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File: 1560017425498.png (340.7 KB, 494x494, 1:1, 6a42a0f15af291f67dbe6d218d….png)

 No.470427[Last 50 Posts]

おかえりなさい/a/!

Welcome once again to another S/a/turday. We had a break week last week, I think, so we're back in business today. Grab a snack, plenty of drinks, your daki, a blanket, and settle in for a (hopefully) wonderful night.

To tune in, point your favorite music player to:

https://smuglo.li/stream.m3u

/r/s are open as usual, but no block requests. You know the drill.

Tonight's gonna be a bit weird! I have plenty of bizarre shit dug up from NND in store, courtesy of drunkenly making half the playlist last night. Too bad, we're riding this train into the night. As well, I'm starting a bit (5 hours) early with some big music blocks for you Smug devotees, yuropoors, and early birds. Then I'll restart Mixxx and start the stream proper around the usual time.

In addition, this is the 20th anniversary of the release of Kikujiro no Natsu! It's a comfy movie about comfy travels in comfy Japan during a comfy 90s summer set to some comfy music. Beat Takeshi beats up a pedophile and befriends some weirdos. Watch it if you haven't already. To that end, the entirety of the post-trainroll playlist will be comfy. Plan accordingly.

I have a big week coming up, with 7 12-hour days in a row. Then I don't get a full weekend off until about August! I guess I'll see you then. The only thing keeping me going is the promise of NNB S3 sometime eventually. That and I've basically saved up enough already to go to Japan next year, if I ever get any time off.

 No.470428

File: 1560018588574.jpg (Spoiler Image, 341.84 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1555226466841-2.jpg)

>>470427

>Spoiler

You die if you work, KFist! I'm gonna fully enjoy this evening with you then and crack open that Jägermeister that's been sitting in the back of the freezer!


 No.470429

>>470428

>You die if you work

I realized this when I had a realization last night that I hadn't actually watched any animu in the past 3 months and outright missed a Japan travel thread.

Although it's okay, I read about a dozen manga in that time during downtime at work, which is great. I like getting paid to look dignified as I read through Burmese dot-matrix printouts on my ereader.


 No.470430

File: 1560024760916.flac (24.02 MB, 15 Barcarole -Live Ver.-.flac)

>To that end, the entirety of the post-trainroll playlist will be comfy.

I'd like to /r/ Barcarole for that time. I'll be awake. Probably.


 No.470431

File: 1560024944979.png (301.84 KB, 800x888, 100:111, 1558238630445.png)

Who here cawfee?


 No.470432

File: 1560025031755.gif (1.01 MB, 640x456, 80:57, 90193539a5b43ee3696224cff7….gif)

>>470431

I'm Maple Whiskey/Grapefruit mineral water highballs with caffeine added to the mix.


 No.470433

File: 1560025228744.gif (267.07 KB, 255x224, 255:224, 1530409502580.gif)

Trance is underrated.


 No.470434

File: 1560027560336.gif (2.91 MB, 266x176, 133:88, dance2.gif)


 No.470435

>>470431

I'm traditional lemonade

Kikujiro is my favorite Takeshi movie, everyone should watch it.


 No.470436

File: 1560029076112.jpg (250.82 KB, 722x643, 722:643, febf13b7108e1692f64e1c74dc….jpg)

I was looking forward to tonight, but looks like I'll have to break away to deal with some dirty personal business. I gots to do what I gots to do.

This world is an abstract hell.


 No.470437

File: 1560029401375.gif (1.65 MB, 800x450, 16:9, autistic girl receives hea….gif)

>>470436

Hope you can get through it quick and painlessly anon. We'll be here waitinf for you.


 No.470438

File: 1560030040431.png (5.67 MB, 2500x1778, 1250:889, ff2acc6590a9673e4a99ad3c08….png)

>>470436

Do what you need to, but come back to us when you can anon. I hope things go as well as they can for you.


 No.470439

File: 1560030362400.jpg (133.02 KB, 1176x1000, 147:125, awoo.jpg)

>>470436

I hope you'll be okay


 No.470440

File: 1560030587698.jpg (82.73 KB, 768x1024, 3:4, l.jpg)

I didn't think I'd be late!

>NNB S3

Thank you for reminding me.


 No.470441

File: 1560031081859.jpeg (107.22 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, sardine ice cream.jpeg)

Dead r/a/dio?


 No.470442

>>470441

Works for me.


 No.470443

>>470441

I get here now, but need to to somethings. But songs are pretty good.


 No.470444

File: 1560031371517.jpg (136.19 KB, 1200x803, 1200:803, 66b67704f653a9ecf0fe190724….jpg)

>>470441

Apparently most anons don't bother to check the bunker and need to have a link from 8ch. Or maybe they care more about E3, I don't know.


 No.470445

>>470444

>maybe they care more about E3

I sincerely hope not.


 No.470446

File: 1560031426715.jpg (411.48 KB, 1920x1920, 1:1, D8HxYmSU8AAt38S.jpg)

I just babysat my niece, shit was cute, and it was just what I needed to reinvigorate my will to continue. I just want to get happily married and raise a family.

>>470441

Ultra ded.


 No.470447

>>470443

It's a KFist stream, of course the songs are good. What things need to be done anon? Can I help?


 No.470448

>>470445

There are no more conferences for today anyway.


 No.470449

>>470444

I was doing a rush to finish the Fuko route and started the begin of "old man" one. I hope to end before begin of winter/summer.


 No.470450

>>470447

Just some English lessons and others basic things.


 No.470451

>>470448

Did anything good happen?


 No.470452

File: 1560031622510.png (303.7 KB, 636x900, 53:75, D75wh6vUwAAl6Gu.png)

>>470441

Dead is best.


 No.470453

>>470451

Is that even a question?


 No.470454

>>470451

Why would anything good happen?


 No.470455

>>470451

>>470454

Does finishing for the day count as good?


 No.470456

File: 1560031713850.jpg (654.6 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, __original_drawn_by_nagisa….jpg)

>>470452

I agree.


 No.470457

File: 1560031714178.jpg (592.98 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 3373940009c1cfce90d8ad2e8b….jpg)

>>470452

This image is lack of second best girl.


 No.470458

>>470451

It was truly and honestly miserable. The Sims 4 got an expansion pack, an hour of FIFA and Madden, 2 maps got announced for Battlefield V and a new character that seems to be a Mary Sue for Apex Legends. It was absolutely painful to sit through and I wished I had missed it.


 No.470459

File: 1560031762697.png (196.01 KB, 335x399, 335:399, e3 2019 daki.png)

>>470451

This happened live on stream.


 No.470460

File: 1560031778691.jpg (721.36 KB, 3727x4096, 3727:4096, D8Dv4PuV4AA6z3n.jpg)

>>470457

But that isn't Saki.


 No.470461

>>470451

No new games were announced, it was mostly DLC. I don't understand why their kike of a BO makes the thread cyclical.


 No.470462


 No.470463

File: 1560031896453.jpg (146.64 KB, 1000x1311, 1000:1311, 575312dfee9b8bed124dfd0f4d….jpg)

>>470460

Number 1 is second place in my heart. Just lose for best girl (Lilly) and producer-san.


 No.470464

File: 1560032065722.png (104.29 KB, 640x427, 640:427, ClipboardImage.png)

>>470463

>best girl

>(Lilly)


 No.470465

>>470464

Don't remember me that little fact, anon.


 No.470466

File: 1560032098929.gif (237.26 KB, 560x511, 80:73, 1545711155156.gif)

Sit tight for a minute. Gonna restart Mixxx and load up the actual playlist. Mixxx doesn't like being active for more than 9 hours at a time.


 No.470467

>>470444

Sorry, I don't check the bunker daily, so it slipped me by.


 No.470468

File: 1560032464394.jpg (95.26 KB, 443x652, 443:652, 830d3d93311508feaa79e5ef2a….jpg)

>>470465

I'd remember Masao's little fact.


 No.470469

File: 1560032553857.jpg (511.52 KB, 800x800, 1:1, cover.jpg)

/r/ ハッピー・ハッピー・フレンズ


 No.470470

Lilly having a cock was a blemish in an otherwise great show, and I wish it didn't happen.


 No.470471

File: 1560032562559.gif (732.55 KB, 448x596, 112:149, ATATATATATATA.gif)

>>470468

Only makes it better


 No.470472

>>470468

I can accept it. Even if this a bit sad.


 No.470473

What のんびり music.


 No.470474

>>470470

I agree. But friends accept their friends even with all problems they have.


 No.470475

File: 1560032753756.flac (31.85 MB, 01 Tokimeki Poporon♪.flac)

I think we need some Poporon


 No.470476

File: 1560032766039.jpg (570.33 KB, 1559x1921, 1559:1921, 1c67169d1ee872b8b17b6405af….jpg)

It's already too hot.


 No.470477

File: 1560032809150.png (878.83 KB, 1080x1600, 27:40, 71232939_p0.png)

>>470470

It was fucking hilarious though and made the show.


 No.470478

>>470476

What is the name of the cutie?


 No.470479

File: 1560033066439.flac (33.86 MB, Help me, ERINNNNNN!!.flac)

/r/ Help me, ERINNNNNNNN!! by COOL&CREATE


 No.470480

File: 1560033078639.png (1.29 MB, 1000x1412, 250:353, 59604813_p0.png)

>>470476

The tables have turned down here. I'm finally able to enjoy tea all day once again.

>>470477

Yeah I couldn't stop laughing during that episode but that was entirely because of the anons that were unfortunate enough to claim Lilly was best girl.


 No.470481

>>470478

Saucenao says it's an OC, artist is dobunezumi


 No.470482

File: 1560033209801.gif (1.94 MB, 400x230, 40:23, 4c814e33ee21a90bcb2f4d3e4b….gif)

/a/ help me, I've recently taken a liking to shredded jerky chew I'm concerned at this rate I'll tart using actual chew.


 No.470483

File: 1560033436431.jpg (95.21 KB, 1200x1800, 2:3, DF1VkC4VYAA1z4j.jpg)

>>470480

>I'm finally able to enjoy tea all day once again.

Exact same here. I only drink it occasionally normally, but once winter hits I'm averaging 6 cups a day.


 No.470484

>>470480

> to claim Lilly was best girl.

She is the best girl… Even if she is a boy.

>>470481

Thank you. I check danbooru and say same thing.


 No.470485

File: 1560033463324-0.jpg (564.73 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, photo 3-732285.JPG)

File: 1560033463324-1.jpg (45.51 KB, 288x358, 144:179, a96e2b16b97c395836c41325dd….jpg)

>>470482

I didn't even know this was a thing, does it even taste good?


 No.470486

File: 1560033475702.jpg (791.32 KB, 2937x2223, 979:741, 6809167.jpg)

>>470481

DOBUNEZUMI

MITAI NI


 No.470487

File: 1560033499694.png (85.91 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, yuno4.png)

>shredded jerky chew

I didn't know this was a thing. Is this for kids so they can pretend to be doing the real thing, or is it a reasonable way of enjoying jerky?


 No.470488

>>470485

What the fuck that looks disgusting. It's like dried vomit.


 No.470489

>>470485

I'm wondering the same thing


 No.470490

File: 1560033584577.png (1.41 MB, 1639x1448, 1639:1448, 8250918.png)

>>470486

Cranking up the homo pretty early this stream.


 No.470491

>>470482

I thought it was some kind of tobacco stuff.


 No.470492

File: 1560033636048.jpg (222.08 KB, 1000x1002, 500:501, 71891256_p0.jpg)

>>470484

He is only best boy.


 No.470493

File: 1560033685089.gif (132.01 KB, 393x424, 393:424, Flan with pudding.gif)

>>470487

>How to eat jerky chew

>Originally introduced as a healthy alternative to the ubiquitous tobacco chaw seen in professional baseball games, jerky chew is finely shredded meat jerky. Vegetarian versions are also available as well as offerings that are low-sodium, grass fed, paleo-friendly and free of gluten, soy, protein or artificial preservatives.

>Often sold in the retro packaging of the 1950s, modern jerky chew is used as a natural snack – like chewing gum – or to combat nicotine habits and eating compulsions.

>However, jerky chews are tough, fibrous and frequently salty so they can’t be eaten like a typical snack.

>Jerky chew is not meant to be eaten like a food – it is meant to be chewed like gum.

>Open the tin or package and remove a pinch of the chew. Place it in your mouth and smear it on one side. Hold it between your gum or cheek – upper or lower – and let your saliva slowly release the flavor or gently chew it.

>Swallow or spit the broth flavor as it is released from the dried jerky. Your tolerance for swallowing jerky juice may depend on the salt content.

>After chewing jerky, brush and floss thoroughly – the dried fibers of jerky chew are tenacious and can get stuck between your teeth. Thoroughly rinse and swish your mouth with water to remove salt and brine.

Source: The Internet


 No.470494

File: 1560033770256.png (169.85 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 2661318_p0.png)

Takoyaki takoyaki takoyaki takoyaki.


 No.470495

>>470492

Best boy is the producer. And he is best character too.


 No.470496

File: 1560033870079-0.jpg (259.98 KB, 840x1079, 840:1079, __konno_junko_zombie_land_….jpg)

File: 1560033870080-1.jpg (217.43 KB, 850x1562, 425:781, __konno_junko_zombie_land_….jpg)

>>470492

A fellow little girl of refined tastes. Junko is cute in both mushroom-mode and long range mode.


 No.470497

File: 1560033986044.png (242.38 KB, 646x720, 323:360, kf16.png)

>>470493

So it's meat gum huh? I like the idea of that.


 No.470498

File: 1560034009779.png (909.68 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, 74507211_p0.png)

>>470496

>long haired Junko

Why must you destroy something beautiful. Why can't you just appreciate the fluffy hair.


 No.470499

>>470485

>I didn't even know this was a thing, does it even taste good?

It's a nice salted jerky flavor when driving. It's very pleasant when you're dehydrated or after working out.


 No.470500

File: 1560034156134.png (554 KB, 601x610, 601:610, f12ab20d03c02ae253da156828….png)

>>470496

Junko is Chris-chan if she hadn't been abducted into being a child sex slave. Just another reason why Junko is best girl.


 No.470501

Anyone else doing the /a/ sings?


 No.470502

>>470497

If you try to chew it like gum, you'll have a bad time. Best to treat it like actual chew and just stick it between your teeth and lower lip.


 No.470503

>>470501

Nah, this isn't the mid-2000s anymore. Stuff like /a/ sings will only attract enormous faggots because of le funny nerds singing weebsongs.


 No.470504

>>470501

Too embarrassed. If I get the courage or drunk enough at a later point I might.


 No.470505

>>470501

Never ever.


 No.470506

File: 1560034358684.gif (3.33 MB, 640x360, 16:9, 1550969287635.gif)

NEVER


 No.470507

File: 1560034376408.png (104.26 KB, 400x400, 1:1, f89dad7ed11ef863f16d8d7a84….png)


 No.470508

>>470501

I did the gochiusa one. It was really difficult, but it turned out to be a lot of fun.


 No.470509

File: 1560034392091.flac (16.3 MB, 18. [Vipper] U ha www kw….flac)

/r/ [Vipper] U ha www kworititakasu www kurinikku desuga nani ka by IOSYS


 No.470510

>>470503

But I was always too scared to do it before and this is my chance to redeem myself.


 No.470511

>>470503

It's hyper gay, but that's also why it's fun. The first and only one I did before this one was the /v/ sings Galo Sengen which turned out to be an ear destroying cacophony of screaming faggotry, but I don't regret it.


 No.470512

>Joe Hisaishi block

Happiness are finally close to us.


 No.470513

>>470512

Not quite what you thought it was.


 No.470514

>>470465

>>470468

It needs to be a huge horse fact not a little one.


 No.470515

>>470514

Whoa there buddy, settle down.


 No.470516

File: 1560034931224.png (491.1 KB, 850x850, 1:1, __hacka_doll_3_hacka_doll_….png)

>>470514

Cute boys need to have cute little benises.


 No.470517

>>470514

A huge horse cock would have ruined it. But a little small cute one is entirely fine with me.


 No.470518

File: 1560034956516.jpg (1.01 MB, 1500x1007, 1500:1007, Konachan.com - 209037 samp….jpg)

Which rabbit would you order ?


 No.470519

File: 1560035040556.png (491.25 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 17dd816a87bcfa027918ac50e8….png)

>>470518

The lifetime-supply-of-peach-tea rabbit.


 No.470520

File: 1560035066163.png (290.75 KB, 1041x589, 1041:589, 91374be31a71b3beba773a1a55….png)

>>470518

>Not ordering all three at once


 No.470521

File: 1560035093218.png (592.71 KB, 872x709, 872:709, sublime.png)

>>470518

There isn't a single one I dislike. I'd have a different one every day if I could.


 No.470522

>>470518

I don't know yet, I'm still looking at the sample rabbits.


 No.470523

>>470518

In this order: Syaro, Megu, Chino, Maya.


 No.470524

>>470518

Of course, I would order Sharo.


 No.470525

File: 1560035136124.gif (3.25 MB, 960x540, 16:9, sharo2.gif)

>>470519

How the fuck did Sharo's piss become a meme among the elves?


 No.470526

File: 1560035170876.png (717.69 KB, 860x1201, 860:1201, __kafuu_chino_and_tippy_go….png)

>>470518

You're going to wreck your stomach. I'll have a Chino and maybe a Rize.


 No.470527

>>470516

A cute boy with a giant dick is great in a similar way loli futa is great.


 No.470528

File: 1560035188697.jpg (1.02 MB, 1500x1046, 750:523, Konachan.com - 181645 samp….jpg)

>>470521

One for each day of the week


 No.470529

File: 1560035212508.jpg (34.91 KB, 152x201, 152:201, 1428000272288-3.jpg)

>>470527

So not at all.


 No.470530

File: 1560035221337.jpg (543.48 KB, 1516x1800, 379:450, yuki-nee sitting.jpg)

I'm alive somehow. Not much to say other than I hope everyone's doing well. My biiru is cooling in the fridge. I've taken a break from, well, everything really. Not doing much other than playing old beat 'em ups to get 1cc's.


 No.470531

File: 1560035246017-0.gif (510.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Hinata.gif)

File: 1560035246017-1.gif (510.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Hinata.gif)

File: 1560035246017-2.gif (510.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Hinata.gif)

File: 1560035246017-3.gif (510.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, Hinata.gif)

MYA NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.470532

File: 1560035253819.gif (510.38 KB, 512x512, 1:1, mya nee intensifies 2.gif)

MYA-NEEEEEEEEEE


 No.470533

File: 1560035262500.jpg (446.72 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)

I want do lewd things with MYA-NEE!


 No.470534

File: 1560035262999.gif (1.73 MB, 960x720, 4:3, __himesaka_noa_hoshino_hin….gif)

MYA-NEE


 No.470535

File: 1560035265789-0.jpg (5.94 KB, 170x182, 85:91, 8031d458b2834de9fce1e3264a….jpg)

File: 1560035265789-1.jpg (28.49 KB, 665x599, 665:599, [HorribleSubs] Watashi ni ….jpg)

File: 1560035265789-2.jpg (5.94 KB, 170x182, 85:91, 8031d458b2834de9fce1e3264a….jpg)

I want to fuck Nao's face.


