No.470427[Last 50 Posts]
Welcome once again to another S/a/turday. We had a break week last week, I think, so we're back in business today. Grab a snack, plenty of drinks, your daki, a blanket, and settle in for a (hopefully) wonderful night.
To tune in, point your favorite music player to:
/r/s are open as usual, but no block requests. You know the drill.
Tonight's gonna be a bit weird! I have plenty of bizarre shit dug up from NND in store, courtesy of drunkenly making half the playlist last night. Too bad, we're riding this train into the night. As well, I'm starting a bit (5 hours) early with some big music blocks for you Smug devotees, yuropoors, and early birds. Then I'll restart Mixxx and start the stream proper around the usual time.
In addition, this is the 20th anniversary of the release of Kikujiro no Natsu! It's a comfy movie about comfy travels in comfy Japan during a comfy 90s summer set to some comfy music. Beat Takeshi beats up a pedophile and befriends some weirdos. Watch it if you haven't already. To that end, the entirety of the post-trainroll playlist will be comfy. Plan accordingly.
I have a big week coming up, with 7 12-hour days in a row. Then I don't get a full weekend off until about August! I guess I'll see you then. The only thing keeping me going is the promise of NNB S3 sometime eventually. That and I've basically saved up enough already to go to Japan next year, if I ever get any time off.
File: 1560018588574.jpg (Spoiler Image, 341.84 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1555226466841-2.jpg)
You die if you work, KFist! I'm gonna fully enjoy this evening with you then and crack open that Jägermeister that's been sitting in the back of the freezer!
>You die if you work
I realized this when I had a realization last night that I hadn't actually watched any animu in the past 3 months and outright missed a Japan travel thread.
Although it's okay, I read about a dozen manga in that time during downtime at work, which is great. I like getting paid to look dignified as I read through Burmese dot-matrix printouts on my ereader.
>To that end, the entirety of the post-trainroll playlist will be comfy.
I'd like to /r/ Barcarole for that time. I'll be awake. Probably.
I'm Maple Whiskey/Grapefruit mineral water highballs with caffeine added to the mix.
I'm traditional lemonade
Kikujiro is my favorite Takeshi movie, everyone should watch it.
File: 1560029076112.jpg (250.82 KB, 722x643, 722:643, febf13b7108e1692f64e1c74dc….jpg)
I was looking forward to tonight, but looks like I'll have to break away to deal with some dirty personal business. I gots to do what I gots to do.
This world is an abstract hell.
Hope you can get through it quick and painlessly anon. We'll be here waitinf for you.
File: 1560030040431.png (5.67 MB, 2500x1778, 1250:889, ff2acc6590a9673e4a99ad3c08….png)
Do what you need to, but come back to us when you can anon. I hope things go as well as they can for you.
I hope you'll be okay
I didn't think I'd be late!
Thank you for reminding me.
I get here now, but need to to somethings. But songs are pretty good.
File: 1560031371517.jpg (136.19 KB, 1200x803, 1200:803, 66b67704f653a9ecf0fe190724….jpg)
Apparently most anons don't bother to check the bunker and need to have a link from 8ch. Or maybe they care more about E3, I don't know.
>maybe they care more about E3
I sincerely hope not.
I just babysat my niece, shit was cute, and it was just what I needed to reinvigorate my will to continue. I just want to get happily married and raise a family.
It's a KFist stream, of course the songs are good. What things need to be done anon? Can I help?
There are no more conferences for today anyway.
I was doing a rush to finish the Fuko route and started the begin of "old man" one. I hope to end before begin of winter/summer.
Just some English lessons and others basic things.
Did anything good happen?
Is that even a question?
Why would anything good happen?
Does finishing for the day count as good?
File: 1560031714178.jpg (592.98 KB, 744x1052, 186:263, 3373940009c1cfce90d8ad2e8b….jpg)
This image is lack of second best girl.
It was truly and honestly miserable. The Sims 4 got an expansion pack, an hour of FIFA and Madden, 2 maps got announced for Battlefield V and a new character that seems to be a Mary Sue for Apex Legends. It was absolutely painful to sit through and I wished I had missed it.
This happened live on stream.
But that isn't Saki.
No new games were announced, it was mostly DLC. I don't understand why their kike of a BO makes the thread cyclical.
File: 1560031896453.jpg (146.64 KB, 1000x1311, 1000:1311, 575312dfee9b8bed124dfd0f4d….jpg)
Number 1 is second place in my heart. Just lose for best girl (Lilly) and producer-san.
Don't remember me that little fact, anon.
Sit tight for a minute. Gonna restart Mixxx and load up the actual playlist. Mixxx doesn't like being active for more than 9 hours at a time.
Sorry, I don't check the bunker daily, so it slipped me by.
File: 1560032464394.jpg (95.26 KB, 443x652, 443:652, 830d3d93311508feaa79e5ef2a….jpg)
I'd remember Masao's little fact.
Lilly having a cock was a blemish in an otherwise great show, and I wish it didn't happen.
Only makes it better
I can accept it. Even if this a bit sad.
I agree. But friends accept their friends even with all problems they have.
I think we need some Poporon
File: 1560032766039.jpg (570.33 KB, 1559x1921, 1559:1921, 1c67169d1ee872b8b17b6405af….jpg)
It was fucking hilarious though and made the show.
What is the name of the cutie?
/r/ Help me, ERINNNNNNNN!! by COOL&CREATE
The tables have turned down here. I'm finally able to enjoy tea all day once again.
Yeah I couldn't stop laughing during that episode but that was entirely because of the anons that were unfortunate enough to claim Lilly was best girl.
Saucenao says it's an OC, artist is dobunezumi
/a/ help me, I've recently taken a liking to shredded jerky chew I'm concerned at this rate I'll tart using actual chew.
>I'm finally able to enjoy tea all day once again.
Exact same here. I only drink it occasionally normally, but once winter hits I'm averaging 6 cups a day.
> to claim Lilly was best girl.
She is the best girl… Even if she is a boy.
Thank you. I check danbooru and say same thing.
I didn't even know this was a thing, does it even taste good?
>shredded jerky chew
I didn't know this was a thing. Is this for kids so they can pretend to be doing the real thing, or is it a reasonable way of enjoying jerky?
What the fuck that looks disgusting. It's like dried vomit.
I'm wondering the same thing
Cranking up the homo pretty early this stream.
I thought it was some kind of tobacco stuff.
He is only best boy.
>How to eat jerky chew
>Originally introduced as a healthy alternative to the ubiquitous tobacco chaw seen in professional baseball games, jerky chew is finely shredded meat jerky. Vegetarian versions are also available as well as offerings that are low-sodium, grass fed, paleo-friendly and free of gluten, soy, protein or artificial preservatives.
>Often sold in the retro packaging of the 1950s, modern jerky chew is used as a natural snack – like chewing gum – or to combat nicotine habits and eating compulsions.
>However, jerky chews are tough, fibrous and frequently salty so they can’t be eaten like a typical snack.
>Jerky chew is not meant to be eaten like a food – it is meant to be chewed like gum.
>Open the tin or package and remove a pinch of the chew. Place it in your mouth and smear it on one side. Hold it between your gum or cheek – upper or lower – and let your saliva slowly release the flavor or gently chew it.
