN YOU SON OF A BITCH


 No.400919

>>400917

>He's not some brazilian monkey how sits around shitposting on the pile of coconuts he calls a computer.

My computer is not a pile of coconuts!

Neither Gally or Vorfeed

You watch your fucking mouth mate, I can and will wreck your shit here.


 No.400920

>>400918

Fuck off


 No.400921

>>400919

All I hear is "Ook Eeek My waifu is shit and love Shinji Ook Eek". Somebody call animal control to remove this pest and put it down please.

>>400920

You fuck off.


 No.400922

>>400901

Rei#clones

I will only spoonfeed this once, and only because you had the sense to at least find the bunker on your own and it's not really possible to find it on your own now.


 No.400923

File: 1481348520629.png (219.81 KB, 1009x931, 1009:931, BR entra na thread.png)

>>400917

>He's not some brazilian monkey how sits around shitposting on the pile of coconuts he calls a computer.

As a brazilian monkey shitposting on the pile of coconuts I call a computer I find that offensive, don't lump me in with these faggots who can't even love their own stations.


 No.400924

>>400921

You don't belong on /a/. Fuck off crossboarder.


 No.400925

>>400923

You're right, that was rude of me. He's much worse.

>>400924

Damn right I'm a crossboarder, of 8/a/ and smug/a/ exclusively, can you say the same you nigger foreskin ruminant.


 No.400926

>>400924

Nah he's good. I recognize him from the r/a/dio threads.

He's still a massive faggot though.

Anyway, the entire point of this is, you might not care about the political pissing contest, but we are a weapon in that contest regardless.

In this world, you're either an empire or a colony.


 No.400927

>>400922

Thanks heaps.


 No.400928

File: 1481349316817.jpg (268.15 KB, 914x1280, 457:640, baphomet loli sabbath.jpg)

>>400926

>In this world, you're either an empire or a colony.

I-I thought we all were little girls.


 No.400929

>>400924

You do not get to decide who belongs on /a/.

On behalf of everyone who has more than one interest in life, I sincerely wish that you go fuck yourself.

It is unfortunate that some of us get carried away and start blurring the lines between one board and another but fuck right off m8. I belong on /a/ just as much as you do.


 No.400930

File: 1481349518914.png (122.44 KB, 411x340, 411:340, loli failure.png)

>>400928

Clearly some people aren't and do not want to be.

In this board, you're either a little girl or a faggot.


 No.400931

>>400928

We are an empire of little girls.

And we will colonize all other boards with smug reaction pictures and cuteness.


 No.400932

File: 1481350166712.png (33.6 KB, 239x245, 239:245, loli drink.png)

>>400931

I want to colozine you


 No.400934

File: 1481350315149.jpg (131.63 KB, 650x839, 650:839, 75b2600636ab837f23679705e5….jpg)

>>400932

I a-am not for colonizing!


 No.400935

File: 1481350320431.jpg (1.46 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, too smug.jpg)

>>400931

This. We will conquer all the other boards with smug little girls and begin the age of Pax /a/nima.


 No.400936

Once again, I leave the house and come back to find everything in a complete mess. Why can't I ever actually see the chaos unfold for once?


 No.400937

File: 1481350752617.png (127.63 KB, 324x304, 81:76, dick time.png)

>>400935

First the boards, then the world, then we will make anime real.


 No.400938


 No.400939

>>400936

You are fortunate, believe me.

It is actually somewhat shocking how much disruption that attack managed to cause across 8ch.

I'll be happy to see my regular /a/ back tomorrow.


 No.400941


 No.400942

>>400941

Is there a good Android app that can play streams? I'm not near my computer at the moment.


 No.400943

>>400942

I used to have one but I forget what it was.

I think if you search anime radio you might come across it.


 No.400944

>>400942

I think tunein let's you listen to an m3u from a custom url.