 No.470536

File: 1560035266464.jpg (119.74 KB, 816x979, 816:979, Beargirl4.jpg)

Happy, happy flens~


 No.470537

File: 1560035273657.jpg (237.66 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, mpv-shot0075.jpg)

>>470518

The one with the biggest tits!


 No.470538

File: 1560035282363.jpg (103.86 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Erai-raws]_Watashi_ni_Ten….jpg)

Anons, you are my happy happy flenz.


 No.470539

>>470534

You have read my mind.


 No.470540

File: 1560035283265.jpg (1.03 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 74809182_p0.jpg)

MYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-NEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


 No.470541


 No.470542

>>470535

Everyone one wants that.


 No.470543

>>470538

I feel the same, anon. Now come over here so I can give you a kissu.


 No.470544

File: 1560035332997.gif (61.9 KB, 197x183, 197:183, wataten plushie lewd.gif)

>>470534

Too lewd.


 No.470545

File: 1560035336543.png (936.99 KB, 2362x2362, 1:1, Miyaa-nee.png)

HAPPY


 No.470546

>>470518

I didn't get served by any of them when I was in Akiba. Therefore I don't want any of em.


 No.470547

File: 1560035349298.png (1.92 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Notify the police.png)


 No.470548

File: 1560035354767-0.png (2.2 MB, 1800x1962, 100:109, 74813422_p0.png)

File: 1560035354767-1.jpg (1.26 MB, 1791x2530, 1791:2530, 74493582_p0.jpg)

File: 1560035354767-2.png (2.94 MB, 1800x1343, 1800:1343, 74659976_p0.png)

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File: 1560035354767-4.png (2 MB, 1500x1877, 1500:1877, 73661046_p0.png)


 No.470549

File: 1560035356774-0.jpg (89.21 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)

File: 1560035356774-1.jpg (107.44 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)

File: 1560035356774-2.jpg (76.18 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)


 No.470550

File: 1560035373954.jpg (908.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)

>>470544

LEWDER!


 No.470551

File: 1560035387068.png (483.31 KB, 502x662, 251:331, 9640bb7a7a61067ded1edc9267….png)

>>470535

Are you sure that's Noa there? Her eyes don't look right.


 No.470552

File: 1560035389535.png (892.11 KB, 2000x2000, 1:1, 74762029_p0.png)

Noa Bright.


 No.470553

>>470427

Come visit me for japanese halloween.


 No.470554

File: 1560035421215.gif (3.51 MB, 600x338, 300:169, MYANEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE….gif)

>>470530

>My biiru is cooling in the fridge

Kanpai with me when it's nice and cool, flen.


 No.470555

File: 1560035444482-0.png (404.7 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 72979649_p0.png)

File: 1560035444482-1.png (820.97 KB, 1199x1503, 1199:1503, 73433958_p0.png)

File: 1560035444482-2.png (493.56 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 74486155_p0.png)


 No.470556

File: 1560035448004.jpg (65.35 KB, 600x744, 25:31, 00e862678416ca86c7d566b142….jpg)

We may be ded. But we died on our own terms.


 No.470557

File: 1560035471495.png (1.02 MB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 1c45f985a6b9dbfcc9d07413b3….png)

Time for story time so I can slip into obscurity for the rest of the stream~


 No.470558

File: 1560035481783.gif (1.66 MB, 600x496, 75:62, vergil.gif)

>>470554

Will do, anon.


 No.470559

>>470556

Better be dead than to withstand the burden of existence.


 No.470560

When I found out this song was about fucking I was kind surprised for a couple of days.


 No.470561

File: 1560035537246.jpg (53.92 KB, 640x361, 640:361, koyori.jpg)

The only thing wrong with Wataten was that Koyori wasn't in every episode.


 No.470562

>>470557

I love story time.


 No.470563

File: 1560035545067.png (96.95 KB, 363x320, 363:320, 21ef38358987c75a1537bba8a5….png)

>>470556

Worth it then.


 No.470564

>>470557

I have some special story stuff ready for you, but wasn't expecting to post it until late.


 No.470565

>>470530

>I'm alive somehow

Ain't that us all.


 No.470566

File: 1560035591374.jpg (Spoiler Image, 329.38 KB, 450x1366, 225:683, Tough_World_to_become_a_Pr….jpg)

>>470557

>Constantly putting an extra 2 hours of unpaid work time in because Driller will shitcan me for not doing it

>Eventually Driller shoves HIS paperwork on top of mine and starts telling me to forge signatures on safety paperwork (of which there's like 30 pages a day)

If you don't forge the signiatures you get shitcanned. The oil fields are basically out away from society and are a super tight clique, they don't give a fuck about the law. They're above the law in most cases. Our toolpusher chased a cop off our rig when he came to arrest someone, and the cop complied even though he had the warrant with him.

>Situation continues to get worse

>Laying down casing

Basically after you drill and then proceed to pull out all 22,000 feet of that pipe you sent down, you put in a special permanent pipe for fracking operations, since we only drill the hole.

>They bring it up with the catwalk

>Somehow the kickers on the catwalk gets activated

>Casing proceeds to fling off the catwalk like a fucking lawn dart and lands maybe 50 feet away from me while I'm doing stuff with the racked casing on the ground

Keep in mind this casing weighs enough to cookie cutter your feet through steel toed boots despite having blunt tips

>No one died so they pulled the casing out and everyone pretended the incident didn't happen

>Couple other incidents not worth mentioning like almost falling through the 70 foot high flooring and being about two steps away from getting sent through a giant blender used to mix man-made mud

>Torpedo Boss agrees to paying me $18/hour to cut this shit out and come back to work for him on a more permanent basis during all this

>Come back to camp with a new tennis ball-sized bruise every night and covered from head to toe in mud/grease/etc. despite wearing coveralls over my clothing (this shit soaked through three layers of clothing including a rainproof jacket one day)

>Have two bad nights in a row where the driller fucking snapped on me, companyman took a shit on me, toolpusher fucking cursed me out/threw me in the mud a few times

>Get sent into the cellar a few times to clean

Basically the bottom of the walkable section of the hole, beneath the valves that keep shit from exploding if a burp comes up, where all the shit that leaks out ends up, all the piss from people pissing over the side of the rig, all the hydraulic oil that leaks out, etc.

>Watched a hydraulic hose break loose and come about a few inches from getting a hydraulic oil injection into my arm

If you get a hydraulic oil injection, it will rot your skin unless you drain it, which the only way a doctor can drain it is by literally fileting open your skin in the contacted area. So your choices are walking around with that appendage cut clean open for a month or having it cut off.

>Finally cement the hole so shit doesn't leak and fracking can move in at a later date

>During this whole process I find myself getting isolated and put on the REALLY shitty jobs a lot

>It's the last hole this company wanted so it's time for Rig Move

Rig move costs ~$500 Million USD. You take a piss and you cost the company thousands of dollars.

>Typically go 10-14 hours without being able to use a toilet because we're so busy/constantly moving and getting our ass chewed out if we don't meet deadlines

>Basically always dehydrated and never eat properly because it would mean getting your ass reamed for taking 5 minutes to shit

>Also means eat lunch the same time you shit when you do have like five minutes

>Other floorhand keeps throwing me under the bus

>Driller and Derrickhand (basically Drillers are like 1st lieutenants and Derrickhands are like Warrant Officers) constantly bitching me out/telling me shit I should have done that they never specified

>Also constantly getting yelled at because I'll be asking how to proceed while the other guy has already ran in to do something and is bitching you out for not running in immediately to help him (but bitching you out if you try to help)

>No communication skills at all, get yelled at if you ask to confirm what someone just said, get yelled at even worse if you don't get their orders done to a T from the first time they say something

Keep in mind most of the rig (especially the areas I work in) are loud enough to cause tinnitus after a few months of not wearing ear protection.


 No.470567

File: 1560035601499.mp3 (10.6 MB, 04. 十中八九.mp3)

>>470537

Heretic.

/r/ing some more contemporary Reol.


 No.470568

>>470530

Welcome home.


 No.470569

File: 1560035609720.jpg (Spoiler Image, 337.85 KB, 450x1348, 225:674, Tough_world_to_become_a_Pr….jpg)

>>470566

>Rig move finally

>I'll just go back to camp, get some sleep, try to work through these next 5-6 days and-

>Toolpusher: "Surprise, motherfuckers! You get to disconnect and clean up the entire camp and move it to the new location tonight after you just worked your 14 hour shift that you only get paid 12.5 hours of!"

>Driller: "Also even though you're going to work an 18 hour shift and it's noon, I still expect you back on time at 5PM tonight. Oh and you're only getting paid for 15 hours."

>Finish shift

>Dead inside

>Torpedo Boss already agreed to raise

>Going to have 6 more days of these 18 hour shifts for rig move

>And halfway inbetween they're going to swap me from overnights to days when they cut power to most of the facility, and during that switch I'll have to work 24 hours straight without breaks

And of course I'll only get paid for 20 of those 24 hours.

>Finally "snap"

>"Pusher, I can't be a Roughneck. This is too much for me."

>Pusher: "Wh-huh? But you're one of our better new hires. The Driller says you're doing an excellent job. Sleep it over. I won't hear no until you've slept your 4 hours or so before you have to get up to get ready for work."

>Get my ass reamed by the driller and derrickhand for wanting to quit

>Driller is having an "OH SHIT" moment because it means he has to basically shift a row of tasks down one rung on the seniority chart and he'll have the Pusher out there working too/yelling at HIM for his fuckups (A Toolpusher using my above example is like a Major)

>Everyone trying to convince me to stay and that "you might not be ready now but you will never be ready!" nonsense

>Spit back a "I don't want excuses, I want results" insult the Driller likes to use in regards to my inability to do the job

>Sleep it over because I wouldn't want to have to drive that 6 hour drive back home after having done hard labor for 18 hours prior and having been up for 20 hours straight

>Lolnope, still can't even ass myself to stay one more day, let alone 6

>Tell Pusher, he basically tells me I'm fucking him and to get my shit and get the fuck off his rig

>Half expecting to have my truck fucked up or to be beaten to a pulp at any moment during this time while packing my shit up

>Driving down the miles of dirt road back to a highway

>The Superintendent I met last hitch calls me up (if a toolpusher owns one rig, he owns five rigs/is the Toolpusher's boss)

>Tries to negotiate with me to leave on "good terms" if I throw my crew under the bus and reveal something since he hates our pusher

>For as much of a dick as my pusher was, him and like two other guys are the only ones I respected from my crew and I wouldn't throw them under the bus

>Tell Superintendent I simply wasn't fit for the job (wanted to tell him to get fucked) and that I was sorry for fucking over my crew but I couldn't do it for 6 more days

>Superintendent: "Well that's fine. We're going to "whitelist" your name (can't call it a blacklist because that's illegal), you're barred from working for us forever."

>Superintendent: "Good luck ever getting a job in the oilfields again. For any company."

>Told him I was aware that my actions had consequences, to have a nice day, and hung up/played a mix of Aria and Nujabes to heal on my ride home

Allegedly my crew I was on is what they call a "seed crew" where the turnover rate is even higher than average, but the people who do survive long enough to get their permanent hard hats tend to be easily moved to other rigs where they integrate quickly/get the job done on those other rigs. I basically turned down a doctor's salary and 6 months off out of the year because I was tired of hurting to the point where I could barely ass myself to take a shower (and getting in bed hurt) every night when I went to sleep/every morning when I woke up. You have to take a shower on those rigs though… The chems you work with cause your body to break out in rashes and puss pockets like some sort of STD.

I cried a lot when I was leaving, not gonna lie. Maybe it was Stockholm syndrome, but while I hated a few of their guts, most of them were good people and I didn't want to fuck them over like that. I basically threw a potential career path down the drain because I was physically dying.


 No.470570

>>470556

Being dead is in the contract of life.


 No.470571

File: 1560035700232.gif (426.12 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1552795261000.gif)

>>470556

>group_inou

Nice taste.


 No.470572

File: 1560035848438.jpg (78.32 KB, 560x560, 1:1, 0e889023bfb6ecf64d24dd2339….jpg)

>>470566

>>470569

Ehhhh? I somehow forgot the first half.

I'm permanently banned from working for that company (and by proxy half the oil industry because they don't care if blacklisting is illegal). I'm covered in bruises, I almost picked up a foot fungus, and I almost died 7 times while I was out there, so I don't consider it much of a loss. The Torpedo job gave me a raise to $18/hour, so it's not like I have nothing to work off of right now.

>Heading back to camp after getting BNC exception in the Safeways parking lot

>Fell asleep at the wheel on a 75mph highway (that's basically 120kmh for you uncivilized folk)

>Crashed into a mile marker, spun out, crashed into a second mile marker, spun out into a ditch on some guy's farm

>Second mile marker was on the opposite side of the road of a busy trucking highway

>Somehow truck is in working condition other than a busted headlight and a fucked up wheel well

>Guardian Angel working overtime to protect me out there

>Wired half the afternoon when I'm supposed to be sleeping for overnight shifts

>Finally get like 4ish hours of sleep (probably less)

>Hitting lots of caverns that AREN'T filled with gas pockets so we have to make shit tons of mud up since it keeps seeping into said caverns

>End up throwing about 80,000lbs worth of baroid 41 (mud heavying agent- the main ingredient in drilling mud)

>Wheezing, dying, ask if I can have just a minute to sit down and catch my breath

>"ANON, DON'T BE A FUCKING PUSSY! ARE YOU A ROUGHNECK OR A FUCKING FLUFFNECK!?"

R1g-sp33k for anons lost: So basically when you drill 22,000 feet into the ground (just short of 7km), you run into either gas pockets or empty caverns. And you have to circulate mud into the ground to keep pressure on these holes otherwise bad shit happens. Think of the drill as a mill bit and the mud as your coolant/lubricant but also as filler agent. If you don't circulate mud at just the right weight, a giant pocket of deadly explosive gas comes to the surface and either suffocates everyone or explodes and takes out an area the size of Hiroshima in a giant fire bomb.

>Somehow get through the night

>Vomited repeatedly that night from sheer exhaustion, at least once in front of the guy calling me a fluffneck

>Have to do something or another the next night

>Go above and beyond while doing my portion

>Driller: "Well did you do this?"

>"Uh, no, you didn't specify-"

>Driller: "I don't want fucking excuses, I want results! X and Y could have done this and 10x more in the fucking time you wasted!"

>Continue to die and get yelled at about every 30 seconds (not even joking on the 30 seconds part)

>Other floorhand hates my guts because he's a brown-nosing retard and knows I'm not like that

>Constantly giving me the hard tasks/physical labor tasks but don't care


 No.470573

>>470556

I ain't dead, ain't no rest for the driven.


 No.470574

File: 1560035907966.jpg (22.02 KB, 400x400, 1:1, chen 1.jpg)

>>470554

Saving my drinks for a while too anon.


 No.470575

File: 1560036068046.gif (2.42 MB, 700x700, 1:1, 1555227034602-4.gif)

>>470572

>>470566

>>470569

Proper reading order. Too drunk to undo my fuckup.


 No.470576

File: 1560036185307.jpg (319.11 KB, 850x1266, 425:633, abe4c78f6f5ad886e731cfec6d….jpg)

Big fat lolis!


 No.470577

File: 1560036254259-0.png (1.8 MB, 720x1080, 2:3, Front Cover.png)

File: 1560036254259-1.png (961.98 KB, 718x1080, 359:540, Back Cover.png)

>>470557

Since I ran out of fables I felt like transcribing, I looked around for something comfy and fitting. Here's a story published from 1887. It's part of a collection of stories that were translated and then released on a type of paper called crepe paper. So here we go.

This is the story of the Silly Jellyfish. May it please anon and bring great comfort.


 No.470578

>>470569

>>470566

>>470572

I'm sorry to hear about that Pisu-chan, but I'm glad you got out while you could. Even if you don't like being a part of the Torpedos-of-Peace program, I hope it's a little less soul/body-crushing than rigging. Especially with that raise.


 No.470579

EIRIN


 No.470580

File: 1560036284123.png (75.44 KB, 500x417, 500:417, 1492247486371.png)

>>470572

>>470569

>>470566

There's no sense in gaining the riches of the world if you lose your soul in the process. You did the right thing.


 No.470581

>>470575

Welcome home, anon.


 No.470582

>>470575

Jesus Christ mate. I'm glad you're out of that bullshit job and I'm really, really, fucking happy to hear you're alive.


 No.470583

( ゚∀゚)o彡° EIRIN

( ゚∀゚)o彡° EIRIN


 No.470584

File: 1560036311824-0.png (1.89 MB, 1305x1080, 29:24, pg1and2.png)

File: 1560036311824-1.png (1.66 MB, 1308x1075, 1308:1075, pg3and4.png)

>>470577

Once upon a time, the King of the Dragons, who had till then lived as a bachelor, took it into his head to get married. His bride was a young Dragonette just sixteen years old, – lovely enough, in very sooth, to become the wife of a King. Great were the rejoicings on the occasion. The Fishes, both great and small, came to pay their respects, and to offer gifts to the newly wedded pair; and for some days all was feasting and merriment.

But alas! Even Dragons have their trials. Before a month had passed, the young Dragon Queen fell ill. The doctors dosed her with every medicine that was known to them, but all to no purpose. At last they shook their heads, declaring that there was nothing to be done.


 No.470585

File: 1560036324193.png (203.89 KB, 502x374, 251:187, 903544cba92490eaa4680b0441….png)

>>470572

At least the pay is good, right?


 No.470586

File: 1560036332253.jpg (42.68 KB, 600x441, 200:147, 7c3ae8af14bcdb05348ac7d715….jpg)

>>470566

>>470569

>>470572

You've been through some rough shit Peace. Hopefully your next job does not have you exhaustively dodge death all the time. Best of luck.


 No.470587

File: 1560036348743.png (605.93 KB, 677x956, 677:956, 66713409_p0.png)

>>470572

Well it's good you're back to making cute torpedos. I hope you learnt a good lesson about hard work. And by that I mean by how pointless it is. Take it easy~


 No.470588

File: 1560036356915.png (1.27 MB, 1310x1075, 262:215, pg5and6.png)

>>470584

The illness must take its course, and she would probably die. But the sick Queen said to her husband: “I know of something that will cure me. Only fetch me a live Monkey’s liver to eat, and I shall get well at once.” – “A live Monkey’s liver!” exclaimed the King. “What are you thinking of, my dear! Why! You forget that we Dragons live in the sea, while Monkeys live far away from here, among the forest-trees on land. A Monkey’s liver! Why! Darling, you must be mad.”

Hereupon the young Dragon Queen burst into tears: “I only ask you for one small thing,” whimpered she, “and you won’t get it for me. I always thought you didn’t really love me. Oh! I wish I had staid at home with my own m-m-m-mama and my own papa-a-a-a!” Here her voice choked with sobs, and she could say no more.


 No.470589

File: 1560036360152.flac (31.08 MB, 01. 夢路らびりんす.flac)


 No.470590

File: 1560036361499.jpg (653.25 KB, 1200x826, 600:413, BiBi at the matsuri.jpg)

Eli?


 No.470591

>>470575

God damn, I don't ride my lackeys that hard.

>>470586

Hes back to making things I'd like to abscond with.


 No.470592

>>470590

No. This is another with big oppai.