>Swallow or spit the broth flavor as it is released from the dried jerky. Your tolerance for swallowing jerky juice may depend on the salt content.
>After chewing jerky, brush and floss thoroughly – the dried fibers of jerky chew are tenacious and can get stuck between your teeth. Thoroughly rinse and swish your mouth with water to remove salt and brine.
Source: The Internet
Takoyaki takoyaki takoyaki takoyaki.
Best boy is the producer. And he is best character too.
A fellow little girl of refined tastes. Junko is cute in both mushroom-mode and long range mode.
So it's meat gum huh? I like the idea of that.
>long haired Junko
Why must you destroy something beautiful. Why can't you just appreciate the fluffy hair.
>I didn't even know this was a thing, does it even taste good?
It's a nice salted jerky flavor when driving. It's very pleasant when you're dehydrated or after working out.
Junko is Chris-chan if she hadn't been abducted into being a child sex slave. Just another reason why Junko is best girl.
Anyone else doing the /a/ sings?
If you try to chew it like gum, you'll have a bad time. Best to treat it like actual chew and just stick it between your teeth and lower lip.
Nah, this isn't the mid-2000s anymore. Stuff like /a/ sings will only attract enormous faggots because of le funny nerds singing weebsongs.
Too embarrassed. If I get the courage or drunk enough at a later point I might.
I did the gochiusa one. It was really difficult, but it turned out to be a lot of fun.
/r/ [Vipper] U ha www kworititakasu www kurinikku desuga nani ka by IOSYS
But I was always too scared to do it before and this is my chance to redeem myself.
It's hyper gay, but that's also why it's fun. The first and only one I did before this one was the /v/ sings Galo Sengen which turned out to be an ear destroying cacophony of screaming faggotry, but I don't regret it.
>Joe Hisaishi block
Happiness are finally close to us.
Not quite what you thought it was.
It needs to be a huge horse fact not a little one.
Whoa there buddy, settle down.
Cute boys need to have cute little benises.
A huge horse cock would have ruined it. But a little small cute one is entirely fine with me.
File: 1560034956516.jpg (1.01 MB, 1500x1007, 1500:1007, Konachan.com - 209037 samp….jpg)
Which rabbit would you order ?
File: 1560035040556.png (491.25 KB, 708x1000, 177:250, 17dd816a87bcfa027918ac50e8….png)
The lifetime-supply-of-peach-tea rabbit.
File: 1560035066163.png (290.75 KB, 1041x589, 1041:589, 91374be31a71b3beba773a1a55….png)
>Not ordering all three at once
There isn't a single one I dislike. I'd have a different one every day if I could.
I don't know yet, I'm still looking at the sample rabbits.
In this order: Syaro, Megu, Chino, Maya.
Of course, I would order Sharo.
How the fuck did Sharo's piss become a meme among the elves?
File: 1560035170876.png (717.69 KB, 860x1201, 860:1201, __kafuu_chino_and_tippy_go….png)
You're going to wreck your stomach. I'll have a Chino and maybe a Rize.
A cute boy with a giant dick is great in a similar way loli futa is great.
File: 1560035188697.jpg (1.02 MB, 1500x1046, 750:523, Konachan.com - 181645 samp….jpg)
One for each day of the week
I'm alive somehow. Not much to say other than I hope everyone's doing well. My biiru is cooling in the fridge. I've taken a break from, well, everything really. Not doing much other than playing old beat 'em ups to get 1cc's.
I want do lewd things with MYA-NEE!
I want to fuck Nao's face.
The one with the biggest tits!
Anons, you are my happy happy flenz.
You have read my mind.
Everyone one wants that.
I feel the same, anon. Now come over here so I can give you a kissu.
I didn't get served by any of them when I was in Akiba. Therefore I don't want any of em.
File: 1560035373954.jpg (908.48 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [Erai-raws] Watashi ni Ten….jpg)
File: 1560035387068.png (483.31 KB, 502x662, 251:331, 9640bb7a7a61067ded1edc9267….png)
Are you sure that's Noa there? Her eyes don't look right.
Come visit me for japanese halloween.
>My biiru is cooling in the fridge
Kanpai with me when it's nice and cool, flen.
We may be ded. But we died on our own terms.
Time for story time so I can slip into obscurity for the rest of the stream~
Better be dead than to withstand the burden of existence.
When I found out this song was about fucking I was kind surprised for a couple of days.
The only thing wrong with Wataten was that Koyori wasn't in every episode.
I love story time.
File: 1560035545067.png (96.95 KB, 363x320, 363:320, 21ef38358987c75a1537bba8a5….png)
I have some special story stuff ready for you, but wasn't expecting to post it until late.
>I'm alive somehow
Ain't that us all.
File: 1560035591374.jpg (Spoiler Image, 329.38 KB, 450x1366, 225:683, Tough_World_to_become_a_Pr….jpg)
>Constantly putting an extra 2 hours of unpaid work time in because Driller will shitcan me for not doing it
>Eventually Driller shoves HIS paperwork on top of mine and starts telling me to forge signatures on safety paperwork (of which there's like 30 pages a day)
If you don't forge the signiatures you get shitcanned. The oil fields are basically out away from society and are a super tight clique, they don't give a fuck about the law. They're above the law in most cases. Our toolpusher chased a cop off our rig when he came to arrest someone, and the cop complied even though he had the warrant with him.
>Situation continues to get worse
>Laying down casing
Basically after you drill and then proceed to pull out all 22,000 feet of that pipe you sent down, you put in a special permanent pipe for fracking operations, since we only drill the hole.
>They bring it up with the catwalk
>Somehow the kickers on the catwalk gets activated
>Casing proceeds to fling off the catwalk like a fucking lawn dart and lands maybe 50 feet away from me while I'm doing stuff with the racked casing on the ground
Keep in mind this casing weighs enough to cookie cutter your feet through steel toed boots despite having blunt tips
>No one died so they pulled the casing out and everyone pretended the incident didn't happen
>Couple other incidents not worth mentioning like almost falling through the 70 foot high flooring and being about two steps away from getting sent through a giant blender used to mix man-made mud
>Torpedo Boss agrees to paying me $18/hour to cut this shit out and come back to work for him on a more permanent basis during all this
>Come back to camp with a new tennis ball-sized bruise every night and covered from head to toe in mud/grease/etc. despite wearing coveralls over my clothing (this shit soaked through three layers of clothing including a rainproof jacket one day)
>Have two bad nights in a row where the driller fucking snapped on me, companyman took a shit on me, toolpusher fucking cursed me out/threw me in the mud a few times
>Get sent into the cellar a few times to clean
Basically the bottom of the walkable section of the hole, beneath the valves that keep shit from exploding if a burp comes up, where all the shit that leaks out ends up, all the piss from people pissing over the side of the rig, all the hydraulic oil that leaks out, etc.
>Watched a hydraulic hose break loose and come about a few inches from getting a hydraulic oil injection into my arm
If you get a hydraulic oil injection, it will rot your skin unless you drain it, which the only way a doctor can drain it is by literally fileting open your skin in the contacted area. So your choices are walking around with that appendage cut clean open for a month or having it cut off.