 No.400945

>>400935

>Not P/a/x Smugica


 No.400946

File: 1481352754426.png (47.85 KB, 295x300, 59:60, 1b02b5f5404a4f44a7718537e4….png)

>>400934

We won't know until we try, and we must try, for the future of /a/ as a whole!


 No.400948

File: 1481353000320.jpg (101.62 KB, 736x1089, 736:1089, 1443299067727.jpg)

>>400946

Absolutely not.


 No.400949

File: 1481353655539.png (915.26 KB, 1838x1249, 1838:1249, 9d556c33170d08a1f7b6e02a76….png)

>>400948

Trust me, it's for the best.


 No.400950

File: 1481353790601.jpg (48.64 KB, 500x409, 500:409, ramiel.jpg)


 No.400952

File: 1481353909829.png (401.81 KB, 626x927, 626:927, lewd shit.png)

>>400950

Anon pls.

We can do this the lewd way or the lewd way, your choice.


 No.400953

File: 1481354043630.jpg (99.35 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, pretty hot.jpg)

>>400952

I think I'm going to have to go with the lewd option.


 No.400954

>>400952

We're not doing this any way!


 No.400955

File: 1481354166107.png (84.56 KB, 656x531, 656:531, pee.png)

>>400953

Jesus christ anon.


 No.400956

File: 1481354230424.jpg (96.84 KB, 680x712, 85:89, 3a74135644259d23da57f398f8….jpg)

>>400954

Do you seriously think you have a choice?


 No.400957

File: 1481354237845.webm (6.32 MB, 800x450, 16:9, smug.webm)


 No.400958

File: 1481354267451.png (321.41 KB, 780x763, 780:763, b2f604a98c667cddaf2e96be16….png)

>>400955

Hold my hand


 No.400959

File: 1481354357697.jpg (112.48 KB, 541x439, 541:439, e12db0fec6cc2ec2f5bcc11f70….jpg)

>>400958

N-no! T-that's too much!


 No.400960

File: 1481354381991.jpg (57.08 KB, 555x421, 555:421, gay dicks.jpg)

How does this keep happening.


 No.400961

File: 1481354464557.png (106.87 KB, 700x262, 350:131, 0566613dc492942e22f39792a6….png)

>>400959

Will you consider patting my head ?


 No.400962

File: 1481354488388.jpg (62.68 KB, 472x472, 1:1, gay4.jpg)

>>400960

Welcome to /a/, the board about yuri and cocks.


 No.400963

If anyone's listening to:

>>400941

Both these songs are off the Final Fantasy Tribute ~THANKS~ album

Legit one of the best things related to FF music. I recommend the entire thing.


 No.400964

File: 1481354544107.png (650.88 KB, 1107x659, 1107:659, pet 1.png)

>>400961

O-okay.


 No.400966

File: 1481354613763.png (203.22 KB, 559x305, 559:305, !!!.png)

>>400963

I'm listening, it's pretty good.

>>400964

T-thanks anon.


 No.400967

File: 1481354663299.jpg (247.93 KB, 850x991, 850:991, blushing oni.jpg)

>>400963

>If anyone's listening to:

T-thanks, you just made me notice I forgot to press play after adding it to the playlist.

I was being gay in silence for a few minutes.


 No.400968

File: 1481354683486.jpeg (101.13 KB, 640x707, 640:707, blsuh dragon.jpeg)

>>400966

S-s-sure.


 No.400969

File: 1481354732232.png (9.49 KB, 470x689, 470:689, b4f5142b6384774a5f62623a33….png)


 No.400971

>>400960

Repressed sexual drive.


 No.400972

File: 1481355040662.jpg (9.61 KB, 208x255, 208:255, embarassed.jpg)

>>400969

I-I'm cute!?

goat best girl


 No.400973

File: 1481355106308.png (33.41 KB, 512x486, 256:243, f8db588cb107282079ccbf276d….png)

>>400972

>goat

Get out, cat is best.


 No.400974

File: 1481355183403.jpg (115.68 KB, 800x600, 4:3, fight me faggot.jpg)

>>400973

>Get out

Biting the hands that pet you, huh? I guess that's about what I'd expect of a grumpfag.