 No.470593

File: 1560036422644-0.png (1.55 MB, 1303x1076, 1303:1076, pg7and8.png)

File: 1560036422644-1.png (1.89 MB, 1311x1061, 1311:1061, pg9and10.png)

File: 1560036422644-2.png (230.74 KB, 634x273, 634:273, pg11a.png)

>>470588

Well, of course the Dragon King did not like to have it thought that he was unkind to his beautiful young wife. So he sent for his trusty servant the Jelly-Fish, and he said: “It is rather a difficult job; but what I want you to try to do is to swim across to the land, and persuade a live Monkey to come here with you. In order to make the Monkey willing to come, you can tell him how much nicer everything is here in Dragon-Land than away where he lives. But what I really want him for is to cut out his liver, and use it as medicine for your young Mistress, who, as you know, is dangerously ill.”

So the Jelly-Fish went off on his strange errand. In those days, he was just like any other fish, with eyes, and fins, and a tail. He even had little feet, which made him able to walk on the land as well as to swim in the water. It did not take him many hours to swim across to the country where the Monkeys lived; and fortunately there just happened to be a fine Monkey skipping about among the branches of the trees near the place where the Jelly-Fish landed.


 No.470594

File: 1560036438090.jpg (43.45 KB, 313x500, 313:500, erin.jpg)

(゚∀゚)o彡゜EIRIN

(゚∀゚)o彡゜EIRIN


 No.470595

File: 1560036473208-0.png (1.43 MB, 1301x1074, 1301:1074, pg11and12.png)

File: 1560036473209-1.png (868.48 KB, 644x1077, 644:1077, pg13.png)

>>470593

So the Jelly-Fish said: “Mr. Monkey! I have come to tell you of a country far more beautiful than this. It lies beyond the waves, and is called Dragon-Land. There is pleasant weather there all the year round, there is always plenty of ripe fruit on the trees, and there are none of those mischievous creatures called Men. If you will come with me, I will take you there. Just get on my back.”

The Monkey thought it would be fun to see a new country. So he leapt on to the Jelly-Fish’s back, and off they started across the water. But when they had gone half-way, he began to fear that perhaps there might be some hidden danger. It seemed so off to be fetched suddenly in that way by a stranger. So he said to the Jelly-Fish: “What made you think of coming for me!” The Jelly-Fish answered: “My Master, the King of Dragons, wants you in order to cut out your liver, and give it as medicine to his wife, the Queen who is sick.”


 No.470596

>>470595

>Jellyfish

>Diplomacy: 0


 No.470597

>file too big to upload

Whats the file size limit again?

/r/Chained Lady https://files.catbox.moe/ifx3zp.flac


 No.470598

File: 1560036553103-0.png (624.2 KB, 671x1063, 671:1063, pg14.png)

File: 1560036553103-1.png (1.48 MB, 1290x1015, 258:203, pg15and16.png)

>>470595

“Oh! That’s your little game, is it!” thought the Monkey. But he kept his thoughts to himself, and only said: “Nothing could please me better than to be of service to Their Majesties. But it so happens that I left my liver hanging to a branch of that big chestnut-tree, which you found me skipping about on. A liver is a thing that weighs a good deal. So I generally take it out, and play about without it during the day-time. We must go back for it.”

The Jelly-Fish agreed that there was nothing else to be done under the circumstances. For, –silly creature that he was, – he did not see that the Monkey was telling a story in order to avoid getting killed, and having his liver used as medicine for the fanciful young Dragon Queen.

When they reached the shore of Monkey-Land again, the monkey bounded off the Jelly-Fish’s back, and up to the topmost branch of the chestnut-tree in less than no time. Then he said: “I do not see my liver here. Perhaps somebody has taken it away. But I will look for it. You, meantime, had better go back and tell your Master what has happened. He might be anxious about you, if you did not get home before dark.”


 No.470599

>>470595

If only we were all as honest and brave as this Japanese jellyfish with legs.


 No.470600

File: 1560036584479.png (381.69 KB, 646x533, 646:533, pg17a.png)


 No.470601

>>470566

>>470569

>>470572

Just sounds like a shitty and dangerous job no matter the pay. I'm just glad you're back in one peace.


 No.470602

File: 1560036628427-0.png (1.38 MB, 1317x1077, 439:359, pg17and18.png)

File: 1560036628427-1.png (1.09 MB, 1309x1080, 1309:1080, pg19.png)

>>470600

So the Jelly-Fish started off a second time; and when he got home, he told the Dragon King everything just as it had happened. But the King flew into a passion with him for his stupidity, and hallooed to his officers, saying: “Away with this fellow! Take him, and beat him to a jelly! Don’t let a single bone remain unbroken in his body!” So the officers seized him, and beat him, as the Kind had commanded. That is the reason why, to this very day, Jelly-Fishes have no bones, but are just nothing more than a mass of pulp.

As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.

THE END


 No.470603

>>470597

>65MB for a 5 minute ~1600kbps FLAC

What the actual fugg


 No.470604

>>470602

Wonderful. You're a damn good anon.


 No.470605

On my end about jobs, this is what I just received:

>Thank you very much for your interest in a career at Intel! We have received your direct submission or referral for the following position:

REDACTED

>There were several applications submitted for this position, and after careful review, unfortunately, we have

decided to pursue a different candidate whose experience and skills more closely meet the needs of this particular role.

>Competition for jobs at Intel is always strong and we often have to make difficult choices between many high-caliber candidates.

>Now that we have your information in our database, we will definitely reach out again with future openings for which you qualify.

>We hope you will keep us in mind, too, and apply again in the future.

Thank you very much for considering a career at Intel. We know there are lots of companies out there to choose from and we greatly

appreciate your interest.


 No.470606

File: 1560036781101.png (102.33 KB, 388x388, 1:1, 4aaa91eae7b552f3856eaf3a15….png)

>>470602

>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.


 No.470607

File: 1560036785243.png (532.56 KB, 900x1036, 225:259, cocoa chan.png)

>>470602

I love a happy ending.


 No.470608

>>470602

Would you perhaps have the Aomori-style version of the Lion King tale? The one with one pimpin' king who has two women who adore him and there's some pretty deep hatred between the Lion King and everyone he hits with his pimp cane?

I ask because there's a statue in Hirosaki dedicated to him.


 No.470609

File: 1560036829203.jpg (84.33 KB, 819x1008, 13:16, 3df803afa34b97d408fd257297….jpg)

>>470602

>花咲か爺

>The Old Man who made the Dead Trees Blossom

Sasuga English.


 No.470610

File: 1560036833040.png (232.18 KB, 512x512, 1:1, 60508748_p0.png)

I love and miss them.


 No.470611

File: 1560036853748.jpg (742.44 KB, 1500x1024, 375:256, Konachan.com - 238942 samp….jpg)


 No.470612

File: 1560036902345.png (378.68 KB, 800x400, 2:1, yuki 2.png)

>>470569

>>470572

Sounds like this job just isn't worthwhile at all. You're already grouped up with mentally weak people who are constantly being driven to the brink. I don't see the difference between this and slave labor. Reality is not worth it.


 No.470613

File: 1560036910304.png (1.43 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, yoshishrug.png)

>>>470602

>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.


 No.470614

>>470608

I do not, but I can look for it sometime.


 No.470615

>>470612

It sounds like the kind of work that Romans would have slaves do in the mines. Unsurprisingly the mortality turnover rate of these slaves was quite high.


 No.470616

File: 1560037025884.jpg (122.25 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 982ab5c165406762a36cb6ad2d….jpg)

>>470602

>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.

What an important quest.


 No.470617

>>470605

Have you chaired 10 different superfluous clubs/organizations/diversity committees and or graduated from Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Berkley? No? Fuck off.


 No.470618

Did Studio TRAM make more Moe Jazz albums?


 No.470619

>>470603

Flac is the biggest joke.


 No.470620

File: 1560037175253.png (441.12 KB, 535x520, 107:104, 1517719657546.png)

All this talk of jobs is only reaffirming my belief that if you work you die.


 No.470621

>>470615

Reminder that physical death is merely one variant of death that a human can experience.


 No.470622

Does this mean we can't call him peace anymore?


 No.470623

>>470569

>>470566

>>470572

I'm glad you're safe and got a raise with your old job. Maybe things might've worked better if you weren't put on a seed crew, but there's no real use in questioning what could have been. Take it easy with us. You made the right decision in leaving when you did and on your terms.


 No.470624

File: 1560037261177.jpg (26.66 KB, 398x361, 398:361, yuno happy.jpg)

>>470620

My life as a codemonkey begins in 6 months. It's my final summer as a semi-NEET.


 No.470625

Fitting song for these terrifying discussions of employment.


 No.470626

File: 1560037382584.png (Spoiler Image, 361.33 KB, 620x387, 620:387, 1449975568863.png)

>>470553

**I only ever want to visit Japan during the late-August early-September period. It seems to be bereft of tourists, comparatively speaking. It's also extremely comfy and lush. Give or take earthquakes and typhoons.

That and I only ever want to meet /a/nons when about half a bottle of whisky into the day, a six-pack of tall beer in a bag, and about to climb some mountain. Ibukiyama soon, brothers.**


 No.470627

>>470626

I have no idea why those spoilers didn't work other than my incompetence.

I obviously need to drink more.


 No.470628

>>470612

Turnover rate is 80% among floorhands. As you move up, your position becomes less physical, with drillers sitting in a building pushing buttons all day, but when there isn't an oil boom, it takes roughly a decade to become a driller. A year to become a motorman where the physical labor starts to relax, but in my crew it would have taken about two years to reach motorman because all the other floorhands had more experience.

The slave labor aspect isn't far from the truth. There's a reason on offshore rigs Americans/Canadians/etc. aren't allowed to work on them unless they're the driller or the toolpusher (allegedly even Mexicans cost too much so they hire strictly Vietnamese/Chinese people and Norks when they can get away with it depending on which country it's offshore for).


 No.470629

File: 1560037426251.jpg (2.02 MB, 1900x2200, 19:22, 5666f2e2e55ae8abe674d34402….jpg)


 No.470630

File: 1560037428683.png (191.26 KB, 560x860, 28:43, attempt.png)

>>470602

I tried.


 No.470631

File: 1560037443449.png (76.92 KB, 355x265, 71:53, f61f14ef08540a088d32b684b7….png)

>>470624

That's probably my fate too soon enough. Stick around and let me know what it's like some other r/a/dio.

>>470627

You can't spoiler across multiple lines, baka. Actually you might be able to with the classic [spoiler] tag.


 No.470632

File: 1560037474152.jpg (208.24 KB, 800x1234, 400:617, Planetes_v04_pt2-000.jpg)

>>470625

Go read the manga. It's far superior to the anime. Tanabe is actually a fully-fleshed character. So is everyone else. There's even a Colonel Sanders joke somewhere in there.


 No.470633

>>470627

I think it was because of your enter. I thought the exact same thing, nice evening, anon.


 No.470634


 No.470635

>>470602

Thanks for the story, anon.


 No.470636

File: 1560037585192.png (691.09 KB, 958x699, 958:699, owata.png)

You can't make me get a job.


 No.470637

>>470630

That was my reaction, but I remember one anon mentioning a fondness for stories where animals got their attributes and I'd never read one about Jellyfish before. So I figured I'd transcribe it.


 No.470638

>>470626

Japanese Halloween is great. Very festive with lots of alcohol. There is a beauty in the early winter.


 No.470639

File: 1560037726445.jpg (332.63 KB, 1024x1651, 1024:1651, __original_drawn_by_byeont….jpg)

>>470636

That's the spirit, Anon. Fight the good fight. We can bring about the NEET uprising.


 No.470640

>>470638

>tfw was in Hokkaido last Halloween

>tfw remember watching the TV as they showed trash piles as tall as people at the various street lights in Tokyo

The Japanese seem to really hate Halloween, at least the older generations from what I read. Lots of filthy gaijin in Tokyo for Halloween as well.


 No.470641

>>470626

>That and I only ever want to meet /a/nons when about half a bottle of whisky into the day, a six-pack of tall beer in a bag, and about to climb some mountain.

Alcohol's a bitch. I have all these elaborate plans of what I want to do, but once I get sober all of that ambition disappears.


 No.470642

/r/Kitto Ashita wa


 No.470643

File: 1560037809134.jpg (325.96 KB, 1641x2048, 1641:2048, b9ffaf1ca5c752233daf1d342a….jpg)

>>470636

I can't. But the possibility or going homeless has a better chance.


 No.470644

>>470631

From what I've heard, there are two general paths in a CS career. There's the path for the hyper-specialized super coders where they end up coding their entire lives, and then there's those who have some modicum of social skill who get promoted to management positions. I'm planning on going full charisma because I'd rather tell people what to do and get paid more. Hopefully it works out.


 No.470645

File: 1560037825740.png (803.95 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, get used to it.png)

I had to quit being a NEET 7 months ago but now I work 16 hours per week and it's ok so far


 No.470646

>>470645

16 hours a week sounds easy. That's barely more than 2 hours a day.


 No.470647

File: 1560037983841.jpg (481.96 KB, 900x900, 1:1, __hibiki_kantai_collection….jpg)

>>470640

>The Japanese seem to really hate Halloween

I guess that joke in Joshiraku about Halloween being un-Japanese wasn't just a joke after all.

>>470644

I never wanted to be a programmer. I actually took an engineering course first but I dropped out like a faggot because I hated it and started a CS course because I thought it'd be better. Needless to say I was very wrong. Now I hate programming and the corporate environment around it seems disgusting. I wish I had stuck to engineering.


 No.470648

>>470643

I'd let anon pitch a tent in my yard.


 No.470649

>>470646

Yes, but don't shit on an anon who just started.


 No.470650

>>470640

Its the various anime folk who tend to throw giant streetwide parties that last until dawn on the first, they managed to get shibuya shut down one year to dress up and drink.


 No.470651

>>470641

>>470647

>I guess that joke in Joshiraku about Halloween being un-Japanese wasn't just a joke after all.

The secret about Joshiraku is that nothing in it is really 100% a joke.


 No.470652

>>470646

Anon has just started. It's not like he's become used to the idea of a 60 hour work week because it's required to keep up with production.


 No.470653

File: 1560038100886.jpg (103.09 KB, 993x525, 331:175, 7b5d574e646a468d35a1695c4e….jpg)


 No.470654

>>470647

The network side of IT world is better.


 No.470655

File: 1560038128094.jpg (42.93 KB, 646x663, 38:39, you_put_alcohol_in_the_gwe….jpg)

>>470644

Or you can study your ass off in engineering and end in the "tell people what to do" position even if charisma is your dump stat.


 No.470656

File: 1560038195440.gif (25.21 KB, 170x116, 85:58, 20199995.gif)

Late again!


 No.470657

>>470655

That requires either an INT of 20 or CON/WIS scores of at least 16 to scrape by.

t. Did 2 years of Engineering before saying fuck it and becoming a technician.


 No.470658

>>470656

We haven't even really begun.


 No.470659

File: 1560038222790.png (410.84 KB, 781x792, 71:72, 8566c2bc0901809cdf16be6e07….png)

HERE WE GO

GOOD TO GO

NEPPUTYUNU~


 No.470660

File: 1560038266141.jpg (17.29 KB, 232x274, 116:137, 1523161237467.jpg)

>>470654

I figured as much. I was actually studying network engineering. I suppose I could be semi-NEET for a little while longer or get a part-time job while I take a CCNA course.


 No.470661

Halloween is shit.


 No.470662

>>470646

>>470649

>>470652

I work 5 day a week so it's more like 3 hours and a half per day.

I don't plan on working more, I'm a private teacher, the pay is great and it's enough for me to live.


 No.470663

>>470660

CCNA can be obtained in a year and has little to do with engineering side of things. Do it through your CC and you can throw in your CompTIA+ and a few other certs while getting a "degree" out of it.


 No.470664

>>470647

We had an actual corporation decide the best team out of 140 students or so based on their preferences. It was complete bullshit and basically admitted during the election that they wanted to use the technology of one of the teams. The team that won got handed a big fat check of 10 000 bucks or so. The criteria that mattered wasn't how well we did, but only how interesting they found the technology itself, which already meant that most teams had no chance of winning since they weren't interested in what we were doing in the first place.


 No.470665

File: 1560038382443.png (166.82 KB, 718x526, 359:263, 1543108307853-1.png)


 No.470666

File: 1560038387284.jpg (268.95 KB, 583x860, 583:860, 5892063_p0.jpg)

>>470647

A few years ago, I was about to finish a humanities degree, and realized how fucked I'd be if I didn't do STEM. I did CS because I knew it was a safe choice job-market-wise and it took fewer credits than any engineering degree. I thought I was too stupid to do something more interesting. Maybe I was, I dunno. Just gotta make the best of it now.


 No.470667

File: 1560038427269.png (757.2 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1537669586563.png)


 No.470668

File: 1560038435235.jpg (48.82 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1537049698364.jpg)


 No.470669

File: 1560038436357.gif (176.96 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1335883249557.gif)


 No.470670

File: 1560038456635.png (2.56 MB, 2338x1654, 1169:827, 1556414335500.png)


 No.470671

File: 1560038471932.gif (911.2 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 2fbb38acc99bb8fe4f7b065a5a….gif)


 No.470672

File: 1560038472086.gif (211.15 KB, 500x667, 500:667, fceac0133a756e04c33e79febc….gif)


 No.470673

>>470657

The secret is that everyone starts getting more and more tired the more progress you make, so you can get by with less and less effort in the later courses. You've just got to punch-through the first two years super hard and let inertia drive you to the end goal.


 No.470674

File: 1560038475388.jpg (234.15 KB, 642x900, 107:150, __kaga_kantai_collection_d….jpg)

It's sake for me tonight, out of a mug. I need to buy the proper drinkware sometime.

Kanpai.


 No.470675

File: 1560038485736.jpg (70.38 KB, 469x380, 469:380, 1543108307853-0.jpg)


 No.470676

File: 1560038492857.png (1.07 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, JUST (2).png)

>>470666

>Just gotta make the best of it now

Amen, Satan. That's what it all comes down to in the end.


 No.470677

tfw my german has degraded to the point this isn't making much sense to me


 No.470678

File: 1560038595753.gif (470.8 KB, 960x720, 4:3, 13109e29fdd6ea7cd37c24f29b….gif)

>>470677

same anon

>tfw my french has degraded to the point this makes no sense at all for me


 No.470679

>>470664

I forgot to mention that we spent half an year working on it.


 No.470680

File: 1560038607656.jpg (55.53 KB, 490x700, 7:10, __souryuu_asuka_langley_ne….jpg)

>>470677

Ich kann ein bischen Deutsch. Möchtest du mit mich sprechen?


 No.470681

File: 1560038614874.jpg (77.62 KB, 650x383, 650:383, 1504497813897.jpg)

>>470677

>tfw I used to know a bit of German but it all got overwritten once I started learning Japanese


 No.470682

>>470647

>tfw did a CS degree in college only to end up into computer engineering

I'm currently in a coop where all I do is powershell scripts and assist in some cyber security ops. Very little code and the pay is ok for now.


 No.470683

I bring these. /r/ this ShinRa.

>>470661

I enjoy dressing up.