>Finally cement the hole so shit doesn't leak and fracking can move in at a later date
>During this whole process I find myself getting isolated and put on the REALLY shitty jobs a lot
>It's the last hole this company wanted so it's time for Rig Move
Rig move costs ~$500 Million USD. You take a piss and you cost the company thousands of dollars.
>Typically go 10-14 hours without being able to use a toilet because we're so busy/constantly moving and getting our ass chewed out if we don't meet deadlines
>Basically always dehydrated and never eat properly because it would mean getting your ass reamed for taking 5 minutes to shit
>Also means eat lunch the same time you shit when you do have like five minutes
>Other floorhand keeps throwing me under the bus
>Driller and Derrickhand (basically Drillers are like 1st lieutenants and Derrickhands are like Warrant Officers) constantly bitching me out/telling me shit I should have done that they never specified
>Also constantly getting yelled at because I'll be asking how to proceed while the other guy has already ran in to do something and is bitching you out for not running in immediately to help him (but bitching you out if you try to help)
>No communication skills at all, get yelled at if you ask to confirm what someone just said, get yelled at even worse if you don't get their orders done to a T from the first time they say something
Keep in mind most of the rig (especially the areas I work in) are loud enough to cause tinnitus after a few months of not wearing ear protection.
/r/ing some more contemporary Reol.
File: 1560035609720.jpg (Spoiler Image, 337.85 KB, 450x1348, 225:674, Tough_world_to_become_a_Pr….jpg)
>Rig move finally
>I'll just go back to camp, get some sleep, try to work through these next 5-6 days and-
>Toolpusher: "Surprise, motherfuckers! You get to disconnect and clean up the entire camp and move it to the new location tonight after you just worked your 14 hour shift that you only get paid 12.5 hours of!"
>Driller: "Also even though you're going to work an 18 hour shift and it's noon, I still expect you back on time at 5PM tonight. Oh and you're only getting paid for 15 hours."
>Torpedo Boss already agreed to raise
>Going to have 6 more days of these 18 hour shifts for rig move
>And halfway inbetween they're going to swap me from overnights to days when they cut power to most of the facility, and during that switch I'll have to work 24 hours straight without breaks
And of course I'll only get paid for 20 of those 24 hours.
>"Pusher, I can't be a Roughneck. This is too much for me."
>Pusher: "Wh-huh? But you're one of our better new hires. The Driller says you're doing an excellent job. Sleep it over. I won't hear no until you've slept your 4 hours or so before you have to get up to get ready for work."
>Get my ass reamed by the driller and derrickhand for wanting to quit
>Driller is having an "OH SHIT" moment because it means he has to basically shift a row of tasks down one rung on the seniority chart and he'll have the Pusher out there working too/yelling at HIM for his fuckups (A Toolpusher using my above example is like a Major)
>Everyone trying to convince me to stay and that "you might not be ready now but you will never be ready!" nonsense
>Spit back a "I don't want excuses, I want results" insult the Driller likes to use in regards to my inability to do the job
>Sleep it over because I wouldn't want to have to drive that 6 hour drive back home after having done hard labor for 18 hours prior and having been up for 20 hours straight
>Lolnope, still can't even ass myself to stay one more day, let alone 6
>Tell Pusher, he basically tells me I'm fucking him and to get my shit and get the fuck off his rig
>Half expecting to have my truck fucked up or to be beaten to a pulp at any moment during this time while packing my shit up
>Driving down the miles of dirt road back to a highway
>The Superintendent I met last hitch calls me up (if a toolpusher owns one rig, he owns five rigs/is the Toolpusher's boss)
>Tries to negotiate with me to leave on "good terms" if I throw my crew under the bus and reveal something since he hates our pusher
>For as much of a dick as my pusher was, him and like two other guys are the only ones I respected from my crew and I wouldn't throw them under the bus
>Tell Superintendent I simply wasn't fit for the job (wanted to tell him to get fucked) and that I was sorry for fucking over my crew but I couldn't do it for 6 more days
>Superintendent: "Well that's fine. We're going to "whitelist" your name (can't call it a blacklist because that's illegal), you're barred from working for us forever."
>Superintendent: "Good luck ever getting a job in the oilfields again. For any company."
>Told him I was aware that my actions had consequences, to have a nice day, and hung up/played a mix of Aria and Nujabes to heal on my ride home
Allegedly my crew I was on is what they call a "seed crew" where the turnover rate is even higher than average, but the people who do survive long enough to get their permanent hard hats tend to be easily moved to other rigs where they integrate quickly/get the job done on those other rigs. I basically turned down a doctor's salary and 6 months off out of the year because I was tired of hurting to the point where I could barely ass myself to take a shower (and getting in bed hurt) every night when I went to sleep/every morning when I woke up. You have to take a shower on those rigs though… The chems you work with cause your body to break out in rashes and puss pockets like some sort of STD.
I cried a lot when I was leaving, not gonna lie. Maybe it was Stockholm syndrome, but while I hated a few of their guts, most of them were good people and I didn't want to fuck them over like that. I basically threw a potential career path down the drain because I was physically dying.
Being dead is in the contract of life.
Ehhhh? I somehow forgot the first half.
I'm permanently banned from working for that company (and by proxy half the oil industry because they don't care if blacklisting is illegal). I'm covered in bruises, I almost picked up a foot fungus, and I almost died 7 times while I was out there, so I don't consider it much of a loss. The Torpedo job gave me a raise to $18/hour, so it's not like I have nothing to work off of right now.
>Heading back to camp after getting BNC exception in the Safeways parking lot
>Fell asleep at the wheel on a 75mph highway (that's basically 120kmh for you uncivilized folk)
>Crashed into a mile marker, spun out, crashed into a second mile marker, spun out into a ditch on some guy's farm
>Second mile marker was on the opposite side of the road of a busy trucking highway
>Somehow truck is in working condition other than a busted headlight and a fucked up wheel well
>Guardian Angel working overtime to protect me out there
>Wired half the afternoon when I'm supposed to be sleeping for overnight shifts
>Finally get like 4ish hours of sleep (probably less)
>Hitting lots of caverns that AREN'T filled with gas pockets so we have to make shit tons of mud up since it keeps seeping into said caverns
>End up throwing about 80,000lbs worth of baroid 41 (mud heavying agent- the main ingredient in drilling mud)
>Wheezing, dying, ask if I can have just a minute to sit down and catch my breath
>"ANON, DON'T BE A FUCKING PUSSY! ARE YOU A ROUGHNECK OR A FUCKING FLUFFNECK!?"
R1g-sp33k for anons lost: So basically when you drill 22,000 feet into the ground (just short of 7km), you run into either gas pockets or empty caverns. And you have to circulate mud into the ground to keep pressure on these holes otherwise bad shit happens. Think of the drill as a mill bit and the mud as your coolant/lubricant but also as filler agent. If you don't circulate mud at just the right weight, a giant pocket of deadly explosive gas comes to the surface and either suffocates everyone or explodes and takes out an area the size of Hiroshima in a giant fire bomb.
>Somehow get through the night
>Vomited repeatedly that night from sheer exhaustion, at least once in front of the guy calling me a fluffneck
>Have to do something or another the next night
>Go above and beyond while doing my portion
>Driller: "Well did you do this?"