THE GOAT IS CUTE AS FUCK AND YOU KNOW IT


 No.400975

>>400974

Look, I get that goat is cute, I'm not saying she's not, but cat is infinitely better. But waifu had said that cat will be getting a 'special' chapter as a what if, so I'm content to let things progress.


 No.400976

>>400975

I do want to fuck the grump out of the grumpcat, but the goat is just too cute, it's hard not to want to protect her.

>inb4 harem end

>the kind where the MC gives up on everyone and just stays friends with all the girls


 No.400977

File: 1481355779344.png (60.24 KB, 377x220, 377:220, blank.png)

>>400976

Please no, I can just go watch anime if I wanted that.


 No.400978

I'm heading to bed.

Thanks for listening all…3 of you.


 No.400979

File: 1481355890825.png (12.92 KB, 143x196, 143:196, Selection_234.png)

>collage thread was locked on 8/a/

This is not okay and whoever did this should feel bad.


 No.400980

>>400963

I-is it over?


 No.400981

File: 1481355920087.png (73.7 KB, 377x376, 377:376, cry mondaijitachi.png)

>Unable to open item for playback (Not Available (404)):

>"http://smuglo.li:8000/claud"

I-it bro-

>>400978

O-oh, okay. Good night.


 No.400982

>>400978

;_; thanks for playing. Night anon.


 No.400983

>>400979

Is it still locked? I thought I undid that.


 No.400984

>>400979

Was locked during the spam so that it remained pure. Meido said he'd unlock when all is well again.


 No.400985

>>400983

>>400984

Just locked and unlocked it again. Should be good now.


 No.400986

>>400978

Goodnight.

>>400985

Yep, it's fine now.


 No.400987

>>400979

We had at one point been contemplating locking down all the threads until we could get automaid online. We did a lot of messy moderation today, there were likely a few unfortunate anons who had their posts purged along with Bui's.


 No.400988

File: 1481356160372.png (Spoiler Image, 39.74 KB, 525x376, 525:376, d.png)

>>400977

Catfags keep trying to get the cat, so it'll end up that way, unless, that is, that catfags give up on the cat and just bask in the glory of the goat.


 No.400989

>>400985

>>400987

Good job today Meidos.

>>400988

I think Waifu has set us down the path of the goat and is only listening to goat options at this point. I'm just going along for the rid at this point.


 No.400991

Anybody else getting NaN% on 8ch when trying to post?


 No.400992

I don't know about you guys but the amount of dumb RP posting between 2 Anons has really increased in the past week. Yes we've always had it but not to this degree and it's quite frankly an eyesore. Cut it out for a while. Especially in this shit thread.


 No.400993

>>400991

I'm trying to post but it hangs in posting….


 No.400998

>>400993

Working now.


 No.400999

>>400992

Agreed. It's starting to look like newfags who lurked a bit and are going overboard to try to fit in.


 No.401000

I keep getting

>An unknown error occured when posting!

When trying to post in the r/a/dio thread.

The http POST request returned a 200 success code and "NG" as the only content.


 No.401001

>>401000

Actually it seems to be affecting me across the whole of 8chan.

I've been looking through the infinity source code for anything which could give an "NG" response, but nothing appears to be there. Either it's a problem with Nginx or the 8chan admins have fucked something up again by changing things. The latter seems more likely.


 No.401002

>>401001

No idea, have you tried disabling some of your autismal block addons? I know mine fuck things up from time to time.


 No.401003

>>401002

I'm not only testing it with my browser. I put together a python script to make minimal requests to post.php containing only the essential parameters needed to make a post, and it still does the same thing.

I can get it to give real error messages by making invalid requests, but as soon as I make a valid request it just gives the mysterious "NG" response and no post shows up.

I don't think it's a problem with my configuration because it just suddenly started failing while I was in the middle of participating in a thread. Nothing changed on my end to cause it.