 No.470684

File: 1560038691992.gif (320.02 KB, 280x480, 7:12, 1442606892283.gif)

A

NO

NE

GAN

BA

RE


 No.470685

File: 1560038785158.jpg (432.18 KB, 2028x900, 169:75, 1558847610548-2.jpg)

>>470666

Six years ago I did a degree because in my chosen career, any type of degree is required to advance beyond a certain point in order to get a decent salary and decent job stability.

I really could have done anything, since all that matters is having a piece of paper. It's gotten so much momentum that there's even in-industry jokes about just getting a degree in underwater basket weaving since it's easy and cheap.

I chose STEM, mostly to challenge myself. I didn't gain much from it, other than giving me an amazing hatred of scientists and academians. That, and I learned more calculus than I'd ever wished to know, and promptly drank that knowledge away.

Today the piece of paper I got raises eyebrows and people look up to me for whatever reason. I laugh at them. People look askew at me when I tell them that being intelligent is not synonymous with being smart.

Remember that you don't have to work in the same field that you got a degree in.


 No.470686

>>470674

乾杯(かんぱい!


 No.470687

File: 1560038833148.jpg (19.97 KB, 442x402, 221:201, de68fc2d96757d67016dca763c….jpg)

>He now puts in Love Live without having to be told.

We trained him well, boys.


 No.470688

File: 1560038899856.jpg (85.64 KB, 867x831, 289:277, __kobayashi_kobayashi_san_….jpg)

>>470686

飲ミスギィ!


 No.470689

File: 1560038903798.png (455.56 KB, 750x1000, 3:4, __inazuma_kantai_collectio….png)

NA

NO

DESU


 No.470690

>>470680

Nein mein Kameraden. Ich sprechen russ.

>>470681

It was beaten out of me.

>>470678

heh


 No.470691

File: 1560038922206.png (18.35 KB, 676x510, 338:255, 1553406630054.png)

>>470687

>Trained well

KFist has been with us longer than basically any of the regular streamers.


 No.470692

File: 1560038943141.png (269.09 KB, 1423x610, 1423:610, img0000077.png)

Reimufag, sorry I couldn't translate that stuff for you, I got mugged on Monday so I didn't have a chance to contact you up until now.


 No.470693

File: 1560038961776.jpg (43.76 KB, 449x575, 449:575, 1493068809257.jpg)

>>470681

>tfw took 4 years of German and 4 years of French and all I got from it was the ability to speak German when trying to speak French, and the ability to speak French when trying to speak German


 No.470694

>>470691

Yeah, and if you were around back then, you'd know he's a filthy Producer and used to never play Love Live.


 No.470695

>>470692

Niggers?


 No.470696

>>470693

I like that book.


 No.470697

>>470663

>CompTIA+

CompTIA+ is a bit low degree (in my case would be excellent) but is a good beginning.


 No.470698

File: 1560039038217.png (38.89 KB, 245x245, 1:1, img000014_2.png)

>>470695

Need it be said?


 No.470699

File: 1560039051637.jpg (150.77 KB, 884x1200, 221:300, __blonde_girl_original_dra….jpg)

>>470692

>I got mugged

Bang boom crash why don't you own a gun yet?


 No.470700


 No.470701

>>470699

Probably a third worlder. Easy enough to get something though.


 No.470702

File: 1560039215712.jpg (236.24 KB, 2048x1536, 4:3, ryokogrips.jpg)

>>470698

Damn. I'm sorry, anon.


 No.470703

>>470693

I grew up bilingual, learned a third language in high school, learned a fourth in college, learned Japanese in my free time, and I speak English like a fucking tard. I think it's because my brain is saturated with vocabulary.


 No.470704

>>470702

Damn son, someone made custom grips for a fucking steyr.


 No.470705

>>470693

As a yurofag the idea of only knowing a single language is kind of weird since I've known English ever since playing video games as a 10 year old. How do people who only know one language view foreign languages?


 No.470706

>>470692

>got mugged

Now you and Reimufag have another thing in common.


 No.470707

File: 1560039289340.png (24.75 KB, 183x383, 183:383, img0000168.png)

>>470699

Because of Stalinist-tier gun laws in my country.

>>470701

>Easy enough to get something though.

If your brown, not my case.


 No.470708

>>470707

If I'm able to get a bersa when in argie land, methinks there be work to do.

>>470705

I grew up with German and got English beat into me. Odd looking back.


 No.470709

>>470703

A guy I know said he was going to learn Korean and I laughed at him harder than was explainable.


 No.470710

>>470707

What country? Chances are that proper police forces is the proper answer depending of how south you live.


 No.470711

>>470706

But Reimufag used to live in dangerous zone.


 No.470712

File: 1560039409990.jpg (88.36 KB, 859x768, 859:768, 235b5ae2a7f80dd4a516b5caa8….jpg)

>>470705

>How do people who only know one language view foreign languages?

Funnily enough, it seems both burgers and nips see the world in a "me/weird foreigners" sort of way. And how different the end result is.


 No.470713

>>470707

Weaponize the tranny and have it guard you.


 No.470714

File: 1560039455612.gif (809.64 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1464503199237.gif)


 No.470715

File: 1560039457291.gif (291.36 KB, 512x384, 4:3, 445db3b31d6d0ba9c5142e50ce….gif)


 No.470716

File: 1560039460792-0.gif (91.16 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 46de8f986a17a74637ffedc3b4….gif)

File: 1560039460792-1.gif (402.01 KB, 544x384, 17:12, 59be299ed693e7fee7a9ba258f….gif)

File: 1560039460792-2.gif (290.5 KB, 255x192, 85:64, ba7174dc544c78fc16d5cd6e65….gif)

File: 1560039460792-3.gif (809.64 KB, 640x480, 4:3, be0f8c8741181e2367191770de….gif)

File: 1560039460792-4.gif (399.53 KB, 513x388, 513:388, d3b61ecba725ba0744a66d0351….gif)


 No.470717

File: 1560039469893.gif (91.16 KB, 320x240, 4:3, 8038f9902a0b0eb80600b7f8c7….gif)


 No.470718

File: 1560039485278.gif (523.27 KB, 900x650, 18:13, 9505dae4722d635dd33797ec2b….gif)


 No.470719

File: 1560039512157.gif (2.51 MB, 1000x800, 5:4, dancing.gif)


 No.470720

File: 1560039512574.gif (276.99 KB, 300x170, 30:17, Marisa, dance.gif)


 No.470721

>>470709

Wow you too? What is with faggots wanting to learn gook all of a sudden? Do they actually think worst Korea is a nice place to live or something?


 No.470722

>>470705

If anonymous imageboards were in my native language I would've definitely stayed monolingual. english seems to be somewhat of an internet lingua franca.


 No.470723

>>470719

I want to bonk the bonklers.


 No.470724

File: 1560039569352.png (89.36 KB, 473x464, 473:464, img000007_2.png)

>>470708

Kudos, since you're a foreigner our judges will go easy on you. They always do.

>>470710

Argentina, and I pretty sure the guy who mugged me was a cop.

>>470713

A lot of trannies do the mugging here too.


 No.470725

>>470721

Something due to it being asian hollywood.

>>470724

If they knew what I did with it, I fucking doubt that.


 No.470726

>>470712

>"me/weird foreigners"

For looks everyone beyond the hometown in both cases are weird foreigners. I would how much hard is get trust from nips from the countryside.


 No.470727

File: 1560039624084.gif (1.77 MB, 257x359, 257:359, 1405797078719.gif)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470728

File: 1560039638600.jpg (40.67 KB, 394x386, 197:193, masturbation time.jpg)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470729

>>470722

It's interesting that it is. Europe and Americas all use English when they interact over the internet. Perhaps because American education can't teach anybody how to fluently speak a foreign language.


 No.470730

File: 1560039640419.gif (1.96 MB, 321x540, 107:180, 1418197665234-1.gif)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS

>>470722

Shame that English is such a shit language.


 No.470731

>>470721

I think most of them just want gook pussy.


 No.470732

File: 1560039647229-0.jpg (164.56 KB, 700x1069, 700:1069, 0ad8ce9a201e8b29e51202df13….jpg)

File: 1560039647229-1.jpg (66.34 KB, 680x727, 680:727, 8c75db8710cd19da8a18503189….jpg)

File: 1560039647229-2.jpg (110.53 KB, 800x1131, 800:1131, 43051f477c8b96b157809c82d2….jpg)

File: 1560039647229-3.png (398.03 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1537110192909-2.png)

File: 1560039647229-4.gif (262.05 KB, 384x288, 4:3, 1544925152616.gif)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS!


 No.470733

File: 1560039662286.gif (2.27 MB, 296x524, 74:131, loli shaking his ass.gif)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS!


 No.470734

File: 1560039665092.jpg (1.84 MB, 1920x3872, 60:121, abiglongyunocchi.jpg)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470735

File: 1560039665309.gif (6.89 MB, 640x480, 4:3, Escalation III.gif)


 No.470736

File: 1560039668959.jpg (746.14 KB, 2500x2516, 625:629, 63c9b486bc1fe0c4145a21ba50….jpg)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470737

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470738

File: 1560039680236-0.gif (1.78 MB, 857x462, 857:462, 60f49e13f4d8af756573f65b39….gif)

File: 1560039680236-1.png (3.81 MB, 2600x3600, 13:18, 68b1b260f12cf4a35eee081f27….png)

File: 1560039680236-2.jpg (238.51 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 90c00146a0f523ef658f5f294a….jpg)

File: 1560039680237-3.gif (2.47 MB, 410x307, 410:307, LEWDEST_MATERIAL.gif)

File: 1560039680237-4.png (8.83 KB, 50x67, 50:67, Now_this_is_my_Fetish.png)


 No.470739

File: 1560039683265.png (983.53 KB, 848x1200, 53:75, 74425100_p0.png)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470740

File: 1560039692729.jpeg (175.22 KB, 444x603, 148:201, aaf4520ba687d2fe5c43afd90….jpeg)

MASTURBATE TO FEET CARTOONS


 No.470741

File: 1560039696499.gif (493.39 KB, 478x270, 239:135, 1506848151871.gif)

Masturbate to cartoons!


 No.470742

File: 1560039700029.jpg (402.09 KB, 1447x2047, 1447:2047, 69482139_p3.jpg)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS


 No.470743

File: 1560039716638.jpg (74.74 KB, 565x611, 565:611, b8a358aba639f4a671f97e11df….jpg)

MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS.


 No.470744

>>470730

>Shame that English is such a shit language.

Maybe for be a shit language that works so well.


 No.470745

File: 1560039752352-0.jpeg (106.29 KB, 730x1347, 730:1347, 4d1f5897314179061152b292f….jpeg)

File: 1560039752352-1.jpg (192.4 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 432155caad6ebeb7d2a545f869….jpg)

File: 1560039752352-2.jpg (41.57 KB, 400x550, 8:11, 589478_p0.jpg)

Masturbate to cute lolis


 No.470746

File: 1560039757990.png (869.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HT] Hidamari Sketch x Hon….png)

>>470740

MASTURBATE TO FEET


 No.470747

>>470724

I am surprised. How do you feel about the peso real?


 No.470748

>>470705

The burger education system ruined language learning for me, ever since middle school foreign languages have always appeared as strange black boxes to which the inner workings were impossible to learn, much less master.


 No.470749

File: 1560039790315.png (726.37 KB, 1168x826, 584:413, __kama_fate_grand_order_an….png)

>>470746

いいぞ


 No.470750

>>470745

I don't know if anon would like that.


 No.470751

>>470745

I want a strawberry.


 No.470752

ありがとう dj。


 No.470754

File: 1560039913676.png (Spoiler Image, 2.01 MB, 1680x1200, 7:5, 92a84cea04d438b5ffa7a999f3….png)

>>470745

それもいいぞ


 No.470756

File: 1560039922492.png (16.84 KB, 192x145, 192:145, 009_3.png)

>>470747

>How do you feel about the peso real?

What do you mean by that?


 No.470757

File: 1560039924604.jpg (1.9 MB, 2000x2845, 400:569, 8d5fc553407e034f0b88d8f061….jpg)

>>470746

Gladly.


 No.470758

>>470747

>How do you feel about the peso real?

Not that guy but would like a drunk drug dealer bring his home a addict hooker.


 No.470759

>>470756

Merger of huehue and white money.


 No.470760

File: 1560039967825.jpg (48.47 KB, 362x447, 362:447, 6ad.jpg)

I am happy to be here


 No.470761

File: 1560040030214.png (310.8 KB, 589x589, 1:1, 1557012159027.png)

>>470760

Good thing, it wouldn't be such a nice place without you


 No.470762

File: 1560040044515.gif (1.29 MB, 480x270, 16:9, suspense.gif)

>>470705

I think it's pretty much the same as how you view any languages you don't know. I guess there's more of an attitude of defeatism, "that's a foreign language so I can never hope to understand it." When English is your first language there's much less incentive to learn other languages which also makes it harder to feel motivated.

I studied two languages in school and have almost completely forgotten both of them. The way they teach languages here is less than ideal too. There's too much focus on "useful phrases" and not enough explanation of the fundamental grammar and logic of the language.

I've been far more successful learning Japanese by starting from the grammar in Tae Kim and building vocabulary on top of that. It feels more like studying a programming lanugage than an inscrutable set of phrases.


 No.470763

>>470760

Isn't everyone?


 No.470764

>>470748

In my case it might've just been really easy because English was an partially Germanic language I used often. I still didn't manage to learn German even if I had it in school, so it's not an exclusively American problem. Languages are just hard if you don't use them on a daily basis.


 No.470765

>>470756

Oh. I'm so sorry but your retarded monkey government is talking to Bolsonaro about establishing a common currency between the two nations.

>>470758

I don't understand that analogy because I'm not a nigger.


 No.470766

File: 1560040138658.jpg (25.66 KB, 378x444, 63:74, 107ea765c55a73a2f484a8e523….jpg)

>>470763

While true, it is also a useful self affirmation


 No.470767

File: 1560040158051.png (412.87 KB, 640x534, 320:267, 2ea1bce2197774b5274dd86361….png)

>>470760

Glad you could make it anon. Take it easy with us!


 No.470768

>>470762

>I've been far more successful learning Japanese by starting from the grammar in Tae Kim and building vocabulary on top of that. It feels more like studying a programming lanugage than an inscrutable set of phrases.

I've always learned languages by using a mix of the "toddler approach" and the "make it all olde English" approach. I don't remember much of any of them, but I could pick up Spanish, German, or Russian to a beginner level again in roughly three months of refresher courses. Japanese would be a little more difficult.


 No.470769

>>470765

>I don't understand that analogy because I'm not a nigger.

Before do a common currency, both government need to learned to stop to print money.


 No.470770

File: 1560040291264.gif (484.79 KB, 850x696, 425:348, 1478987654803.gif)

This is the start of the weird shit block. I hope you enjoy it. I'm gonna chug some whisky and energy drink until my soul starts warping through the walls.

Japan's weird, man.


 No.470771

File: 1560040310381.png (1.36 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….png)

>>470760

This is the first time I've been able to properly participate in a r/a/dio thread in a couple of months and it's really nice to be back.

You're all the best flens I could wish for.


 No.470772

>>470770

I like it so far.


 No.470773

>>470770

When do we get Suika so I can go all-out with my Jäger?


 No.470774

>>470771

You're an absolute bestest flen too, anon.


 No.470775

>>470773

Funny you should ask. Soon. You can start drinking if you want.


 No.470776

File: 1560040363409.png (574.42 KB, 1061x727, 1061:727, 013.png)

>>470759

>>470765

Oh, I haven't been up to date with the news these days, just read it now on (((infobae))).

It would be quite the detriment for Brazil since our money is near to worthless and deep in the pockets of the (((IMF))).

The inflation here is almost as bad as Venezuela's for fuck's sake, and they're much worth off socially and politically speaking so it's understandable.


 No.470777

>>470770

>weird

Weird but amazing.


 No.470778

>>470770

I already like what I'm hearing.


 No.470779

File: 1560040393432.png (593.37 KB, 679x636, 679:636, kaban beer friends.png)

I'M GOING TO DRINK A LOT OF ALCOHOL AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME


 No.470780

>>470762

>There's too much focus on "useful phrases" and not enough explanation of the fundamental grammar and logic of the language.

I don't think that's it. My experience as a yuropoor is that English gets taught with a "learn to speak very functional language" attitude while the second language (German/French in my case) tends to be a complete joke. There's plenty of focus on the grammar and rules of both, but the real key to learning any language I think is in actually using it. Language is fundamentally an evolutionary tool that lets you communicate with other people, and if you never get a chance to communicate with them it shrivels and falls off like any other evolutionary feature. You need an evolutionary (survival) impetus to learn a language or your brain just considers it a waste of time and storage space.

>>470779

またかよ


 No.470781

This music makes me want to cuddle an AI loli.


 No.470782

File: 1560040441100.jpg (367.97 KB, 800x655, 160:131, 1552803512550.jpg)

>>470779

We go through this every time and you get seriously ill every time, ojisan. Learn to cut back a little.


 No.470783

File: 1560040460037.png (599.9 KB, 947x1199, 947:1199, 8205392.png)

>>470770

Needs MGR-roid.


 No.470784

File: 1560040471829.jpg (48.76 KB, 538x743, 538:743, mkt2.JPG)

>wanted a lazy way to mass produce donburi

>throw a bunch of chicken in a slow cooker with soy sauce, dashi, mirin, and sugar

>cook it

>it's actually good

>been eating it with rice every day

I recommend it to all who want protein and to take it easy at the same time.


 No.470785

>>470779

Be careful, anon.


 No.470786

File: 1560040508982.png (120.36 KB, 536x307, 536:307, 012.png)

>>470776

*much worse off

>>470758

I know women like that, who'd go to your house for the promise of one line of coke. Believe me, you don't wanna associate with that kind of people.


 No.470787

>>470764

I took French, and the basic idea for the course was to teach tiny granular rules of grammar. How to conjugate verbs in different tenses, etc… There was very little in the way of interacting with the language in any meaningful way besides a few larger reading projects. I ended up seeing the language as, "English, but adjectives go in front and conjugating is a bitch".


 No.470788

>>470776

Venezuela's inflation was 130 060% in 2018, meanwhile it's 47% in Argentina, which is still bad


 No.470789

>>470780

I don't think it necessarily gets forgotten so much as "stored in the back filing cabinet that's never accessed."

Throw any individual who studied a foreign language for a length of time into the country in question for a month or two, and they'd probably start remembering things extremely quickly.


 No.470790

File: 1560040560728.gif (43.55 KB, 355x400, 71:80, bb0f3a1e342c66b052eaddd5ed….gif)

>>470770

don't warp too far anon


 No.470791

File: 1560040569484.jpg (281.92 KB, 600x835, 120:167, 26d1c50545807bed7fa71fe00d….jpg)

>>470779

Don't stop until Kemono Friends get good again.


 No.470792

>>470783

MGR is best Cookie and nothing you can say will ever convince me otherwise.


 No.470793

File: 1560040613046.gif (2.36 MB, 518x431, 518:431, comic_girls-11-12.27.gif)

I am barely awake


 No.470794

>>470787

I hate people who teach the language this way. When I learned Spanish my teacher made us read children's stories, listen to music, eat the food, etc. Within 9 months I was passing the "two year literacy" tests with an 85%.


 No.470795

File: 1560040657963.png (868.66 KB, 1200x666, 200:111, kaban beer 2.png)

>>470782

I haven't had anything to drink for 6 weeks. My liver has had enough of a break. No room for slackers in my body.