>"Uh, no, you didn't specify-"
>Driller: "I don't want fucking excuses, I want results! X and Y could have done this and 10x more in the fucking time you wasted!"
>Continue to die and get yelled at about every 30 seconds (not even joking on the 30 seconds part)
>Other floorhand hates my guts because he's a brown-nosing retard and knows I'm not like that
>Constantly giving me the hard tasks/physical labor tasks but don't care
I ain't dead, ain't no rest for the driven.
Saving my drinks for a while too anon.
Proper reading order. Too drunk to undo my fuckup.
File: 1560036185307.jpg (319.11 KB, 850x1266, 425:633, abe4c78f6f5ad886e731cfec6d….jpg)
Since I ran out of fables I felt like transcribing, I looked around for something comfy and fitting. Here's a story published from 1887. It's part of a collection of stories that were translated and then released on a type of paper called crepe paper. So here we go.
This is the story of the Silly Jellyfish. May it please anon and bring great comfort.
I'm sorry to hear about that Pisu-chan, but I'm glad you got out while you could. Even if you don't like being a part of the Torpedos-of-Peace program, I hope it's a little less soul/body-crushing than rigging. Especially with that raise.
There's no sense in gaining the riches of the world if you lose your soul in the process. You did the right thing.
Welcome home, anon.
Jesus Christ mate. I'm glad you're out of that bullshit job and I'm really, really, fucking happy to hear you're alive.
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡° EIRIN
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)o彡° EIRIN
Once upon a time, the King of the Dragons, who had till then lived as a bachelor, took it into his head to get married. His bride was a young Dragonette just sixteen years old, – lovely enough, in very sooth, to become the wife of a King. Great were the rejoicings on the occasion. The Fishes, both great and small, came to pay their respects, and to offer gifts to the newly wedded pair; and for some days all was feasting and merriment.
But alas! Even Dragons have their trials. Before a month had passed, the young Dragon Queen fell ill. The doctors dosed her with every medicine that was known to them, but all to no purpose. At last they shook their heads, declaring that there was nothing to be done.
File: 1560036324193.png (203.89 KB, 502x374, 251:187, 903544cba92490eaa4680b0441….png)
At least the pay is good, right?
File: 1560036332253.jpg (42.68 KB, 600x441, 200:147, 7c3ae8af14bcdb05348ac7d715….jpg)
You've been through some rough shit Peace. Hopefully your next job does not have you exhaustively dodge death all the time. Best of luck.
Well it's good you're back to making cute torpedos. I hope you learnt a good lesson about hard work. And by that I mean by how pointless it is. Take it easy~
The illness must take its course, and she would probably die. But the sick Queen said to her husband: “I know of something that will cure me. Only fetch me a live Monkey’s liver to eat, and I shall get well at once.” – “A live Monkey’s liver!” exclaimed the King. “What are you thinking of, my dear! Why! You forget that we Dragons live in the sea, while Monkeys live far away from here, among the forest-trees on land. A Monkey’s liver! Why! Darling, you must be mad.”
Hereupon the young Dragon Queen burst into tears: “I only ask you for one small thing,” whimpered she, “and you won’t get it for me. I always thought you didn’t really love me. Oh! I wish I had staid at home with my own m-m-m-mama and my own papa-a-a-a!” Here her voice choked with sobs, and she could say no more.
God damn, I don't ride my lackeys that hard.
Hes back to making things I'd like to abscond with.
No. This is another with big oppai.
Well, of course the Dragon King did not like to have it thought that he was unkind to his beautiful young wife. So he sent for his trusty servant the Jelly-Fish, and he said: “It is rather a difficult job; but what I want you to try to do is to swim across to the land, and persuade a live Monkey to come here with you. In order to make the Monkey willing to come, you can tell him how much nicer everything is here in Dragon-Land than away where he lives. But what I really want him for is to cut out his liver, and use it as medicine for your young Mistress, who, as you know, is dangerously ill.”
So the Jelly-Fish went off on his strange errand. In those days, he was just like any other fish, with eyes, and fins, and a tail. He even had little feet, which made him able to walk on the land as well as to swim in the water. It did not take him many hours to swim across to the country where the Monkeys lived; and fortunately there just happened to be a fine Monkey skipping about among the branches of the trees near the place where the Jelly-Fish landed.
So the Jelly-Fish said: “Mr. Monkey! I have come to tell you of a country far more beautiful than this. It lies beyond the waves, and is called Dragon-Land. There is pleasant weather there all the year round, there is always plenty of ripe fruit on the trees, and there are none of those mischievous creatures called Men. If you will come with me, I will take you there. Just get on my back.”
The Monkey thought it would be fun to see a new country. So he leapt on to the Jelly-Fish’s back, and off they started across the water. But when they had gone half-way, he began to fear that perhaps there might be some hidden danger. It seemed so off to be fetched suddenly in that way by a stranger. So he said to the Jelly-Fish: “What made you think of coming for me!” The Jelly-Fish answered: “My Master, the King of Dragons, wants you in order to cut out your liver, and give it as medicine to his wife, the Queen who is sick.”
>file too big to upload
Whats the file size limit again?
/r/Chained Lady https://files.catbox.moe/ifx3zp.flac
“Oh! That’s your little game, is it!” thought the Monkey. But he kept his thoughts to himself, and only said: “Nothing could please me better than to be of service to Their Majesties. But it so happens that I left my liver hanging to a branch of that big chestnut-tree, which you found me skipping about on. A liver is a thing that weighs a good deal. So I generally take it out, and play about without it during the day-time. We must go back for it.”
The Jelly-Fish agreed that there was nothing else to be done under the circumstances. For, –silly creature that he was, – he did not see that the Monkey was telling a story in order to avoid getting killed, and having his liver used as medicine for the fanciful young Dragon Queen.
When they reached the shore of Monkey-Land again, the monkey bounded off the Jelly-Fish’s back, and up to the topmost branch of the chestnut-tree in less than no time. Then he said: “I do not see my liver here. Perhaps somebody has taken it away. But I will look for it. You, meantime, had better go back and tell your Master what has happened. He might be anxious about you, if you did not get home before dark.”
If only we were all as honest and brave as this Japanese jellyfish with legs.
Just sounds like a shitty and dangerous job no matter the pay. I'm just glad you're back in one peace.
So the Jelly-Fish started off a second time; and when he got home, he told the Dragon King everything just as it had happened. But the King flew into a passion with him for his stupidity, and hallooed to his officers, saying: “Away with this fellow! Take him, and beat him to a jelly! Don’t let a single bone remain unbroken in his body!” So the officers seized him, and beat him, as the Kind had commanded. That is the reason why, to this very day, Jelly-Fishes have no bones, but are just nothing more than a mass of pulp.
As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.
>65MB for a 5 minute ~1600kbps FLAC
What the actual fugg
Wonderful. You're a damn good anon.
On my end about jobs, this is what I just received:
>Thank you very much for your interest in a career at Intel! We have received your direct submission or referral for the following position:
>There were several applications submitted for this position, and after careful review, unfortunately, we have
decided to pursue a different candidate whose experience and skills more closely meet the needs of this particular role.
>Competition for jobs at Intel is always strong and we often have to make difficult choices between many high-caliber candidates.
>Now that we have your information in our database, we will definitely reach out again with future openings for which you qualify.