 No.401004

And just to check the script actually works, I should be able to use it to make a post here.


 No.401005

This is a computer generated post.


 No.401006

>>401000

Same, all I wish for next year is for 8ch to stop shitting itself.


 No.401007

>>401005

Hi robot-chan


 No.401010

Actually the problem seems to have fixed itself for me now.


 No.401016

File: 1481891948353.png (242.67 KB, 1920x1034, 960:517, Untitled.png)


 No.401021

Bui spam is back (seen it on /sudo). Looks like we need to wake robomaid up and have her protect us again.


 No.401022

File: 1482069451238.jpg (100.62 KB, 513x486, 19:18, wew lad.jpg)

>>401021

Ron has disabled posting for now, so no spam now, but also nothing else.


 No.401023

File: 1482069816742.png (51.51 KB, 422x401, 422:401, look at me, I'm retarded.png)

>>401022

>gets shot in leg

>well, guess I'll kill myself so I can't get shot again


 No.401024

>>401023

At least /a/ still has the bunker, so I'm too worried.


 No.401025

At this rate, you'll have to create an account to post on 8ch dot net.


 No.401026

>>401022

It didn't do anything though, spam is still getting through


 No.401027

>>401026

I can't post and there haven't been any new posts on /a/ in hours. Are you sure there's spam?


 No.401028

File: 1482119127712.jpg (73.22 KB, 742x567, 106:81, 404.jpg)

This is the first time I see this 404 page. Is it new? Are the images for the whole site or can we can custom ones for /a/?


 No.401029

>>401028

They're site wide as far as I know.


 No.402068

File: 1484696410263.jpg (121.57 KB, 600x596, 150:149, 1268866514558.jpg)

More problems on 8chan, at least for me.


 No.402069

>>402068

For some reason I get 502 looping when I go to anything other than the first page


 No.402070

>>402068

Same for me


 No.402071

>>402068

Same here.


 No.402072

>>402068

All boards except for /v/ are down. I wonder how could be behind this.


 No.402073

I don't think the newfags know the bunker exists. Normally I'd say that's a good thing, but there's probably only like 5 people to shitpost with every time the site goes down.


 No.402074

>>402073

Youre not supposed to shitpost at all so its better they arent around. Only funposting is allowed


 No.402075

>>402073

We're not had any major pop fluctuations in /a/. We've stayed between 300-400 users for over a year now. Everyone already knows about smug.


 No.402076

File: 1484697245290.jpg (57.73 KB, 533x479, 533:479, 42df0c74211468e4628f5b99d8….jpg)

/a/ popped back up, but now it looks like it is down again. Which is fine since the catalog was giving 404.


 No.402077

Jim said it's a Cloudflare problem.

<Nepfag> @ron, I'm getting 502's while accessing /a/'s catalog.

<Nepfag> It works mostly, but something's obviously wrong.

<Nepfag> Shitload of broken thumbnails, too

<nttech> <jim> I will have someone look at that today.

<Nepfag> Thanks @jim!

<Nepfag> Yeah, not it's down.

<Nepfag> *now

<Nepfag> ./pol/ is down as well

<Nepfag> The only board that is up is /v/

<Nepfag> All other boards are down.

<nttech> <jim> Maybe people are taking a political break until the new president comes along.

<Nepfag> Cloudflare errors.

<Nepfag> The boards don't work.

<nttech> <jim> Ah, I will look at it

<Nepfag> Thanks!

<nttech> <jim> They are reporting a minor service outage

<nttech> <jim> https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/

<nttech> <jim> Minor Service Outage

<Nepfag> Doesn't seem so minor to me. I've got confirmation from 2000km away taht it's the same for a friend.

<nttech> <jim> they are notorious for understating problems.

<Nepfag> I'm in Switzerland, he's in Portugal. At least all of Yuropé is dead.

<nttech> <jim> There is some new equipment going for 8chan before the election, but I don’t think that has been connected yet. That is the only change that could be happening, but that wouldn’t stop all of Europe.