 No.470796

>>470786

I never had see coke in my life anon. And women was nearly same level as coke. And I don't have tried both.


 No.470797

File: 1560040678428.webm (17.9 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Seizing assets is difficu….webm)

>>470769

Ah right, cheers. I laughed pretty hard when I heard they had been thinking of doing this.

>>470776

I'm seriously worried about you guys.


 No.470798

>>470793

Why Kaosu is so sexy?


 No.470799

File: 1560040691438.png (231.23 KB, 512x472, 64:59, d1874db5a491045173c8249000….png)

>>470793

Drink coffee


 No.470800

File: 1560040715247.gif (Spoiler Image, 174.58 KB, 387x524, 387:524, atama waruwaru~.gif)

>>470789

Remembering is just a more convenient version of learning for the first time. That's my point. You need to actually have a reason to speak a language (IE use it regularly) if you want to retain it.

>>470792

NYN is GOD


 No.470801

File: 1560040750781.png (625.15 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, scared kaosu.png)

>>470798

Because she was born to be bullied


 No.470802

File: 1560040755911.jpg (128.37 KB, 1024x927, 1024:927, Daijoubuu.jpg)

>>470799

But anon I don't like the taste of coffee


 No.470803

>>470784

Pulled pork on rice is great.

>>470795

Nice knowing you.


 No.470804

File: 1560040785661.jpg (67.36 KB, 291x602, 291:602, Bobcat-san.jpg)

>>470791

>Don't stop until Kemono Friends get good again.

The trick is to find Kemono Friends in your daily nature hikes, anon.

>Exploring nature behind my house again yesterday

>See the back end of what appears to be a large cat

>Panic a little and search surroundings thinking it's a mountain lion cub and mama mountain lion is gonna eat me

>Realization hits me that the tail was far too short and the spotting isn't anything like a mountain lion cub

>Round the corner of the flash flood bank to see what's up

>Bobcat-san has graced me with her presence with a small rabbit in her mouth

>Bobcat-san is super, super fucking rare to spot in this particular neck of woods

>Like there's only two or three bobcat friends in the entire area and they're extremely skittish around people

>Admire her fur for a few moments as she stares at me until she decides to saunter off with her meal

>Didn't even get a chance to take a picture

It really made my day being able to see her. She was basically hunted to almost extinction around here several years ago, so the fact that I could see a bobcat "naturally" in the wild made me super fucking sugoi.


 No.470805

File: 1560040790225.png (1.03 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, Ainsley and Kaosu1.png)

>>470798

She just is


 No.470806

>>470802

What about gween tea?


 No.470807

File: 1560040799429.png (42.73 KB, 202x271, 202:271, 507de3fec2cd8bb30029b3c62f….png)


 No.470808

>>470780

>I don't think that's it. My experience as a yuropoor is that English gets taught with a "learn to speak very functional language" attitude while the second language (German/French in my case) tends to be a complete joke.

I also think a lot have to do with the fact that English is learned much earlier than other foreign languages. In my country we started learning English in third grade, and only learned languages besides that in 7th grade, that combined with the fact that unless you somehow with work people in those countries, you probably never learn it properly. Languages are just hard unless you use them often, I don't think there is anything exceptional about the European way of learning languages.


 No.470809

File: 1560040809221.jpg (152.57 KB, 850x638, 425:319, __beerko_and_motoori_kosuz….jpg)

>>470779

Kanpai anon. I probably wont drink much but will raise my glass to you.


 No.470810

>>470802

You've probably just had the shit not coffee coffee.


 No.470811

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>>470792

最近MZが好き

I also like 誰?


 No.470812

>>470801

I just want to do soft lewd bully to her.


 No.470813

File: 1560040833511.jpg (8.88 KB, 205x246, 5:6, 80751788ce9f9f66cd5dc50a9a….jpg)

>>470802

Are you a woman?

Drink coffee and suck it up.


 No.470814

>>470802

Time to hit the recaf.


 No.470815

File: 1560040854597.png (41.29 KB, 558x329, 558:329, img000013_2.png)

>>470788

*Almost as bad considering the fact that the former's on the brink of civil war

>>470796

I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.

>>470797

This is not nearly the worst economic blow the country's had, and the people here are like cockroaches, they'll survive.


 No.470816

>>470779

Your liver will not enjoy life for the next bit, please do not make your liver work while you take it easy. It is not fair.


 No.470817

File: 1560040897372.jpeg (7.59 KB, 300x168, 25:14, 5ed3587ea1a32d34c594d066d….jpeg)

>>470802

Just add as much milk and sugar as you have to. I just started drinking coffee a month ago and it's so useful, it's like a burst of energy on command.


 No.470818

>>470800

I'd kind of agree, but "remembering" is clearly different than learning for the first time. I might forget a Spanish phrase and no know what the fuck I want to say, but if I was speaking with my buddy from Spain in Spanish on a daily basis again, I'd probably remember it within a couple minutes without even having to look it up (or at most I'd need to look it up once to remember it for the immediate future).


 No.470819

>>470802

I drank it anyway because I liked the feel of it. That feel eventually stops and then you're just addicted to the caffeine.


 No.470820

>>470805

I deserve it.


 No.470821

File: 1560040922769.jpg (75.35 KB, 566x800, 283:400, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)

>>470815

>I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.

Give Anon a break, we're probably collectively 80% alcohol by this point.


 No.470822

>>470802

>He doesn't like black bitter coffee

Friendly reminder that many cultures would feed their children black coffee to teach them how to not make a face when eating something they didn't like.


 No.470823

>>470815

>bullying illiterate-anon

Don't be that way. Most people's Jap is bad, but you don't see any bullying about it here.


 No.470824

File: 1560040960721.jpg (260.7 KB, 640x1440, 4:9, 1466214190601.jpg)

>>470817

Learn to drink it black, you'll be better off for it. Ingesting that much sugar in your drinks isn't good for you.

Also the energy goes away if you don't have something else to eat during the day.


 No.470825

File: 1560040973086-0.png (1.04 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Hidamari.Sketch.X.Hoshimit….png)

File: 1560040973086-1.png (1.09 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, Hidamari.Sketch.X.Hoshimit….png)


 No.470826

>>470779

I will drink unwise amounts of gween tea with you in solidarity.


 No.470827

>>470802

You need to learn how to coffee. Boil that shit in a pot, throw some eggshells and cold water on it and dip a cup innit.

>>470804

>bobcat

Its nice you saw one, though they're a pest in my area. Nothing like catching the fat fuck eating a chicken.


 No.470828

File: 1560041001159.jpg (26.05 KB, 225x225, 1:1, 1492630668001.jpg)

It's a shitty feeling having to rapidly scroll through 360 interesting posts I would have liked to read because I was late. Arent' these starting earlier lately?

Also, I have an important question for you anons:

>recently rediscovering the joys of vidya

>among those games I've been trying is Honey Select

>set out to make the perfect girl

>after hours of customization finally finish

>she looks like someone but I can't put my finger on it

>after a few days realize it's Haruka from Minami-ke

Does that mean she's my waifu?


 No.470829

File: 1560041030222.jpg (376.7 KB, 1280x826, 640:413, 1558762986600.jpg)

>>470823

We should


 No.470830

>>470827

>Nothing like catching the fat fuck eating a chicken.

I'm sorry you live in Utah and/or Minnesota anon.


 No.470831

>>470815

>I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.

I know. I am trying to improve this for 6 years an falling.

>>470821

I am with milk coalition.


 No.470832

大外狩り


 No.470833

>>470828

/r/ing that /hgg/ comedy webm about Honey Select.


 No.470834

>>470828

It means she's got the body for you, but would you spend the rest of your life with her? Waifuing a girl isn't something you do willy-nilly, you have to be genuinely in love with her. Reread the manga and see if she really is the one.


 No.470835

>>470829

同意だね。ブリーは大切だから


 No.470836

File: 1560041168042.png (156.15 KB, 754x693, 754:693, Remi3.png)

>>470825

>search for more cute べ~ pictures like this on danbooru

>everything is lewd

Goddammit.


 No.470837

>>470828

The waifu comes from the soul not from dick.


 No.470838

>>470787

That's what I meant. You never get the big picture view of how all the grammar rules fit together. You're just learning a few random small rules and lots of vocab.

>>470780 is right that you need to use a language regularly in order to learn it.


 No.470839

>>470830

They were a pest in Montana, they're a pest where I'm at now. I was once screamed at when I had one by the scruff because I treated them like oversized house cats when I was younger. bobcat fur is nice for ushankas though.


 No.470840

>>470836

I'm pretty sure that there's another shot of Yunocchi sticking out her tongue, but I forgot when it was.


 No.470841

File: 1560041317107.png (3.4 MB, 3998x796, 1999:398, 9ac3d96917910fb522077c22d2….png)


 No.470842

File: 1560041328787.png (604.89 KB, 1000x1100, 10:11, ダブステップなんて!!!.png)

クッキー☆は分からないアノン達はどう思うかな。レベル高すぎかもしれないね


 No.470843

File: 1560041377338-0.png (693.33 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Comic Girls….png)

File: 1560041377338-1.png (900.14 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Comic Girls….png)

File: 1560041377338-2.png (721.53 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Comic Girls….png)

>>470801

I don't really want to bully her. I just want to send her to kindergarten where she belongs.


 No.470844

File: 1560041451406.png (142.89 KB, 594x500, 297:250, renge3.png)

I decided I like the weird shit block.


 No.470845

I wonder what mganon is doing.


 No.470846

>>470843

She is a big girl, she belong to elementary school.


 No.470847

File: 1560041474267.jpg (130.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1f801d0b57dd9a82b61da17560….jpg)

What the fuck this is amazing.


 No.470848

This is a fun block.


 No.470849

File: 1560041494662.png (142.32 KB, 468x206, 234:103, maidragon-chat-stickers-06.png)

I'll have you all know that I am not cute, nor am I a woman. I am obviously a little girl. I don't know, though, every time I try to drink coffee it makes me gag. Even with milk and sugar. I should probably be happy I don't have a caffeine addiction.


 No.470850

>>470844

I think same level of the eurobeat block.


 No.470851

File: 1560041500642.png (23.82 KB, 215x246, 215:246, I see you too are an elf o….png)


 No.470852

File: 1560041506183.png (244.23 KB, 800x565, 160:113, i am a complete idiot.png)

>>470835

すみません、わかりあえん

pls bulli


 No.470853

File: 1560041510140.jpg (158.43 KB, 900x721, 900:721, smile.jpg)

>>470844

It's more fun that way.


 No.470854

File: 1560041512353.jpg (35.09 KB, 420x288, 35:24, 1543139585564.jpg)

>>470844

You deserve to have fun.


 No.470855

File: 1560041521052.png (20.35 KB, 246x232, 123:116, 004_3.png)

>>470821

>>470823

I know I didn't mean to be rude, It's just jarring for me on a physical level since I was born with English, I was molded by it.

>>470831

Well, cheers and keep up then. I don't know what your mother tongue is but maybe if it's a non-european language your having trouble because of the grammatical distance between them.


 No.470856

>>470842

While /a/nons studied the idols, I studied the Cookie☆. I still don't understand it. Perhaps it is impossible to be Japanese enough.


 No.470857

>>470842

How do I find Cookie?


 No.470858

>>470849

You need a flat white.


 No.470859

>>470857

Lurk moar.


 No.470860

File: 1560041575293.png (248.54 KB, 622x465, 622:465, e2d6604f9725efbfd862ac3f2b….png)

What if anon you are the coffee


 No.470861

File: 1560041584081.png (591.21 KB, 2000x2501, 2000:2501, 6913363.png)

ホモなルマニア人としてこれこそが色な意味でやばすぎる


 No.470862

File: 1560041591314.jpg (101.33 KB, 480x566, 240:283, 68557223234892.jpg)

>>470692

AYY

how was it? are you okay my friend did you got hit or something?

>>470711

Still do, I also got mugged too, like a month ago. It was in a nice looking area though.

>>470713

We never heard from that guy again.

>>470724

>pretty sure the guy who mugged me was a cop.

Sounds about right. Some members of my family are cops and they're into shady shit too. And they always get away with it, fucking disgusting.


 No.470863

>>470849

Then don't drink it, there is nothing your body needs in it.


 No.470864

>>470857

お前ノンケかよ


 No.470865

File: 1560041605463.png (712.5 KB, 638x922, 319:461, 68811061_p0.png)

>>470846

The uniform looks so good on her though.


 No.470866

/r/ 神社


 No.470867

I masturbate too much.


 No.470868

File: 1560041671476.jpg (443.42 KB, 992x851, 992:851, 1e66595303dcda6668871fba64….jpg)

>>470854

Fun is bad and you shouldn't do it.


 No.470869

File: 1560041682398.gif (2.65 MB, 1280x920, 32:23, 2941561.gif)

忘れてたああああああああああああ


 No.470870

>>470862

>We never heard from that guy again.

I'm happy for you.


 No.470871

>>470844

It is good to hear it.

>>470857

Practice your nihongo and browse nico nico.


 No.470872

I save the names and artists of r/a/dio songs onto a text file on my computer, and it's now about 250 lines long.


 No.470873

>>470855

Everything looks amazing on her. When model is beautiful, everything looks great.


 No.470874

File: 1560041805437.jpg (21.59 KB, 383x290, 383:290, DLAPf6xUEAA6F-S.jpg)

/a/一かお前は


 No.470875

File: 1560041806173.png (59.5 KB, 692x423, 692:423, 010_3.png)

>>470862

>how was it?

The guy cornered me with a car and held me at gunpoint.

>are you okay my friend did you got hit or something?

I'm okay, didn't get hit or anything. My greatest fear was if he would make me let him in my house since it was just around the corner.


 No.470876

>>470875

>I'm okay, didn't get hit or anything. My greatest fear was if he would make me let him in my house since it was just around the corner.

That sounds kind of horrifying. Have the police found anything out about him since then?


 No.470877

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


 No.470878

File: 1560041909435.jpg (965.38 KB, 700x1043, 100:149, 13d935fa71e9b665b87be4b2df….jpg)

>>470875

I know this is a bit of a ridiculous question, but how big are you and have you considered just killing these people as they come by? He surely hangs around in the area still.


 No.470879

File: 1560041912430.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.11 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, a6755eda7603ec582178f1cb1f….jpg)


 No.470880

>>470867

Only masturbate thinking of your waifu. It's the best.


 No.470881

Bloody hell KFist you're the best thing.


 No.470882

File: 1560041966355.jpg (42.21 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Miracle Girls 34.avi_snaps….jpg)

God Damn it, KFist.


 No.470883

>>470866

You're gonna have to be more specific.


 No.470884

File: 1560041987366.png (154.14 KB, 450x599, 450:599, 09bf2110e5fa55a2a4e242afb9….png)

ICGのケーキ


 No.470885

>>470878

>but how big are you and have you considered just killing these people as they come by? He surely hangs around in the area still.

That's a pretty ridiculous question.


 No.470886

>>470882

I didn't even request it this time. Best day of my life.


 No.470887

File: 1560042015429.gif (749.97 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 3d020a0c1c098ba974d3b1ba9a….gif)

嬉しいよ!


 No.470888

>>470878

>just killing these people as they come by

You don't expect him to try and punch out people who've got guns on them, don't you?


 No.470889

>>470867

Why? Are you stressed? Bored? Constantly looking at lewds?


 No.470890

>>470855

I never was good with communication, even in my native language I am pretty bad. But I know I should find a way to fix that.


 No.470891

Are you taking /r/equests? I suddenly have a craving for the "Internet of sss…. ssthhh…. thssssings" song.


 No.470892

File: 1560042060503.gif (784.95 KB, 480x300, 8:5, 1555202798313.gif)

Fucking hell KFist you're good


 No.470893

File: 1560042062154.mp3 (14.41 MB, 1. Hikari no Senritsu.mp3)


 No.470894

File: 1560042079633.mp3 (980 KB, NYN姉貴 - NYN神社-305236107.mp3)

>>470883

Any ほのぼの神社 mix is fine, I assume you know what song I mean. But here's a specific file if you want.


 No.470895

>>470888

Technically guns are terrible weapons in close quarters. If you can get close, you can bring a knife to a gun fight and win.


 No.470896

File: 1560042127060.mp3 (10.53 MB, 09. IoT(※Internet of Thing….mp3)

>>470891

Here, not sure if KFist has it.


 No.470897

File: 1560042160523.ogg (5.19 MB, 柴又☆-1HIBi7SU9UA.ogg)

>>470894

Also /r/ 柴又☆ to continue the block.


 No.470898

>>470896

Thank you very much, anon.


 No.470899

>>470895

No, if you got a gun on the ready you can't do shit.


 No.470900

File: 1560042204371.gif (1.35 MB, 600x715, 120:143, 4cbc1fffc35d81f6b24e04ec9e….gif)

>>470888

Whats the chance its a working gun though? Can you close distance? Its a spontaneous crime, how secure are they?

>>470885

If its so hard to get a gun there, chances are the nigger doing muggings might just fake it and expect you to buy that he's going to shoot. In reality its a cap gun painted black and the only real weapon they have is the car.

The alternative is that its the cops and they'll go after you with the weight of the department.


 No.470901

File: 1560042222365.png (83.34 KB, 360x270, 4:3, cute 810.png)

/a/でいるホモは多分3人か5人くらいかもしれないなのに


 No.470902

>>470895

Anon if someone's pulled a gun on you it's way better to lose some money and your phone instead of your life.


 No.470903

>>470889

It's a way of me of me removing stress. I don't enjoy it most of the time, I just do it because I want to do something before doing something work/study related.


 No.470904

File: 1560042284036.png (56.16 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1499526357145.png)

The deed is done.

/r/ We Care A Lot by Faith No More

Why do I always have to miss KFist? I'm always here for MGanon and Torpedo memefests, it's not fair.


 No.470905

>>470901

三人と思う。


 No.470906

File: 1560042346868.gif (4.86 MB, 261x392, 261:392, dancing satorin.gif)


 No.470907

File: 1560042370092.gif (686.27 KB, 540x370, 54:37, 4365d52548855f020f4d3e9717….gif)

>>470902

If someone pulls a gun on you its good to read the situation and see what you can do to avoid giving them shit and see what you can do to keep them from doing it to someone else.


 No.470908

File: 1560042375781.jpg (234.03 KB, 850x1360, 5:8, garden Sanae.jpg)

Oh would you look at the time. Post your waifu faggots.


 No.470909

File: 1560042399972.jpg (82.58 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1e0bcd951c34.jpg)

>>470904

>complaining about memefests

>requesting a song by Faith No More


 No.470910

File: 1560042405544.png (691.54 KB, 1082x1024, 541:512, 51785426_p0.png)


 No.470911

>>470902

Only as long as my parents are alive.

Once they're gone, I'd probably try something really stupid for the fun of it. If the worst comes to the worst I get to escape from the 3DPD world.


 No.470912

File: 1560042410986.jpg (70.19 KB, 657x921, 219:307, D8WnZj2UEAAYF6k.jpg)


 No.470913

File: 1560042410954.gif (899.65 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1549157621420.gif)

Is it just e or is this thread going super fast?

Too fast to control?