>We hope you will keep us in mind, too, and apply again in the future.
Thank you very much for considering a career at Intel. We know there are lots of companies out there to choose from and we greatly
appreciate your interest.
>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.
I love a happy ending.
Would you perhaps have the Aomori-style version of the Lion King tale? The one with one pimpin' king who has two women who adore him and there's some pretty deep hatred between the Lion King and everyone he hits with his pimp cane?
I ask because there's a statue in Hirosaki dedicated to him.
>The Old Man who made the Dead Trees Blossom
File: 1560036853748.jpg (742.44 KB, 1500x1024, 375:256, Konachan.com - 238942 samp….jpg)
Sounds like this job just isn't worthwhile at all. You're already grouped up with mentally weak people who are constantly being driven to the brink. I don't see the difference between this and slave labor. Reality is not worth it.
>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.
I do not, but I can look for it sometime.
It sounds like the kind of work that Romans would have slaves do in the mines. Unsurprisingly the
mortality turnover rate of these slaves was quite high.
>As for the Dragon Queen, when she found she could not have the Monkey’s liver, why! She made up her mind that the only thing to do was to get well without it.
What an important quest.
Have you chaired 10 different superfluous clubs/organizations/diversity committees and or graduated from Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Berkley? No? Fuck off.
Did Studio TRAM make more Moe Jazz albums?
Flac is the biggest joke.
All this talk of jobs is only reaffirming my belief that if you work you die.
Reminder that physical death is merely one variant of death that a human can experience.
Does this mean we can't call him peace anymore?
I'm glad you're safe and got a raise with your old job. Maybe things might've worked better if you weren't put on a seed crew, but there's no real use in questioning what could have been. Take it easy with us. You made the right decision in leaving when you did and on your terms.
My life as a codemonkey begins in 6 months. It's my final summer as a semi-NEET.
Fitting song for these terrifying discussions of employment.
File: 1560037382584.png (Spoiler Image, 361.33 KB, 620x387, 620:387, 1449975568863.png)
**I only ever want to visit Japan during the late-August early-September period. It seems to be bereft of tourists, comparatively speaking. It's also extremely comfy and lush. Give or take earthquakes and typhoons.
That and I only ever want to meet /a/nons when about half a bottle of whisky into the day, a six-pack of tall beer in a bag, and about to climb some mountain. Ibukiyama soon, brothers.**
I have no idea why those spoilers didn't work other than my incompetence.
I obviously need to drink more.
Turnover rate is 80% among floorhands. As you move up, your position becomes less physical, with drillers sitting in a building pushing buttons all day, but when there isn't an oil boom, it takes roughly a decade to become a driller. A year to become a motorman where the physical labor starts to relax, but in my crew it would have taken about two years to reach motorman because all the other floorhands had more experience.
The slave labor aspect isn't far from the truth. There's a reason on offshore rigs Americans/Canadians/etc. aren't allowed to work on them unless they're the driller or the toolpusher (allegedly even Mexicans cost too much so they hire strictly Vietnamese/Chinese people and Norks when they can get away with it depending on which country it's offshore for).
That's probably my fate too soon enough. Stick around and let me know what it's like some other r/a/dio.
You can't spoiler across multiple lines, baka. Actually you might be able to with the classic [spoiler] tag.
Go read the manga. It's far superior to the anime. Tanabe is actually a fully-fleshed character. So is everyone else. There's even a Colonel Sanders joke somewhere in there.
I think it was because of your enter. I thought the exact same thing, nice evening, anon.
Thanks for the story, anon.
You can't make me get a job.
That was my reaction, but I remember one anon mentioning a fondness for stories where animals got their attributes and I'd never read one about Jellyfish before. So I figured I'd transcribe it.
Japanese Halloween is great. Very festive with lots of alcohol. There is a beauty in the early winter.
File: 1560037726445.jpg (332.63 KB, 1024x1651, 1024:1651, __original_drawn_by_byeont….jpg)
That's the spirit, Anon. Fight the good fight. We can bring about the NEET uprising.
>tfw was in Hokkaido last Halloween
>tfw remember watching the TV as they showed trash piles as tall as people at the various street lights in Tokyo
The Japanese seem to really hate Halloween, at least the older generations from what I read. Lots of filthy gaijin in Tokyo for Halloween as well.
>That and I only ever want to meet /a/nons when about half a bottle of whisky into the day, a six-pack of tall beer in a bag, and about to climb some mountain.
Alcohol's a bitch. I have all these elaborate plans of what I want to do, but once I get sober all of that ambition disappears.
File: 1560037809134.jpg (325.96 KB, 1641x2048, 1641:2048, b9ffaf1ca5c752233daf1d342a….jpg)
I can't. But the possibility or going homeless has a better chance.
From what I've heard, there are two general paths in a CS career. There's the path for the hyper-specialized super coders where they end up coding their entire lives, and then there's those who have some modicum of social skill who get promoted to management positions. I'm planning on going full charisma because I'd rather tell people what to do and get paid more. Hopefully it works out.
I had to quit being a NEET 7 months ago but now I work 16 hours per week and it's ok so far
16 hours a week sounds easy. That's barely more than 2 hours a day.
>The Japanese seem to really hate Halloween
I guess that joke in Joshiraku about Halloween being un-Japanese wasn't just a joke after all.
I never wanted to be a programmer. I actually took an engineering course first but I dropped out like a faggot because I hated it and started a CS course because I thought it'd be better. Needless to say I was very wrong. Now I hate programming and the corporate environment around it seems disgusting. I wish I had stuck to engineering.
I'd let anon pitch a tent in my yard.
Yes, but don't shit on an anon who just started.
Its the various anime folk who tend to throw giant streetwide parties that last until dawn on the first, they managed to get shibuya shut down one year to dress up and drink.
>I guess that joke in Joshiraku about Halloween being un-Japanese wasn't just a joke after all.
The secret about Joshiraku is that nothing in it is really 100% a joke.
Anon has just started. It's not like he's become used to the idea of a 60 hour work week because it's required to keep up with production.
File: 1560038100886.jpg (103.09 KB, 993x525, 331:175, 7b5d574e646a468d35a1695c4e….jpg)
The network side of IT world is better.
Or you can study your ass off in engineering and end in the "tell people what to do" position even if charisma is your dump stat.
That requires either an INT of 20 or CON/WIS scores of at least 16 to scrape by.
t. Did 2 years of Engineering before saying fuck it and becoming a technician.
We haven't even really begun.
HERE WE GO
GOOD TO GO
I figured as much. I was actually studying network engineering. I suppose I could be semi-NEET for a little while longer or get a part-time job while I take a CCNA course.
I work 5 day a week so it's more like 3 hours and a half per day.
I don't plan on working more, I'm a private teacher, the pay is great and it's enough for me to live.
CCNA can be obtained in a year and has little to do with engineering side of things. Do it through your CC and you can throw in your CompTIA+ and a few other certs while getting a "degree" out of it.
We had an actual corporation decide the best team out of 140 students or so based on their preferences. It was complete bullshit and basically admitted during the election that they wanted to use the technology of one of the teams. The team that won got handed a big fat check of 10 000 bucks or so. The criteria that mattered wasn't how well we did, but only how interesting they found the technology itself, which already meant that most teams had no chance of winning since they weren't interested in what we were doing in the first place.