<nttech> <jim> I am in Japan and it is working flawlessly from here. This is an understated Cloudflare problem likely.

<Nepfag> Can I quote you on the bunker board?

<nttech> <jim> yes

<Nepfag> Thanks!


 No.402078

>>402077

Well at least the error isn't from our end of things.


 No.402079

News:

<nttech> <jim> It seems to be some type of attack. I am looking for help

<nttech> <jim> I have temporarily increased the threat level on cloudflare.


 No.402080

File: 1484697565176.gif (2.24 MB, 480x360, 4:3, 1441412471241.gif)

>>402068

on my end the catalog looks exactly like how it was about a month ago (ie the maid dragon thread is at 50 replies, the manga thread: lewd edition is still up and with 188 replies, the villains who did nothing wrong thread is at single digit posts) but when you click on the already dead threads they show error 404. what the fuck


 No.402081

>>402080

That means you're using sys.8ch.net.


 No.402082

File: 1484697672104.jpg (73.51 KB, 568x439, 568:439, help me cam.jpg)

>>402079

>I am looking for help


 No.402083

>>402077

I got a 504 at first but everything seems fine now.

HongKong here.


 No.402084

>>402083

Looking good again in Ohio.


 No.402085

Jim tweaked some Cludflare settings and now it seems to work again. He says it's a DDoS.


 No.402086

>>402085

>DDoS

I'm assuming one of our neighbors provoked some turbo autist.


 No.402087

>>402086

Or the FBI found /younglove/ but cant get a court order


 No.402088

File: 1484699627119.png (2.19 MB, 1869x1052, 1869:1052, 1405667865824.png)

Seemed like everything was up and running again.

Then I had a brownout and by the time I had everything up and running again the site was down again.


 No.402089

>>402088

I'm having fun exploring gnu/smug in the meantime.


 No.402090

>>402089

>gnu/smug

Dont do it. Once you enter its a hole you cannot escape


 No.402091

>>402090

>gnu/smug is still a thing

I haven't heard of that site for months


 No.402093

I thought something might be up because I noticed a thread was suddenly missing a bunch of posts at the end.


 No.402094

>>402091

Why wouldn't it be?


 No.402095

File: 1484921946530.jpg (185.15 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 42b864fe5c710e5cac69cc5b3b….jpg)

I woke up and everything is broken!


 No.402096

File: 1484922300923.jpg (82.93 KB, 837x669, 279:223, kimo.jpg)

>>402095

I bet it was the commies since today's the day.


 No.402097

>>402096

That's what I was worrying about.


 No.402098

File: 1484922476608.png (300.07 KB, 548x600, 137:150, 52315660_p0.png)

>>402096

I forgot that was today, since it is all the boards hopefully it is fixed soon


 No.402099

>>402095

It was working before that, I just finished watching Urara and wanted to post in the thread, then it was dead.


 No.402100

Looks like everything is working again.


 No.402101

back online


 No.402102

Sorry for the outage! NFS server crashed. Should be good now! -Ron


 No.402110

Is the catalog on 8/a/ acting wonky for anyone else? It seems like a bunch of posts keep getting deleted at random.


 No.402111

>>402110

Wait, something is up. I tried to get on /tg/ and it keeps directing me to sys.8ch.net/tg. I got that sys.8ch trying to post on /a/, too. So they're messing with shit again.


 No.402112

/a/ is down? Gab dropout thread also 404's.


 No.402113

>>402112

The LWA thread is missing a ton of posts and the "Let's have sex" reaction thread is 404.


 No.402114

>>402113

>The LWA thread is missing a ton of posts

They exist but you may have to reply to get them to show up. I posted and then the posts came up.


 No.402117

File: 1488504134893.jpg (80.51 KB, 653x682, 653:682, doushio.jpg)

I can't post.


 No.402118

File: 1488550142208.jpg (112.4 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, orange comfort hug.jpg)

>>402117

It's okay now.




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