 No.470914

File: 1560042454545.png (942.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mermaid.png)

>>470908

TKMNSNです


 No.470915

File: 1560042460520.png (277.87 KB, 751x900, 751:900, 75063719_p12.png)

>>470913

Nah, it's super dead.


 No.470916

File: 1560042465212.png (284.23 KB, 455x585, 7:9, Happy finnish girl.png)

>>470913

It's an alive r/a/dio


 No.470917

>>470900

>In reality its a cap gun painted black and the only real weapon they have is the car.

Probably, but it's better than running the risk of losing your life. Just hope that the police are competent enough to find the fuck in the end.


 No.470918

File: 1560042492158.jpg (1.06 MB, 1977x2679, 659:893, 68864353_p0.jpg)

>>470908

メロンパン


 No.470919

File: 1560042499069.jpg (237.33 KB, 496x700, 124:175, Akari_Wife.jpg)


 No.470920

>>470913

>Is it just e or is this thread going super fast?

I think this normal speed from KFist stream.


 No.470921

File: 1560042504642.jpg (189.69 KB, 702x973, 702:973, 184be2818a051dd99c0b0025b3….jpg)


 No.470922

>>470900

>cap gun

It easy to say that but when it happens you face a big gamble where losing means getting more holes than necessary. Its not like you will get the time to pull out your gun and take aim while the other guy does nothing and watches with his potentially real gun already pointed at you. Bravery and stupidity are two sides of the same coin.


 No.470923

File: 1560042520346.jpg (409.17 KB, 718x500, 359:250, 03ed2eba962f4c98e373f755cc….jpg)

>>470913

It's officially Summer.


 No.470924

>>470909

It's relevant to my current situation. It was the Dirty Jobs theme song.


 No.470925

File: 1560042544145.jpg (23.69 KB, 652x652, 1:1, 49868943456.jpg)

>>470875

That sucks man, at least you didn't became american by getting shot. Did you went full airheaded mode like the last time we talked?

also for some reason I had a small feeling that you got mugged a few days ago for no reason, like I thought "haha I bet he got robbed" but never expected it would actually happen, what a nice coincidence

Good to see you fine.

>>470876

Don't make me laugh anon.

>>470878

Life is not a shonen anime, you can't go killing robbers without getting backfired. Specially in this part of the world where the robber's family would probably burn your house and murder everyone you know, everything while the nanny state and the media defends the dead nigger cause muh human rights.


 No.470926

File: 1560042546084.jpg (350.97 KB, 849x1200, 283:400, 62755044_p0.jpg)


 No.470927

>>470913

This is kinda slow for a KFist stream, I can even keep up with this game of Dungeon Keeper inbetween posting. Blue Keeper is a faggot as always.


 No.470928

>>470923

Not for another few weeks.

It snowed here yesterday.


 No.470929

File: 1560042606934.png (838.55 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, [HorribleSubs] Comic Girls….png)

>>470873

Touché, but there's something exceptionally wonderful about the idea of Kaosu wearing cute character-print pantsu and doing finger-painting with a bunch of 5 year olds.


 No.470930

File: 1560042615758.jpg (43.14 KB, 973x987, 139:141, DTFy8BeU0AAqp35.jpg)


 No.470931

>>470923

You are too 2 week early, frog.


 No.470932

>>470924

I have nowhere to put it.

By the way, /r/s from here on are limited to basically yurobeet or comfy. It is soon, but not quite, time.


 No.470933

File: 1560042661311.png (232.35 KB, 515x868, 515:868, img000004_2.png)

>>470876

>Have the police found anything out about him since then?

I'm pretty sure the guy was a policeman, and even if I did report this to the cops they've got no way of finding him since: 1) I didn't get his license plate 2) The car was probably stolen anyway.

>>470878

>how big are you

6'1

>have you considered just killing these people as they come by

They usually roam in packs and when they don't they are armed like in my case. They're also in cahoots with the cops and they'll get at most 24 hours in jail before they're back on the streets.

If I killed them it would be even worse since unless I do it with my bare fists, any kind of equalizer is considered "excessive defense" and is punishable by law.

>He surely hangs around in the area still.

No, he wasn't from the neighborhood. The only semblance of ""honor"" these thugs have got is the simple principle of "don't shit where you eat".

>>470890

That's a whole other can of worms, but nevertheless I hope you do improve.


 No.470934

File: 1560042663654.jpg (205.85 KB, 640x854, 320:427, 69359739_p0.jpg)

>>470923

>Summerfags

Remember when that was a thing? It's great being on 8ch.


 No.470935

File: 1560042667682.png (845.9 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, 1509243596091-1.png)

>>470908

>>470926

How are you? I survived the suffering from earlier.


 No.470936

File: 1560042668761.png (592.06 KB, 1024x768, 4:3, 54f53f8e37e68402fb84bdecd1….png)


 No.470937

File: 1560042696149.jpg (345.92 KB, 768x768, 1:1, 73103566_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>470908

At least I didn't miss this.


 No.470938

>>470931

Not him but it's been in the 80s (freedom units) all week and my shoulders are bright red from sunburns, so as far as I'm concerned it's already summer. Curse getting 15x the radiation of Hiroshima due to altitude/lack of clouds.


 No.470939

File: 1560042736229.gif (1.64 MB, 530x490, 53:49, 1530851920043.gif)

>>470925

Be the race war you want to see. But I see the point, the whole idea of just giving niggers money like that is foreign to me.

>>470922

From my point of view in Burger I'd rather take it to court. I don't have anything, what are they going to take from me? Do it, give me an excuse to kill a nigger tonight.


 No.470940

File: 1560042751024.jpg (134.04 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 573f1f4f55d9185c7affa90481….jpg)

>>470929

Kaos is one of us.


 No.470941

File: 1560042758046.jpg (597.32 KB, 1378x2039, 1378:2039, 34620210_p0.jpg)


 No.470942

>>470929

At least she would be with people with the same drawing skills


 No.470943

>>470929

Well, I agree but she have a old perverted man soul.


 No.470944

File: 1560042794342.png (349.91 KB, 609x810, 203:270, ontan.png)


 No.470945

File: 1560042813590.png (1011.65 KB, 658x916, 329:458, 5bdb43874bf017d5d49152d368….png)

>>470935

Very nicely, I've been slowly reading through my stacks of books despite the heat. I am glad to see you got through your tough spot.


 No.470946

File: 1560042815454.jpg (619.08 KB, 2000x1500, 4:3, __fujiwara_no_mokou_and_im….jpg)

>>470925

>you can't go killing robbers without getting backfired.

You tell me


 No.470947

>>470925

>Don't make me laugh anon.

>>470933

>I'm pretty sure the guy was a policeman, and even if I did report this to the cops they've got no way of finding him since: 1) I didn't get his license plate 2) The car was probably stolen anyway.

I'm sorry, I live in a first world country, so I might be a little naive.


 No.470948

File: 1560042829981.png (385.1 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1332079205483.png)

>>470928

>>470931

My A/C has been running nonstop all week it is Summer.


 No.470949

File: 1560042831136.png (739.53 KB, 866x720, 433:360, nyan.png)

>>470925

>Life is not a shonen anime

Well not with that attitude.


 No.470950

>>470947

That's pretty common even in first world countries depending on what city you live in, anon.


 No.470951

File: 1560042911572.png (433.78 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, aa9a71bc01170cd4581ff84010….png)

んぬえが好き


 No.470952

>>470949

>Well not with that attitude.

And you don't need a parachute to skydive! You need one to parachute twice.


 No.470953

File: 1560042950814.png (64.18 KB, 400x325, 16:13, Clownpiece ohio.png)


 No.470954

>>470948

>びっちじゃないです!!

What are Sanae's Ten Desires?


 No.470955

File: 1560042999628.mp3 (5.98 MB, DJ A.Q.- Clannad IFDan….mp3)

/r/ Dango Mah Nigga


 No.470956

File: 1560043004900.jpg (51.73 KB, 586x649, 586:649, 2b aok.jpg)

>>470948

Its been 90 where I live pretty consistently, its been nice but I've been adapted to living in Hell for a long time. Haven't run the AC though, just put up sun screens on one side of the house and open the windows at night. keeps things a constant 70-80 inside.


 No.470957

>>470950

Not in my cunt.


 No.470958

>>470950

It's not, though. People are just exaggerating.


 No.470959

File: 1560043045620.png (700.88 KB, 1199x1304, 1199:1304, achachaocha.png)

>>470951

なずーりん

こがさ

==んぬえ==


 No.470960

File: 1560043058906.jpg (81.39 KB, 830x1200, 83:120, 4343549380634.jpg)

>>470908

Moriya shill.

>>470939

Agreed, unless you're cornered, running away always worked for me the one time I defended myself didnt ended so well

>>470946

Nigga you live in literal nowhere and with tonshit of guns, anyone would do the same.


 No.470961

File: 1560043062533.jpg (Spoiler Image, 360.48 KB, 1070x1500, 107:150, konata_talks_about_S&M.jpg)

>>470943

Honestly those are the lolis I like the most.

Innocent lolis are cute, but it's more fun if they have the same kind of perverted appreciation for ecchi things that I have.

At the very least they need to be able to understand the importance of a safeword.


 No.470962

File: 1560043064996.png (326.31 KB, 480x480, 1:1, robin trans.png)

How many oldfags we got?


 No.470963

>>470960

*everyone

fug.


 No.470964

File: 1560043130399.jpg (13.46 KB, 259x206, 259:206, snug smug.jpg)

>>470923

>tfw southern hemisphere

The best time of the year is finally here.


 No.470965

>>470938

>Not him but it's been in the 80s (freedom units)

That is a bit warmer.

>>470948

Sometimes a fan works better than aN A/C.


 No.470966

>there are songs about the internet of things

I suddenly feel like an old man, but it's not a bad feeling.


 No.470967

>>470960

>running away

Works only when you are faster than your pursuer or they don't just shoot you the moment you run.

Related question: if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?


 No.470968

I love being with my happy happy furenzu on the inta-netto of singuzu!!


 No.470969

>>470962

Too few.


 No.470970

>>470962

Fucking hell where are all Teh Rei picture when I need them in this fucking HDD


 No.470971

File: 1560043212915.jpg (461.28 KB, 764x1080, 191:270, 1351193009048.jpg)


 No.470972

File: 1560043217662.png (214.89 KB, 523x534, 523:534, too much tsukkomi.png)

>>470967

>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?

Bad end.


 No.470973

>>470967

>Related question: if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?

Roll for charisma.


 No.470974

File: 1560043270719.png (1.01 MB, 1116x903, 372:301, ran.PNG)

>>470961

>Perversion is a privilege for people with intelligence

A mind opening theory. I quite like it.


 No.470975

>>470967

>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?

Your corpse is going to get looted like you're a dead enemy in an RPG


 No.470976

Fuck China, seriously.


 No.470977

File: 1560043304637.jpg (123.78 KB, 793x600, 793:600, teh rei.jpg)


 No.470978

>>470961

>At the very least they need to be able to understand the importance of a safeword.

Safewords are for weak lolis.


 No.470979

File: 1560043345165.jpg (152.68 KB, 540x720, 3:4, Happy Suika enjoying life.jpg)

IT'S TIME


 No.470980

File: 1560043346199.jpg (649.61 KB, 2202x1752, 367:292, HERES_RAPE.jpg)


 No.470981

Are cigarettes still count as alcohol?


 No.470982

File: 1560043358236.jpg (5.19 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, 61182126_p0.jpg)

Hey /a/, watcha drinking?

I'm having whisky, beer, energy drinks, wine. Just everything alcoholic and caffeinated at hand.

I'm not sure this was a wise choice.


 No.470983

File: 1560043378867-0.png (557.23 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1530410161996.png)

File: 1560043378867-1.gif (220.04 KB, 266x266, 1:1, 1530410180121.gif)

File: 1560043378867-2.jpg (108.73 KB, 700x887, 700:887, 1530410210927-0.jpg)

File: 1560043378867-3.png (593.87 KB, 600x842, 300:421, 1530410210927-1.png)

File: 1560043378867-4.jpg (68.98 KB, 479x639, 479:639, 1530410210927-2.jpg)

>Thought Suika might play while I was uploading shit

>Was right

SUIKA DES!


 No.470984

>>470960

I've done it in the middle of town.

>>470962

Don't you do this to me.

>>470982

Cider and mango beer.


 No.470985

>>470982

Nihonshu.


 No.470986

>>470972

Where you live? Here they would kick your ass, but would not kill you.


 No.470987

File: 1560043397042.mp4 (74.66 KB, 720x480, 3:2, no.mp4)


 No.470988

File: 1560043420347-0.png (11.71 KB, 255x201, 85:67, 1530410243596-0.png)

File: 1560043420347-1.jpg (159.24 KB, 576x800, 18:25, 1530410243596-1.jpg)

File: 1560043420347-2.jpg (170.78 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, 1530410243596-2.jpg)

File: 1560043420347-3.jpg (74.46 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1530410243596-3.jpg)

File: 1560043420347-4.jpg (300.28 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1530410258804-0.jpg)

>>470982

Maple Whiskey mixed with Dopplebock right now, gonna move to Jägermeister now that Suika has started.


 No.470989

File: 1560043423355.jpg (17.12 KB, 255x255, 1:1, f55888f0cb6714b00f46beb643….jpg)

>miss most of the stream so far due to that personal shit

>doesn't even matter because my internet shit the bed and can't load the stream

>can barely even get the thread to update properly

Whatever.


 No.470990

File: 1560043444046-0.png (652.08 KB, 624x800, 39:50, 1530410258804-2.png)

File: 1560043444046-1.jpg (217.41 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1530410258804-3.jpg)

File: 1560043444046-2.jpg (459.31 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1530410287773-0.jpg)

File: 1560043444046-3.png (1.45 MB, 1363x1000, 1363:1000, 1530410287773-1.png)

File: 1560043444046-4.png (1.05 MB, 900x1071, 100:119, 1530410287773-2.png)


 No.470991

File: 1560043445923.png (1.08 MB, 855x1200, 57:80, ea393dbd641a9ede8e23216fbb….png)

>>470982

Stupid amounts of tea with stupider amounts of sleep deprivation. It feels like reality is breaking.


 No.470992

File: 1560043472638-0.jpg (728.06 KB, 1000x1546, 500:773, 1530410287773-3 - Copy - C….jpg)

File: 1560043472638-1.png (2.47 MB, 1500x1135, 300:227, 1530410307460-0.png)

File: 1560043472639-2.png (16.2 KB, 191x255, 191:255, 1530410307460-2.png)

File: 1560043472639-3.png (422.16 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 1530410307460-3.png)

File: 1560043472639-4.jpg (3.75 MB, 2076x2903, 2076:2903, 1530410333636-0.jpg)

>>470989

Time to drink~


 No.470993

File: 1560043474171.jpg (678.56 KB, 1400x1050, 4:3, 554398348345.jpg)

>>470967

>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?

You get stabbed, shot or beaten up depending on how many people are mugging you. Very fucking common.

>>470971

>>470973

This can work in a way, wont stop them from having a bad moment but if you're calm enough it can work


 No.470994

>>470986

I was expecting this but

>>470975

>>470973

>>470972

If I ever stop posting suddenly you know how it ended.


 No.470995

File: 1560043491893-0.jpg (506.04 KB, 877x1240, 877:1240, 1530410333636-1.jpg)

File: 1560043491893-1.jpg (106.03 KB, 566x793, 566:793, 1530410333636-2.jpg)

File: 1560043491893-2.jpg (156.36 KB, 575x800, 23:32, 1530410333636-3.jpg)

File: 1560043491893-3.png (1.34 MB, 833x981, 833:981, 1530410354874-0.png)

File: 1560043491893-4.jpg (383.7 KB, 743x575, 743:575, 1530410354874-1.jpg)


 No.470996

File: 1560043492053-0.jpg (191.63 KB, 632x632, 1:1, 018530cff2c35ceaf4defb025f….jpg)

File: 1560043492054-1.jpg (91.89 KB, 560x700, 4:5, a26d5c6381e35ae3861a944905….jpg)

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 No.470997

File: 1560043492498.png (1.1 MB, 1500x1885, 300:377, sad anime because lack of ….png)

>>470982

Vodka with lemonade, like most r/a/dios. I really should get another type of drinks that aren't beer or vodka.


 No.470998

File: 1560043530519.jpg (153.87 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 1540089842294.jpg)

>>470989

It's okay anon, I still love you.


 No.470999

>>470984

Gendo always just hung out in the Eva threads. I miss that fag.


 No.471000

File: 1560043539972.png (211.18 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 767b00fc8a267dec0f5f3ef753….png)

>>470982

Spice rum, Sailor Jerry cheaply made rum that gets you drunk quite fast


 No.471001

>>470982

Vodka and Wine. Some Cola to remove the taste once in a while.


 No.471002

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 No.471003

>>470989

We must lend your connection our energy!


 No.471004

File: 1560043584079.jpg (13.83 KB, 473x357, 473:357, 6344365438534.jpg)

THIS THREAD IS GOING WAY TOO FAST


 No.471005

>>470993

>>470973

What do you mean by roll for charisma? Try to talk them out of it?


 No.471006

File: 1560043585218-0.png (557.23 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1543128932508.png)

File: 1560043585218-1.gif (67.85 KB, 200x200, 1:1, 1546152803262.gif)

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 No.471007

File: 1560043597234.jpg (66.13 KB, 620x465, 4:3, 6646047i.jpg)

>>470986

Somewhere with plenty of subhumans, suffice it to say. I would trust homo sapiens to have enough empathy to not kill someone of the same species in cold blood, but subhumans not so much.

>>470982

What do you call that stuff you find in the liquor aisles but doesn't really have a name? I started off with that and moved on to vodka.


 No.471008

I fucking love it when this song follows SUIKA DESS


 No.471009

File: 1560043609604.jpg (26.37 KB, 385x463, 385:463, 87e4947110e70f0aeafa2122a4….jpg)

>>470993

About how many to a group? Sometimes I fantasize about larping as Moonman in Brazil and wonder how long I could get away with it, before I get shot in the jungle.


 No.471010

>>471004

It always does whenever you get past a certain point.


 No.471011

File: 1560043625124.jpg (73.4 KB, 480x863, 480:863, 1545510942473.jpg)

>>470992

Maybe it's about time I started. I've never had any alcohol before, but maybe I would be happier as an alcoholic.


 No.471012

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 No.471013

File: 1560043633830-0.jpg (1.05 MB, 1324x1110, 662:555, 1553390970714.jpg)

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File: 1560043633831-3.webm (7.18 MB, 540x360, 3:2, SmoothAndFlat.webm)


 No.471014

File: 1560043657457.jpg (158.36 KB, 1200x1200, 1:1, ed87d7688ef9105d3460f1ceee….jpg)

>>471004

And it only going to get faster


 No.471015

>>471011

It doesn't make you happier, it destroys your soul, but it does provide some level of relief from this cruel world.


 No.471016

File: 1560043672975.png (124.49 KB, 465x485, 93:97, crying_wont_stop_anything.png)

>>470989

have you tried turning it off and on again


 No.471017

>>471013

/r/ Pettan


 No.471018

>>471007

>What do you call that stuff you find in the liquor aisles but doesn't really have a name?

No-name store-brand rotgut?

I can get like a gallon of shitty no-name vodka, rum, or whisky for like $40 but goddamn do I fear the enormous hangovers that they'd entail.