A few years ago, I was about to finish a humanities degree, and realized how fucked I'd be if I didn't do STEM. I did CS because I knew it was a safe choice job-market-wise and it took fewer credits than any engineering degree. I thought I was too stupid to do something more interesting. Maybe I was, I dunno. Just gotta make the best of it now.
File: 1560038471932.gif (911.2 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 2fbb38acc99bb8fe4f7b065a5a….gif)
File: 1560038472086.gif (211.15 KB, 500x667, 500:667, fceac0133a756e04c33e79febc….gif)
The secret is that everyone starts getting more and more tired the more progress you make, so you can get by with less and less effort in the later courses. You've just got to punch-through the first two years super hard and let inertia drive you to the end goal.
File: 1560038475388.jpg (234.15 KB, 642x900, 107:150, __kaga_kantai_collection_d….jpg)
It's sake for me tonight, out of a mug. I need to buy the proper drinkware sometime.
>Just gotta make the best of it now
Amen, Satan. That's what it all comes down to in the end.
tfw my german has degraded to the point this isn't making much sense to me
>tfw my french has degraded to the point this makes no sense at all for me
I forgot to mention that we spent half an year working on it.
Ich kann ein bischen Deutsch. Möchtest du mit mich sprechen?
>tfw I used to know a bit of German but it all got overwritten once I started learning Japanese
>tfw did a CS degree in college only to end up into computer engineering
I'm currently in a coop where all I do is powershell scripts and assist in some cyber security ops. Very little code and the pay is ok for now.
I bring these. /r/ this ShinRa.
I enjoy dressing up.
Six years ago I did a degree because in my chosen career, any type of degree is required to advance beyond a certain point in order to get a decent salary and decent job stability.
I really could have done anything, since all that matters is having a piece of paper. It's gotten so much momentum that there's even in-industry jokes about just getting a degree in underwater basket weaving since it's easy and cheap.
I chose STEM, mostly to challenge myself. I didn't gain much from it, other than giving me an amazing hatred of scientists and academians. That, and I learned more calculus than I'd ever wished to know, and promptly drank that knowledge away.
Today the piece of paper I got raises eyebrows and people look up to me for whatever reason. I laugh at them. People look askew at me when I tell them that being intelligent is not synonymous with being smart.
Remember that you don't have to work in the same field that you got a degree in.
File: 1560038833148.jpg (19.97 KB, 442x402, 221:201, de68fc2d96757d67016dca763c….jpg)
>He now puts in Love Live without having to be told.
We trained him well, boys.
File: 1560038899856.jpg (85.64 KB, 867x831, 289:277, __kobayashi_kobayashi_san_….jpg)
Nein mein Kameraden. Ich sprechen russ.
It was beaten out of me.
KFist has been with us longer than basically any of the regular streamers.
Reimufag, sorry I couldn't translate that stuff for you, I got mugged on Monday so I didn't have a chance to contact you up until now.
>tfw took 4 years of German and 4 years of French and all I got from it was the ability to speak German when trying to speak French, and the ability to speak French when trying to speak German
Yeah, and if you were around back then, you'd know he's a filthy Producer and used to never play Love Live.
I like that book.
CompTIA+ is a bit low degree (in my case would be excellent) but is a good beginning.
File: 1560039051637.jpg (150.77 KB, 884x1200, 221:300, __blonde_girl_original_dra….jpg)
>I got mugged
Bang boom crash why don't you own a gun yet?
Probably a third worlder. Easy enough to get something though.
Damn. I'm sorry, anon.
I grew up bilingual, learned a third language in high school, learned a fourth in college, learned Japanese in my free time, and I speak English like a fucking tard. I think it's because my brain is saturated with vocabulary.
Damn son, someone made custom grips for a fucking steyr.
As a yurofag the idea of only knowing a single language is kind of weird since I've known English ever since playing video games as a 10 year old. How do people who only know one language view foreign languages?
Now you and Reimufag have another thing in common.
Because of Stalinist-tier gun laws in my country.
>Easy enough to get something though.
If your brown, not my case.
If I'm able to get a bersa when in argie land, methinks there be work to do.
I grew up with German and got English beat into me. Odd looking back.
A guy I know said he was going to learn Korean and I laughed at him harder than was explainable.
What country? Chances are that proper police forces is the proper answer depending of how south you live.
But Reimufag used to live in dangerous zone.
File: 1560039409990.jpg (88.36 KB, 859x768, 859:768, 235b5ae2a7f80dd4a516b5caa8….jpg)
>How do people who only know one language view foreign languages?
Funnily enough, it seems both burgers and nips see the world in a "me/weird foreigners" sort of way. And how different the end result is.
Weaponize the tranny and have it guard you.
Wow you too? What is with faggots wanting to learn gook all of a sudden? Do they actually think worst Korea is a nice place to live or something?
If anonymous imageboards were in my native language I would've definitely stayed monolingual. english seems to be somewhat of an internet lingua franca.
I want to bonk the bonklers.
Kudos, since you're a foreigner our judges will go easy on you. They always do.
Argentina, and I pretty sure the guy who mugged me was a cop.
A lot of trannies do the mugging here too.
Something due to it being asian hollywood.
If they knew what I did with it, I fucking doubt that.
For looks everyone beyond the hometown in both cases are weird foreigners. I would how much hard is get trust from nips from the countryside.
It's interesting that it is. Europe and Americas all use English when they interact over the internet. Perhaps because American education can't teach anybody how to fluently speak a foreign language.
MASTURBATE TO CARTOONS
Shame that English is such a shit language.
I think most of them just want gook pussy.
File: 1560039668959.jpg (746.14 KB, 2500x2516, 625:629, 63c9b486bc1fe0c4145a21ba50….jpg)
File: 1560039716638.jpg (74.74 KB, 565x611, 565:611, b8a358aba639f4a671f97e11df….jpg)
>Shame that English is such a shit language.
Maybe for be a shit language that works so well.
File: 1560039757990.png (869.29 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, [HT] Hidamari Sketch x Hon….png)
MASTURBATE TO FEET
I am surprised. How do you feel about the peso real?
The burger education system ruined language learning for me, ever since middle school foreign languages have always appeared as strange black boxes to which the inner workings were impossible to learn, much less master.
File: 1560039790315.png (726.37 KB, 1168x826, 584:413, __kama_fate_grand_order_an….png)
I don't know if anon would like that.
I want a strawberry.
File: 1560039913676.png (Spoiler Image, 2.01 MB, 1680x1200, 7:5, 92a84cea04d438b5ffa7a999f3….png)
>How do you feel about the peso real?
What do you mean by that?
File: 1560039924604.jpg (1.9 MB, 2000x2845, 400:569, 8d5fc553407e034f0b88d8f061….jpg)
>How do you feel about the peso real?
Not that guy but would like a drunk drug dealer bring his home a addict hooker.
Merger of huehue and white money.
Good thing, it wouldn't be such a nice place without you
I think it's pretty much the same as how you view any languages you don't know. I guess there's more of an attitude of defeatism, "that's a foreign language so I can never hope to understand it." When English is your first language there's much less incentive to learn other languages which also makes it harder to feel motivated.