 No.471019

>>471011

Alcohol is just a multiplier. If you do fun stuff while drunk you'll have more fun. If you're miserable while drunk, you'll be more miserable.


 No.471020

>>471012

>Daiz

Does he still trying to destroy anime?


 No.471021

File: 1560043752578.png (112.87 KB, 319x266, 319:266, 1449362555326.png)

>>470982

Kikkoman 梅酒 (plum sake)

It's not the highest quality, but it's still delicious.


 No.471022

File: 1560043766108.jpg (45.4 KB, 640x480, 4:3, teh rei.jpg)


 No.471023

>>471018

>Not getting shit-name rotgut for $20 a gallon

Pleb.

The only alcohol I've ever truly regretted drinking was everclear. It was the only time I ever woke up with a legitimate headache/desire to kill myself.


 No.471024

File: 1560043807937.jpg (136 KB, 498x383, 498:383, 2eae3d68819b7d89ce27881657….jpg)

>>470982

Coffee, then I'm moving on to tea. I might have a shot of whiskey, I'm thinking about it.


 No.471025

>>471007

>Somewhere

I'd like to say that is an urban area but I know of country towns and suburbs where city roaches purposefully go to for stealing since they know people out there have money. Something about taking back what should be theirs is the (lacking) logic.


 No.471026

>>471018

>no-name vodka, rum, or whisky

When did no-name started to make liquor? I've only heard of the no-name beer but not the hard liquor.


 No.471027

File: 1560043815112.jpg (22.91 KB, 374x454, 187:227, 3fad513cc5dda03234e131e7dc….jpg)

There's only one man stoping him at this point.


 No.471028

>>471015

Depends. Drinking made me become best friends with my dad and has become somewhat of a lubricant for normalfag interaction when I have to. The Irish genes are to blame.


 No.471029

>>471021

It is, but if you are going that route anyways, I'd just get Choya.


 No.471030

File: 1560043829186.png (422.16 KB, 940x940, 1:1, 61414944_p0.png)

>>471021

>drinking that Californian garbage

>calling it delicious


 No.471031

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>>471003

It worked for me once during a Sund/a/y R/a/dio.


 No.471032


 No.471033

File: 1560043850603-0.png (1.02 MB, 1254x1771, 114:161, 1528587011551-0.png)

File: 1560043850603-1.jpg (115.07 KB, 700x875, 4:5, 1548557194750.jpg)

Danzai?


 No.471034

DANZAI


 No.471035

>>471023

>headache/desire to kill myself.

I feel this way every time I drink.


 No.471036

>>471026

I mean no-name the actual lack of brand. It's a bit of a marketing coup that some company managed to actually turn the term "no-name brand" into an actual brand.


 No.471037

File: 1560043885569-0.gif (621.28 KB, 360x270, 4:3, DANZAI.gif)

File: 1560043885569-1.jpg (142.39 KB, 850x906, 425:453, 0z69f31bae2hdc7eb1774cm4c5….jpg)

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File: 1560043885570-4.jpg (588.89 KB, 600x847, 600:847, 38e40430732888f99304fb8527….jpg)

DANZAI

danzai

DANZAI

danzai

DANZAI

danzai


 No.471038

File: 1560043890072-0.gif (621.28 KB, 360x270, 4:3, 1520733501166.gif)

File: 1560043890072-1.jpg (302.85 KB, 1000x1500, 2:3, 1537053867565.jpg)

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DANZAI!


 No.471039

File: 1560043894190.png (323.78 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 7d6649ae32f7e5a04801506dd6….png)

DANZAI


 No.471040

File: 1560043921886.png (1.35 MB, 2400x1800, 4:3, 59951276_p18.png)

DANZAI


 No.471041

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>>471035

DANZAI!

Drink more water/pedialyte.


 No.471042

>>471022

I'm disappointed you're not using the trip, if that's the case.


 No.471043

File: 1560043958952-0.jpg (584.53 KB, 800x800, 1:1, Danzai.jpg)

File: 1560043958952-1.jpg (60.34 KB, 476x268, 119:67, 1540098622932.jpg)

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DANZAI!


 No.471044

File: 1560043963631.jpg (56.59 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1391227162072.jpg)

DANZAI


 No.471045

>>471027

And if Daiz join forces with Kadokawa?


 No.471046

File: 1560043995955.jpg (530.69 KB, 696x1000, 87:125, 43248267_p0.jpg)

>>471033

ASS OF JUSTICE


 No.471047

File: 1560044013975.jpg (238.32 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 7r57393519.jpg)

>>470982

A bit of Daiquiri

>>471005

Yes, is not really charisma but luck. Depends if it's just one person. You can joke about it and shrug off any threats. But I gotta admit I was drunk and back from a party when it happened so my senses werent so straight.

>>471009

2 people is enough to fuck your shit.

>spoiler

just ask yukifag.


 No.471048

File: 1560044021426-0.jpg (679.24 KB, 1100x1200, 11:12, 1534642878547.jpg)

File: 1560044021426-1.jpg (130.16 KB, 1440x1080, 4:3, 1543137537120.jpg)

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>tfw Shiki Eiki looks at your porn folder

DANZAI!


 No.471049

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>>471046

Do not lewd Eiki-Sama


 No.471050

>>471023

>Everclear

>(60%, 75.5% and 95% alcohol by volume)

Jesus Christ, at that point you might as well start drinking ethanol


 No.471051

>Tsurupettan

Volume goes up to 100% for this.


 No.471052

File: 1560044095903.jpg (78.65 KB, 594x520, 297:260, 393c274172b8301d74648c98e1….jpg)

>>471045

Yamakan has to do the impossible: Gattai KyoAni and Trigger to save anime three times over.


 No.471053

File: 1560044103127.jpg (7.54 KB, 300x168, 25:14, Flat chests matter.jpg)


 No.471054

File: 1560044103450.jpg (1.57 MB, 2300x1400, 23:14, 74448522_p0.jpg)

>>471048

It's deserved.


 No.471055

File: 1560044118742.jpg (1.22 MB, 900x1200, 3:4, a4794031a8966f651f30d7f5e0….jpg)


 No.471056

File: 1560044123678.png (484.49 KB, 777x1006, 777:1006, fdca3091120b9054866ef59d9a….png)


 No.471057

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 No.471058

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 No.471059

File: 1560044162031.jpeg (123.04 KB, 912x1200, 19:25, 067c839dd99b1b24226e41e06….jpeg)


 No.471060

File: 1560044162884.png (215.88 KB, 600x854, 300:427, 3e29cbacb8cecc827263034312….png)

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

PETTAN PETTAN MOCHI PETTAN

PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN


 No.471061

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File: 1560044194443-1.png (206.97 KB, 550x450, 11:9, 1537669745948-0.png)


 No.471062

File: 1560044205290.png (113.42 KB, 500x500, 1:1, chalkno25.png)


 No.471063

File: 1560044209945.png (1.47 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, 8fcfee43f08022c4363fbe2b69….png)

My dick is soft as shit because of the alcohol.


 No.471064

File: 1560044264110.png (40.44 KB, 261x188, 261:188, 34223a1711b8c892e750c7a8a3….png)

>>471061

>you will never be as big of a pervert as kanikama


 No.471065

File: 1560044284576-0.png (193.34 KB, 360x423, 40:47, ran5.PNG)

File: 1560044284576-1.png (192.46 KB, 436x358, 218:179, ran4.PNG)

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>>470974

Foxes are known for their wits.


 No.471066

>>471052

>Trigger

I remember people losing their minds and claiming KLK was saving anime. It wasn't that good and if it wasn't for the threads I would have forgotten it entirely.

>Kyoani

They had it made in the Haruhi/K-on/Nichjou era. Its been downhill ever since. All I can think of is them using a bunch of photographic filters and such.


 No.471067

File: 1560044345217.jpg (37.83 KB, 640x566, 320:283, 28c796ffa772bf00bf6eb3ce65….jpg)

Just finished reading Torpy's account of life on the oil rig. Jesus Christ, I have no words. I had no idea it was that dangerous.

Peace, if you're still here, did anyone ever die when you were on shift?


 No.471068

>>471066

KLK was a "had to be there" anime. I can't imagine it being nearly as fun to watch now as it was when it first aired.

As for Kyoani, I don't think they made a single good anime outside of Nichijou.


 No.471069

>>471067

I respect his hard work, but I doubt it.


 No.471070

File: 1560044457744-0.png (1.25 MB, 980x551, 980:551, Park1.png)

File: 1560044457744-1.png (1.41 MB, 980x551, 980:551, Park2.png)

File: 1560044457744-2.png (1.23 MB, 980x551, 980:551, Park3.png)

File: 1560044457744-3.png (1.61 MB, 1306x735, 1306:735, Wyoming.png)

Have some pictures from my local park, the part that only old people and dog-walkers use since I usually walk the mountainous parts. Also a picture of Wyoming right after I quit.

>>471067

From what I understand it's usually not THAT dangerous, I just had shit luck.

>did anyone ever die when you were on shift?

Thankfully no. The company I worked for was one of the safer ones.


 No.471071

>>471066

>They had it made in the Haruhi/K-on/Nichjou era.

For me the best Kyoani era was the Key era.


 No.471072

File: 1560044486578.gif (254.67 KB, 630x420, 3:2, spurdosaur.gif)


 No.471073

File: 1560044503028.jpg (104.62 KB, 800x647, 800:647, spurdo weeb with spurdo wa….jpg)

Do Finnish people use NND?


 No.471074

File: 1560044519080.jpg (640.78 KB, 1200x831, 400:277, 65063247_p0_master1200.jpg)


 No.471075

File: 1560044525125.jpg (154.92 KB, 1280x905, 256:181, CqeJYMNUEAIPC3l.jpg)


 No.471076

File: 1560044536494.png (469.25 KB, 1319x1640, 1319:1640, 3bbc81f63e413fc8817370d581….png)


 No.471077

SUOMI ON PARAS

>>471070

Reminds me of home, except shittier.

>>471067

My job if you don't wear a gas mask you might just end up dead.


 No.471078

/r/ Shee An Gannon


 No.471079

File: 1560044550530.png (516.28 KB, 900x900, 1:1, spurdo and tv man.png)

SUOMI


 No.471080

File: 1560044559575.jpg (713.86 KB, 1523x2048, 1523:2048, death natsoc painting.jpg)

OI KALLIS KOHTIMMA

SUOMI SULO POHJALLA

EI LOIDDI MATTI SEN ARMAANPAA


 No.471081

File: 1560044578467.gif (51.78 KB, 120x120, 1:1, 1519525365716.gif)


 No.471082

File: 1560044582613.mp3 (6.98 MB, Shee an Gannon.mp3)


 No.471083

>>471066

Yeah, it's joke.

But the hype for Kill la Kill was an amazing time on /a/, but the KyoAni Golden Age is still one of the greatest times in the industry. I liken it to Gainax. It was an amazing studio back then, and one of the greatest projects to come out of the Heisei era: A Kansai-based animation studio. Something unheard of in Showa.

I wish there were accounts of the story of it's founding.


 No.471084

File: 1560044652243.gif (4.27 MB, 350x185, 70:37, spurdo_unloads.gif)

PERKELE


 No.471085

File: 1560044661639-0.png (187.68 KB, 1427x806, 1427:806, spurdo skyrim.png)

File: 1560044661639-1.jpg (38.27 KB, 600x510, 20:17, 120_-_benis.jpg)

File: 1560044661639-2.png (40.73 KB, 1200x936, 50:39, merry fugging grismas.png)

File: 1560044661639-3.jpg (223.2 KB, 1602x829, 1602:829, spurdo_81.jpg)


 No.471086

I want to fuck Finland.


 No.471087

File: 1560044715171.gif (10.87 KB, 600x450, 4:3, 1555212606451.gif)

>>471070

>The company I worked for was one of the safer ones.

It's a nice park though, seems like a mix of high desert and light forest.


 No.471088

>>471086

I want Suomi to fuck me.


 No.471089

>>471088

Do I need to pull mine out from the locker?


 No.471090


 No.471091

File: 1560044813808-0.jpg (7.67 KB, 225x225, 1:1, hitler and anime.jpg)

File: 1560044813808-1.jpg (88.9 KB, 1200x692, 300:173, anime hitler 1.jpg)

File: 1560044813808-2.jpg (124.65 KB, 750x750, 1:1, uncle adolf.jpg)

File: 1560044813808-3.jpg (61.62 KB, 599x600, 599:600, i miss u hitler.jpg)

File: 1560044813808-4.jpg (34.79 KB, 404x404, 1:1, Hitler turn back time.jpg)

SIEG HEIL

BLOOD AND SOIL

FOR FREEDOM AND HONOR


 No.471092

>>471089

Are you up to a threesome?


 No.471093

File: 1560044842851.png (591.13 KB, 858x720, 143:120, 78e948ab51ee2a8fb3246894ed….png)

I keep playing r/a/dio at work louder and louder every time and I haven't gotten a PROMOTION yet, what am I doing wrong?


 No.471094

File: 1560044851699.jpeg (42.6 KB, 601x754, 601:754, 8dcdfd83ce29a17b7a9791fcd….jpeg)


 No.471095

File: 1560044877215.gif (1.83 MB, 220x191, 220:191, Hitler likes this.gif)


 No.471096

>>471093

It means they like you (or you're one of the better workers anyways).


 No.471097

>>471092

Do it!


 No.471098

File: 1560044897552.gif (1.56 MB, 425x550, 17:22, karen.gif)

>>471093

Maybe get bigger speakers?


 No.471099

File: 1560044903560.png (36.97 KB, 374x454, 187:227, Preach_it.png)

>Good version

Fuck yeah.


 No.471100

>>471093

Just wait for the DJ to play Oingo Boingo then crank the volume up to 11.


 No.471101

File: 1560044918099.jpg (954.01 KB, 1053x1443, 27:37, 6203598c861781edabbbdc997d….jpg)

ERIKA!


 No.471102

I hope to life to see toothbrush moustaches come back in style. It would be really funny to see that.


 No.471103

File: 1560044927322.mp4 (13.57 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, VargErika.mp4)


 No.471104

>>471102

WWII won't die. They won't let it die.


 No.471105

File: 1560044959843-0.gif (990.69 KB, 500x308, 125:77, 5ay7LV1rsde4yo1_500.gif)

File: 1560044959843-1.gif (978.11 KB, 500x311, 500:311, 5ay7LV1rsde4yo2_500.gif)


 No.471106

>>471093

Maybe they dont want you to go up since then you may not play r/a/dio if you do get a promotion.


 No.471107

I just thinking of something. Please help me remember.


 No.471108

hitora sama


 No.471109

File: 1560045029458.png (152.01 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1559005860322.png)

>>471104

Thats why we need to kill every jew without exceptions anon. Not one of the little rodents left alive. Kill every single jew you see, kill anyone who gets in the way, kill anyone who objects.


 No.471110

File: 1560045048624.jpg (2.95 KB, 479x466, 479:466, The Heart.jpg)

>>471107

I'll make you remember.


 No.471111

File: 1560045078359.png (257.48 KB, 600x600, 1:1, koharu_big_mama_queen_of_t….png)

>>471109

Sounds annoying~


 No.471112

File: 1560045089084.jpg (123.76 KB, 992x767, 992:767, ayaya.jpg)

>>471107

Does this help?


 No.471113

File: 1560045102576.jpg (94.32 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot2180.jpg)

>>471102

Why would lolis need toothbrush mustaches?


 No.471114


 No.471115

>>471109

Please wait while I kill someone I know well for no reason at all.


 No.471116

>>471107

Undo the screw.


 No.471117

File: 1560045128022.png (125.85 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 3595_Dbb8Ex3F.png)

>>471111

Maybe if you're cute enough you'lll get help so it won't be so bothersome. You gotta be at least as cute as me.


 No.471118

>>471107

Drink water.


 No.471119

File: 1560045145076.jpg (138.29 KB, 778x1153, 778:1153, 4d9328a06eba9ae68455e79803….jpg)

>>471105

I bet Hitler was a chill guy to be around with. No alcohol or anything like that, just to chat around with.


 No.471120

File: 1560045160226.png (307.91 KB, 827x720, 827:720, 8adec403c155d48758631ef701….png)

>>471111

Its people who didn't want to do their job are the reason they're around in the first place. Six thousand years of people not fixing the problem, and look where we are for it.

Every jew, every objector, every obstacle, no exceptions. Every single one.


 No.471121

File: 1560045160235.gif (1.31 MB, 250x187, 250:187, 1550866220505.gif)

>>471109

>>471111

>you now realize the Holocaust never happened because the Oy Veying would drive guards to suicide


 No.471122

File: 1560045178317.png (141.3 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Koharu_2.png)

>>471117

>Implying I can't be cute


 No.471123

>>471118

Drink water.


 No.471124

File: 1560045194124.png (134.06 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 3595_gfnMznXj.png)

>>471122

Still not cute.


 No.471125

File: 1560045202973-0.jpg (71.37 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 82bbc3eea7c.jpg)

File: 1560045202973-1.jpg (234.05 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 77992eaf0.jpg)

File: 1560045202973-2.jpg (664.33 KB, 731x1000, 731:1000, 1531005818613.jpg)

File: 1560045202973-3.jpg (622.61 KB, 1000x748, 250:187, 1535242508005.jpg)

File: 1560045202973-4.jpg (239.19 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1535250657471-4.jpg)


 No.471126

File: 1560045232256.gif (1.96 MB, 512x288, 16:9, 2f8dbc9b16dd8300a48962c3ea….gif)

>>471107

Good ol' whack on the ol' noodle ought to fix that right up.


 No.471127

File: 1560045238891.png (152.14 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Koharu_meido.png)

>>471124

Cute enough to throw you out with the trash.


 No.471128

>>471119

If we knew the same language I'd like to spend some time talking with him. No specific topic, just shooting the breeze. I fear he may just kill me on sight though.


 No.471129

File: 1560045265507.png (141.51 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 3595_rhu11n01.png)

>>471127

Here, let me help you out. This is a cute cosplay I'm wearing.


 No.471130

File: 1560045265988.png (1.79 MB, 1430x1064, 715:532, pierrot.png)

>>471093

anon has fucked himself, his boss wont promote because then underlings never hear glorious r/a/dio and feel sad. underlings get sad, company goes under. Very down.


 No.471131

File: 1560045278636.png (140.62 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 3595_oxTlLTdp.png)

>>471124

>>471127

Cute infighting is the best!


 No.471132

>>471123

No you drink water you dehydrated noodle.


 No.471133

File: 1560045302585.png (648.45 KB, 1024x1024, 1:1, 5954ca6ab4db61ee9d83e1b884….png)

>R/a/dio bunker got advertised on halfchan just now


 No.471134

File: 1560045315547.png (128.95 KB, 600x600, 1:1, Koharu_young_adult.png)

>>471129

Ara Ara~ Don't make me get my husbando's mithril rapier, girl.


 No.471135

File: 1560045324379.gif (1.88 MB, 600x600, 1:1, mkt gif.gif)


 No.471136

>>471133

How would you know?


 No.471137

File: 1560045344916.png (170.83 KB, 480x433, 480:433, a61fcf978c41ac8a6403e629f7….png)


 No.471138

>>471119

Honestly I imagine he wasn't much different to any modern politician.

He might have had some interesting ideas, but most of his thoughts would just be generic normalfag shit.


 No.471139

>>471133

Whomever did this needs to be banned until Haruhi season 3.


 No.471140

File: 1560045369826.jpg (64.04 KB, 630x630, 1:1, no_heroes.jpg)

>>471133

Gross.

We all know it was the guy from the /a/ sings thread, but I won't blame him.


 No.471141

>>471133

Do you have a screencap?


 No.471142

File: 1560045370503.gif (2.36 MB, 420x420, 1:1, connections.gif)

>>471107

Arrange your thoughts in a different pattern anon


 No.471143

File: 1560045377527.gif (216.85 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1384764022835.gif)

>>471133

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?


 No.471144

File: 1560045386863.png (177.23 KB, 355x315, 71:63, f54f68626040dbea9fa803beac….png)


 No.471145

>>471132

I just drank water. Now you do too.


 No.471146

>>471140

I told you faggots that /a/ sings brings nothing but shitters invading us.


 No.471147

File: 1560045395285.png (2.07 MB, 900x1325, 36:53, 1543289036751.png)

>>471133

May the meidos have banlust to purge the halflings.


 No.471148

File: 1560045395000.png (374.89 KB, 1120x562, 560:281, denki sweet release.png)

>>471125

But anon who will remember us


 No.471149

File: 1560045408595.gif (533.04 KB, 640x360, 16:9, 1546188573057.gif)

>>471133

Someone fucking talked!


 No.471150

>>471146

Maybe the meidos should just nuke that thread.


 No.471151

File: 1560045451206.png (226.15 KB, 465x444, 155:148, disgusted iris.png)


 No.471152

>>471150

That would be rude.


 No.471153

File: 1560045486385.gif (978.56 KB, 500x370, 50:37, ogh3y5G6jw1uqrdeoo1.gif)


 No.471154

>>471148

Your thoughts are embedded into a shell of EM and gravitational radiation expanding into the universe at the speed of light.

You'll be remembered for a very long time.


 No.471155

File: 1560045502523.png (670.49 KB, 885x900, 59:60, maid.png)

EVERYONE AT ARMS

HERE COMES THE HORDE


 No.471156

File: 1560045526259-0.jpg (169.87 KB, 1152x878, 576:439, 1492028959084.jpg)

File: 1560045526259-1.jpg (129.83 KB, 1200x807, 400:269, 1492029340604.jpg)

File: 1560045526260-2.jpg (181.33 KB, 1250x825, 50:33, 1492029414583.jpg)

File: 1560045526260-3.jpg (392.1 KB, 3002x2400, 1501:1200, 1492029911388.jpg)

月月火水木金金


 No.471157

>>471133

Post screen cap or it didn't happened.

>>471145

Done that and 2 shots of run to counter balance it.


 No.471158

File: 1560045540081.jpg (55.75 KB, 460x355, 92:71, 1553036567025.jpg)

>>471133

Proof? Cap it.


 No.471159

File: 1560045567660.jpg (506.26 KB, 1000x950, 20:19, Torps.jpg)

>>471133

To be fair, doesn't Torps Peace broadcast r/a/dio on /animu/ and /k/?


 No.471160

>>471152

So was advertising the board to a bunch of faggots.


 No.471161

>>471159

Just /k/ I think.


 No.471162

>>471158

>proof

Just trust him, Anon. Someone would never lie on the internet now would they?


 No.471163

File: 1560045638363.jpg (124.01 KB, 850x582, 425:291, 9dda771d5900230fdb6cd8195d….jpg)


 No.471164

File: 1560045648460.jpg (20.09 KB, 320x320, 1:1, 1505184328265.jpg)

>>471159

Posting on 8ch and posting on halfchan are 2 very different things.


 No.471165

File: 1560045653901-0.jpg (363.75 KB, 681x1210, 681:1210, foe.jpg)

File: 1560045653901-1.jpg (226.65 KB, 681x1210, 681:1210, kossu.jpg)

>>471093

You don't work for me.

>>471092

>>471090

filthy fucking degenerates.

>>471119

He was a very nice man as I was told from someone who knew him.

>>471133

This is what meidos are for. Also who the fuck did that, they will get fucked.


 No.471166

>>471159

Is that why r/a/dio is really bad whenever he's on?


 No.471167

>>471164

/animu/ is an extension of 4chan.


 No.471168

File: 1560045694478.jpg (36.38 KB, 300x383, 300:383, roo_beer.jpg)

>tfw patriotism fills your soul


 No.471169

>>471166

/k/ and /a/ are practically the same.


 No.471170

>>471165

Suck my fucking dick.


 No.471171

File: 1560045771290.mp3 (4.64 MB, The Rising of the Moon - I….mp3)

But the band played waltzing Matilda~

/r/ reisen of the moon


 No.471172

File: 1560045782962.mp4 (7.67 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Cad é sin don té sin - LYR….mp4)

/r/ing this for right before Shee an Gannon


 No.471173

>>471165

Emus did nothing wrong.


 No.471174

File: 1560045805074-0.jpg (46.98 KB, 576x432, 4:3, [RG] DELUXE ARIEL 2 -Great….jpg)

File: 1560045805074-1.jpg (36.68 KB, 576x432, 4:3, [RG] DELUXE ARIEL 2 -Great….jpg)

File: 1560045805074-2.jpg (40.79 KB, 576x432, 4:3, [RG] DELUXE ARIEL 2 -Great….jpg)

File: 1560045805074-3.jpg (44.78 KB, 576x432, 4:3, [RG] DELUXE ARIEL 2 -Great….jpg)

File: 1560045805074-4.jpg (26.87 KB, 576x432, 4:3, [RG] DELUXE ARIEL 2 -Great….jpg)

AUSTRALIA MATE


 No.471175

>>471173

I thought it was an ostrich


 No.471176

/r/ Fruits Candy (CCS ED3)


 No.471177

File: 1560045860369.jpg (297.05 KB, 480x621, 160:207, 1470948485369.jpg)

>>471173

Only an Emu would post such lies!


 No.471178

>>471174

Fucking Australians.


 No.471179

File: 1560045878441-0.gif (150.51 KB, 404x572, 101:143, aus net 1.gif)

File: 1560045878441-1.jpg (46.65 KB, 316x548, 79:137, aus net 2.jpg)

File: 1560045878441-2.jpg (40.5 KB, 380x559, 380:559, aus net 3.jpg)

File: 1560045878441-3.jpg (41.36 KB, 421x517, 421:517, aus net 4.jpg)

Please don't be mad at Stuttercunt. This is the infrastructure he has to deal with.

>Australian internet circa 2001


 No.471180

>>471177

CRAB BATTLE!


 No.471181

>>471133

Also before I forget, screenshots please.


 No.471182

>>471166

No, he just fucking sucks.


 No.471183

File: 1560045911111.jpg (35.62 KB, 521x544, 521:544, 4b832400f89cfb4e4ec6acd63e….jpg)

>>471179

Is that the entire Australian internet?


 No.471184

>>471173

This.

We should return Australia to the Emus.


 No.471185

>>471183

It was in 2001.


 No.471186

>>471170

How bout no. If straya wasn't such a shithole I'd go hunt emu and eat an anime sized drumstick

>>471173

I dunno man, they seem pretty shitty. You can ride an ostrich.


 No.471187

>>471179

Will he ever have another go or has he gone soft?


 No.471188

>>471184

Wouldn't the kangaroos have something to say about that?


 No.471189

>>471177

This pic gets me every time, how would someone get in such trouble against coconut crabs? If they were that pissed against you you must've done some really heinous shit.


 No.471190

>>471183

Yes.

>>471185

2001 is no excuse. Also it hasn't gotten much better.


 No.471191

>>471186

I'm fine with just the tip.


 No.471192

File: 1560046002131.gif (2.63 MB, 450x450, 1:1, 1441503302713.gif)

>>471184

>win a war

>still lose all your land to foreign invaders

The Emu's deserved to lose that land.


 No.471193

Didn't cuckchan ban R/a/dio? Is there even anyone on there who knows what R/a/dio is?


 No.471194

>>471186

It's the Cassowaries that are dangerous. Emus are nice people.


 No.471195

>>471187

>Will he ever have another go or has he gone soft?

I'll have another go when I get a better connection. Or maybe sometime before that?


 No.471196

>>471180

SNAKE? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAKE!


 No.471197

File: 1560046072515.jpg (100.03 KB, 506x701, 506:701, swole_loli3.jpg)

I AM THE SHE AN GANNON!


 No.471198

This music is legitimately really fucking good.


 No.471199

>>471195

I actually liked you stream, I hope you get that shit sorted out soon. But not before, that stuttering was annoying.


 No.471200

>>471193

There are a few anons who are still really fucking persistent about leaving the place.


 No.471201

File: 1560046124992.jpg (42.64 KB, 695x394, 695:394, k - emu wars.jpg)

>>471191

Nein, gay shit begone.

>>471194

My strayan tells me they're both shits.

>>471192


 No.471202

File: 1560046127759.gif (402.81 KB, 160x224, 5:7, ea3ac98768a5a82012b54daead….gif)

Now go to the sea, and kill him for me…

What say you She An Gannon!?


 No.471203

>>471201

Suck my fucking dick, faggot.


 No.471204

File: 1560046177784.png (190.38 KB, 497x432, 497:432, ce7ceea23d5522d75c75d8f012….png)

>>471201

It worse then I ever knew!


 No.471205

File: 1560046195989.png (44.36 KB, 341x585, 341:585, acd0f25b85ed5dc20d41b78d04….png)

>>471194

>Cassowaries

Cross a chicken and a velociraptor and you get those fucking demons. Fucking weird birds.


 No.471206

File: 1560046202769.jpg (77.34 KB, 880x495, 16:9, emu egg comparison.jpg)

>>471194

>Emu propaganda

I can tell you personally, both will fuck you up if you mess with them.


 No.471207

File: 1560046211075.gif (958.44 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1540083442683.gif)

>>471198

They're really shitty in-person, the band is called "The Craic Show" and they perform at various renaissance festivals. Torps found 'em.

https://www.thecraicshow.com/

I FOUGHT WITH SUCH DREAD, I CUT OFF HIS HEAD, I AM THE SHE AN GANNON!


 No.471208

File: 1560046220536.gif (2.52 MB, 400x225, 16:9, 1414703489811.gif)


 No.471209

File: 1560046222346.png (252.84 KB, 866x589, 866:589, 88b5ba855d605862b1e2acf9dd….png)

>>471201

Its cause they keep dropping their mags.


 No.471210

Here's a Rerun. Episode 3 isn't ready yet, but it will be soon. Maybe even tonight.

Prequel

“Get this place spotless!”

Meidos scurried about with their dusters, brooms, and mops. Things were getting desperate. It was Friday night and there was still so much cleaning left to be done before tomorrow, before the event known as “r/a/dio”. Head Meido knew it would be close, but she knew it could be done in time, they’ve done it before, “Get that shit off the wall!” She barked no sooner than one of her subordinates seemingly flew in to scrub at it. “These lolis really make a mess of the place.” She sighed.

It seemed to her that every week there’s always so much to clean before Saturday, but every Saturday the lolis make such a large mess that it lasts until next week’s r/a/dio.

“Ma’am!” Two Meidos flew in at a kneel, right at their Master’s feet.

“Yes, what is it?”

“We’ve received confirmation. Claud will be streaming r/a/dio this week.”

“That faggot again…” Head Meido sighed, her eyes glazed over, “Okay, tell the others to pay extra attention to race baiting after tomorrow.”

“Hai!” And the two subordinates were off.

Head Meido raised her head to the full moon above, her hand resting on the hilt of the Forbidden Katana strapped to her waist, “I want a drink already.”


 No.471211

“Iyyaaaaa! Don’t tell scary stories!”

“It’s true, the meidos really do exist.”

“Don’t be mean. It’s just a school legend. There’s no proof of anything like magical spirits who clean the school at night.”

“Don’t blame me when you’re the one they ban next!”

“Onee-sama!”

“Don’t worry, sweetie. Anon is just telling stories to get a reaction out of you. It’s because you’re so cute.”

“Onee-sama…” The loli’s adoring eyes filled with sudden courage, “I-I-I lov-”

Just then, a group of lolis burst into the room with cases of beer and liquor, “IT’S STARTING!” They shouted and began handing out bottles to whoever would take them. A rocking instrumental filled the place and cheers sounded all throughout the packed school.

“YOU WA SHOCK!”Claud sang as he rose from below the school on a rising platform, fog machines filling the grounds with smoke.

“ATATATATATATATATATATATATA” Two lolis were playing Hokuto no Ken in a corner. One of them deliberately fell over, and the other cracked her knuckles, looking away. The two then erupted in laughter and poured each other a glass of beer.

Several lolis lined up in a row, all doing Ken’s pose as he cracks his knuckles, seeing who can imitate his look the best while another large group of lolis pointed at each other, constantly practicing Ken’s famous line, “Omae wa mo shindieru”. Lolis started hiding in stacks of hay, trying to scare each other. Eventually, they began hiding more and more bizarre things in hay stacks until it became a game to make each other laugh instead. A few lolis ripped their shirts off and screamed “YURIA” while another group just sat laughing at everything happening and talked about Lin and Bat.

Large amounts of laughter and cheer filled the school. This was the one time a week where everyone attending 8th G/a/kuen School showed up late at night and drank the night away together, leaving all pretenses and ill-will behind. It was the one time a week they could all relax and be friends, no matter which club they were in or what their grades were.

This kind of fun lasted until particularly late this night, so late that many lolis were complaining about missing their trains. “Claud, Claud, please let us get to our trains!” They pleaded. Claud, however, wouldn’t let them. The noise of the protest got so loud, the lolis could no longer hear the music he played. This infuriated him. After all the singing and dancing she did to give the lolis joy, now she could only shout, “ANTA BAKA!?”

Claud went on a long tirade about how much the G/a/kuen Schools had changed over the years and about how much she hated the lolis at 8th G/a/kuen. She was drunk, everyone was. That includes the mythical Meidos.

During Claud’s passionate speech in front of the whole school he announced he would never again return. Hearing this, Head Meido appeared behind him, “nothing personnel, kid” she muttered and unsheathed her Forbidden Katana, the one that must never be drawn, for it had the power to expel someone from the School. “While everyone else is here forever, you are banned forever.” She said and sliced Claud in half as Homem do Leme - Xutos & Pontapés ao Vivo no Campo Pequeno played in the background.

The school was at once relieved and horrified. It was a tragedy that must never be repeated.

KFist closed the book resting on her lap and spoke in a dry tone, “And that’s the story of Claud-Senpai. Any questions?”

The rest of r/a/dio club sat with mouths agape, completely silent. Mganon raised her hand, “Did the Kouhai ever get to confess her love to Onee-sama?” She was summarily struck on the head with Kfist’s Harisen, “Itttaaaa!” She cried out with a smile.

Everyone laughed as KFist placed the book of lore back on the shelves in the club room. She poured herself a glass of whiskey and gulped it down as the rest of her Kouhais began talking among themselves, “Nee, nee, you think the Meidos are real?”

“I bet Head Meido has an Ideon mark on her Katana.”

“Nah, she’s more like Goblin Slayer. ‘The only good newfag is the one who doesn’t come out of their filthy imageboards!’”

KFist leaned against the window sill and raised her glass to see the light of the sun shine through the brown liquid inside. It had a beautiful sparkle. “Here’s to you, you raging faggot.” She spoke to herself before gulping down the full glass.


 No.471212

>>471201

Even Cassowaries are reasonable birds in my experience.

>>471206

You'd have to be a real dumb cunt to mess with any of our birds.


 No.471213

>>471209

Well they don't make ground harnesses to hold the fucking things.


 No.471214

File: 1560046390354.jpg (91.75 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, mpv-shot1703.jpg)

>>471207

I've come to accept that I have shit taste in music. I'm just a sucker for Celtic folk ballads.


 No.471215

File: 1560046390643-0.jpg (180.23 KB, 624x352, 39:22, New-NAR.jpg)

File: 1560046390643-1.png (54.14 KB, 233x231, 233:231, NF-Swastika-88-Clover.png)

File: 1560046390643-2.jpg (60.41 KB, 600x600, 1:1, NVASeal1.jpg)

File: 1560046390643-3.jpg (66.28 KB, 640x396, 160:99, NWF.jpg)

File: 1560046390643-4.png (2.01 KB, 300x200, 3:2, nf.png)


 No.471216

File: 1560046402148.png (436.1 KB, 1200x617, 1200:617, 74981942_p0.png)

BY THE REISEN OF THE MOON


 No.471217

File: 1560046409602.jpg (73.88 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1531062090582.jpg)

>>471213

Just figure out if they make good jerky. Its how we got a good relation with our large and dangerous mammals in America.


 No.471218

File: 1560046465382.png (1.19 MB, 3254x816, 1627:408, 2f051dba8c53cc97e08e6a37cf….png)


 No.471219

File: 1560046478088-0.jpg (1.36 MB, 1000x1414, 500:707, 62370404_p0.jpg)

File: 1560046478088-1.jpg (1020.82 KB, 1959x2371, 1959:2371, 58788317_p7.jpg)

'Tis the Reisen of the moon.


 No.471220

File: 1560046497852.png (125.99 KB, 750x709, 750:709, 1469645220236.png)

>>471215

>North West Honeypot


 No.471221

>>471214

Their main focus/specialty is getting all the performers together at the end of the day and putting on an awesome post-festival show for all the drunks for an hour or so after the shops close and performances end. I like 'em myself.


 No.471222

File: 1560046528369.mp4 (7.84 MB, 640x360, 16:9, Ócum an Phríosúin - LYRICS….mp4)

>>471214

I'll make another /r/, this is a good one. I have a whole folder of these songs.

/r/ing Ocum an Phriosuin


 No.471223

File: 1560046549256.png (135.76 KB, 405x480, 27:32, beato2.png)

>>471211

>“While everyone else is here forever, you are banned forever.” She said and sliced Claud in half as Homem do Leme - Xutos & Pontapés ao Vivo no Campo Pequeno played in the background.


 No.471224

File: 1560046550141.png (142.16 KB, 275x277, 275:277, sealcolor.png)

>>471220

Back to /pol/ with you.


 No.471225

File: 1560046555209.jpg (78.66 KB, 1520x1080, 38:27, god_damn.jpg)

HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOK NOW

>Tips keiths


 No.471226

>>471218

>my state/region isn't even on here

Good. This state needs to die.


 No.471227

Oh the year was 2019 how I wish I was with my waifu now.

A post came through the r/a/dio thread that 4chan has found the bunker.


 No.471228

>>471227

and 4chan in the bunker with the oldie and fags


 No.471229

File: 1560046620709.jpg (125.78 KB, 1200x800, 3:2, siege10.jpg)


 No.471230

>>471227

The PPH hasn't gone nuts, it can't be that bad


 No.471231

>>471215

43.058575N, 141.325153E, 045T, 050A.


 No.471232

>>471230

The suggestion that they're here is enough to spook me.


 No.471233

Did anyone actually link this on 4chan, or was it entirely bait?


 No.471234

Well, that screencap never materialised.


 No.471235

>>471233

See >>471234

The sticky got deleted though.


 No.471236

GODDAMN THEM ALL I WAS TOLD WE WERE FREE FROM CUCKCH