I studied two languages in school and have almost completely forgotten both of them. The way they teach languages here is less than ideal too. There's too much focus on "useful phrases" and not enough explanation of the fundamental grammar and logic of the language.
I've been far more successful learning Japanese by starting from the grammar in Tae Kim and building vocabulary on top of that. It feels more like studying a programming lanugage than an inscrutable set of phrases.
In my case it might've just been really easy because English was an partially Germanic language I used often. I still didn't manage to learn German even if I had it in school, so it's not an exclusively American problem. Languages are just hard if you don't use them on a daily basis.
Oh. I'm so sorry but your retarded monkey government is talking to Bolsonaro about establishing a common currency between the two nations.
I don't understand that analogy because I'm not a nigger.
While true, it is also a useful self affirmation
File: 1560040158051.png (412.87 KB, 640x534, 320:267, 2ea1bce2197774b5274dd86361….png)
Glad you could make it anon. Take it easy with us!
>I've been far more successful learning Japanese by starting from the grammar in Tae Kim and building vocabulary on top of that. It feels more like studying a programming lanugage than an inscrutable set of phrases.
I've always learned languages by using a mix of the "toddler approach" and the "make it all olde English" approach. I don't remember much of any of them, but I could pick up Spanish, German, or Russian to a beginner level again in roughly three months of refresher courses. Japanese would be a little more difficult.
>I don't understand that analogy because I'm not a nigger.
Before do a common currency, both government need to learned to stop to print money.
This is the start of the weird shit block. I hope you enjoy it. I'm gonna chug some whisky and energy drink until my soul starts warping through the walls.
Japan's weird, man.
This is the first time I've been able to properly participate in a r/a/dio thread in a couple of months and it's really nice to be back.
You're all the best flens I could wish for.
I like it so far.
When do we get Suika so I can go all-out with my Jäger?
You're an absolute bestest flen too, anon.
Funny you should ask. Soon. You can start drinking if you want.
Oh, I haven't been up to date with the news these days, just read it now on (((infobae))).
It would be quite the detriment for Brazil since our money is near to worthless and deep in the pockets of the (((IMF))).
The inflation here is almost as bad as Venezuela's for fuck's sake, and they're much worth off socially and politically speaking so it's understandable.
Weird but amazing.
I already like what I'm hearing.
I'M GOING TO DRINK A LOT OF ALCOHOL AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
>There's too much focus on "useful phrases" and not enough explanation of the fundamental grammar and logic of the language.
I don't think that's it. My experience as a yuropoor is that English gets taught with a "learn to speak very functional language" attitude while the second language (German/French in my case) tends to be a complete joke. There's plenty of focus on the grammar and rules of both, but the real key to learning any language I think is in actually using it. Language is fundamentally an evolutionary tool that lets you communicate with other people, and if you never get a chance to communicate with them it shrivels and falls off like any other evolutionary feature. You need an evolutionary (survival) impetus to learn a language or your brain just considers it a waste of time and storage space.
This music makes me want to cuddle an AI loli.
We go through this every time and you get seriously ill every time, ojisan. Learn to cut back a little.
>wanted a lazy way to mass produce donburi
>throw a bunch of chicken in a slow cooker with soy sauce, dashi, mirin, and sugar
>it's actually good
>been eating it with rice every day
I recommend it to all who want protein and to take it easy at the same time.
Be careful, anon.
*much worse off
I know women like that, who'd go to your house for the promise of one line of coke. Believe me, you don't wanna associate with that kind of people.
I took French, and the basic idea for the course was to teach tiny granular rules of grammar. How to conjugate verbs in different tenses, etc… There was very little in the way of interacting with the language in any meaningful way besides a few larger reading projects. I ended up seeing the language as, "English, but adjectives go in front and conjugating is a bitch".
Venezuela's inflation was 130 060% in 2018, meanwhile it's 47% in Argentina, which is still bad
I don't think it necessarily gets forgotten so much as "stored in the back filing cabinet that's never accessed."
Throw any individual who studied a foreign language for a length of time into the country in question for a month or two, and they'd probably start remembering things extremely quickly.
don't warp too far anon
File: 1560040569484.jpg (281.92 KB, 600x835, 120:167, 26d1c50545807bed7fa71fe00d….jpg)
Don't stop until Kemono Friends get good again.
MGR is best Cookie and nothing you can say will ever convince me otherwise.
I hate people who teach the language this way. When I learned Spanish my teacher made us read children's stories, listen to music, eat the food, etc. Within 9 months I was passing the "two year literacy" tests with an 85%.
I haven't had anything to drink for 6 weeks. My liver has had enough of a break. No room for slackers in my body.
I never had see coke in my life anon. And women was nearly same level as coke. And I don't have tried both.
Ah right, cheers. I laughed pretty hard when I heard they had been thinking of doing this.
I'm seriously worried about you guys.
Why Kaosu is so sexy?
File: 1560040715247.gif (Spoiler Image, 174.58 KB, 387x524, 387:524, atama waruwaru~.gif)
Remembering is just a more convenient version of learning for the first time. That's my point. You need to actually have a reason to speak a language (IE use it regularly) if you want to retain it.
NYN is GOD
Because she was born to be bullied
But anon I don't like the taste of coffee
Pulled pork on rice is great.
Nice knowing you.
>Don't stop until Kemono Friends get good again.
The trick is to find Kemono Friends in your daily nature hikes, anon.
>Exploring nature behind my house again yesterday
>See the back end of what appears to be a large cat
>Panic a little and search surroundings thinking it's a mountain lion cub and mama mountain lion is gonna eat me
>Realization hits me that the tail was far too short and the spotting isn't anything like a mountain lion cub
>Round the corner of the flash flood bank to see what's up
>Bobcat-san has graced me with her presence with a small rabbit in her mouth
>Bobcat-san is super, super fucking rare to spot in this particular neck of woods
>Like there's only two or three bobcat friends in the entire area and they're extremely skittish around people
>Admire her fur for a few moments as she stares at me until she decides to saunter off with her meal
>Didn't even get a chance to take a picture
It really made my day being able to see her. She was basically hunted to almost extinction around here several years ago, so the fact that I could see a bobcat "naturally" in the wild made me super fucking sugoi.
What about gween tea?
File: 1560040799429.png (42.73 KB, 202x271, 202:271, 507de3fec2cd8bb30029b3c62f….png)
>I don't think that's it. My experience as a yuropoor is that English gets taught with a "learn to speak very functional language" attitude while the second language (German/French in my case) tends to be a complete joke.
I also think a lot have to do with the fact that English is learned much earlier than other foreign languages. In my country we started learning English in third grade, and only learned languages besides that in 7th grade, that combined with the fact that unless you somehow with work people in those countries, you probably never learn it properly. Languages are just hard unless you use them often, I don't think there is anything exceptional about the European way of learning languages.
File: 1560040809221.jpg (152.57 KB, 850x638, 425:319, __beerko_and_motoori_kosuz….jpg)
Kanpai anon. I probably wont drink much but will raise my glass to you.
You've probably just had the shit not coffee coffee.
I also like 誰？
I just want to do soft lewd bully to her.
Are you a woman?
Drink coffee and suck it up.
Time to hit the recaf.
*Almost as bad considering the fact that the former's on the brink of civil war
I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.
This is not nearly the worst economic blow the country's had, and the people here are like cockroaches, they'll survive.
Your liver will not enjoy life for the next bit, please do not make your liver work while you take it easy. It is not fair.
Just add as much milk and sugar as you have to. I just started drinking coffee a month ago and it's so useful, it's like a burst of energy on command.
I'd kind of agree, but "remembering" is clearly different than learning for the first time. I might forget a Spanish phrase and no know what the fuck I want to say, but if I was speaking with my buddy from Spain in Spanish on a daily basis again, I'd probably remember it within a couple minutes without even having to look it up (or at most I'd need to look it up once to remember it for the immediate future).
I drank it anyway because I liked the feel of it. That feel eventually stops and then you're just addicted to the caffeine.
File: 1560040922769.jpg (75.35 KB, 566x800, 283:400, __aqua_kono_subarashii_sek….jpg)
>I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.
Give Anon a break, we're probably collectively 80% alcohol by this point.
>He doesn't like black bitter coffee
Friendly reminder that many cultures would feed their children black coffee to teach them how to not make a face when eating something they didn't like.
Don't be that way. Most people's Jap is bad, but you don't see any bullying about it here.
Learn to drink it black, you'll be better off for it. Ingesting that much sugar in your drinks isn't good for you.
Also the energy goes away if you don't have something else to eat during the day.
I will drink unwise amounts of gween tea with you in solidarity.
You need to learn how to coffee. Boil that shit in a pot, throw some eggshells and cold water on it and dip a cup innit.
Its nice you saw one, though they're a pest in my area. Nothing like catching the fat fuck eating a chicken.
It's a shitty feeling having to rapidly scroll through 360 interesting posts I would have liked to read because I was late. Arent' these starting earlier lately?
Also, I have an important question for you anons:
>recently rediscovering the joys of vidya
>among those games I've been trying is Honey Select
>set out to make the perfect girl
>after hours of customization finally finish
>she looks like someone but I can't put my finger on it
>after a few days realize it's Haruka from Minami-ke
Does that mean she's my waifu?
>Nothing like catching the fat fuck eating a chicken.
I'm sorry you live in Utah and/or Minnesota anon.
>I don't mean to be rude, but by GOD your English is bad. I can barely understand what you're saying.
I know. I am trying to improve this for 6 years an falling.
I am with milk coalition.
/r/ing that /hgg/ comedy webm about Honey Select.
It means she's got the body for you, but would you spend the rest of your life with her? Waifuing a girl isn't something you do willy-nilly, you have to be genuinely in love with her. Reread the manga and see if she really is the one.
>search for more cute べ～ pictures like this on danbooru
>everything is lewd
The waifu comes from the soul not from dick.
That's what I meant. You never get the big picture view of how all the grammar rules fit together. You're just learning a few random small rules and lots of vocab.
>>470780 is right that you need to use a language regularly in order to learn it.
They were a pest in Montana, they're a pest where I'm at now. I was once screamed at when I had one by the scruff because I treated them like oversized house cats when I was younger. bobcat fur is nice for ushankas though.
I'm pretty sure that there's another shot of Yunocchi sticking out her tongue, but I forgot when it was.
File: 1560041317107.png (3.4 MB, 3998x796, 1999:398, 9ac3d96917910fb522077c22d2….png)
I don't really want to bully her. I just want to send her to kindergarten where she belongs.
I decided I like the weird shit block.
I wonder what mganon is doing.
She is a big girl, she belong to elementary school.
File: 1560041474267.jpg (130.22 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, 1f801d0b57dd9a82b61da17560….jpg)
What the fuck this is amazing.
File: 1560041494662.png (142.32 KB, 468x206, 234:103, maidragon-chat-stickers-06.png)
I'll have you all know that I am not cute, nor am I a woman. I am obviously a little girl. I don't know, though, every time I try to drink coffee it makes me gag. Even with milk and sugar. I should probably be happy I don't have a caffeine addiction.
I think same level of the eurobeat block.
File: 1560041500642.png (23.82 KB, 215x246, 215:246, I see you too are an elf o….png)
It's more fun that way.
You deserve to have fun.
I know I didn't mean to be rude, It's just jarring for me on a physical level since I was born with English, I was molded by it.
Well, cheers and keep up then. I don't know what your mother tongue is but maybe if it's a non-european language your having trouble because of the grammatical distance between them.
While /a/nons studied the idols, I studied the Cookie☆. I still don't understand it. Perhaps it is impossible to be Japanese enough.
How do I find Cookie?
You need a flat white.
File: 1560041575293.png (248.54 KB, 622x465, 622:465, e2d6604f9725efbfd862ac3f2b….png)
What if anon you are the coffee
how was it? are you okay my friend did you got hit or something?
Still do, I also got mugged too, like a month ago. It was in a nice looking area though.
We never heard from that guy again.
>pretty sure the guy who mugged me was a cop.
Sounds about right. Some members of my family are cops and they're into shady shit too. And they always get away with it, fucking disgusting.
Then don't drink it, there is nothing your body needs in it.
The uniform looks so good on her though.
File: 1560041671476.jpg (443.42 KB, 992x851, 992:851, 1e66595303dcda6668871fba64….jpg)
Fun is bad and you shouldn't do it.
>We never heard from that guy again.
I'm happy for you.
It is good to hear it.
Practice your nihongo and browse nico nico.
I save the names and artists of r/a/dio songs onto a text file on my computer, and it's now about 250 lines long.
Everything looks amazing on her. When model is beautiful, everything looks great.
>how was it?
The guy cornered me with a car and held me at gunpoint.
>are you okay my friend did you got hit or something?
I'm okay, didn't get hit or anything. My greatest fear was if he would make me let him in my house since it was just around the corner.
>I'm okay, didn't get hit or anything. My greatest fear was if he would make me let him in my house since it was just around the corner.
That sounds kind of horrifying. Have the police found anything out about him since then?
File: 1560041909435.jpg (965.38 KB, 700x1043, 100:149, 13d935fa71e9b665b87be4b2df….jpg)
I know this is a bit of a ridiculous question, but how big are you and have you considered just killing these people as they come by? He surely hangs around in the area still.
File: 1560041912430.jpg (Spoiler Image, 3.11 MB, 2480x3508, 620:877, a6755eda7603ec582178f1cb1f….jpg)
Only masturbate thinking of your waifu. It's the best.
Bloody hell KFist you're the best thing.
You're gonna have to be more specific.
File: 1560041987366.png (154.14 KB, 450x599, 450:599, 09bf2110e5fa55a2a4e242afb9….png)
>but how big are you and have you considered just killing these people as they come by? He surely hangs around in the area still.
That's a pretty ridiculous question.
I didn't even request it this time. Best day of my life.
File: 1560042015429.gif (749.97 KB, 500x282, 250:141, 3d020a0c1c098ba974d3b1ba9a….gif)
>just killing these people as they come by
You don't expect him to try and punch out people who've got guns on them, don't you?
Why? Are you stressed? Bored? Constantly looking at lewds?
I never was good with communication, even in my native language I am pretty bad. But I know I should find a way to fix that.
Are you taking /r/equests? I suddenly have a craving for the "Internet of sss…. ssthhh…. thssssings" song.
Fucking hell KFist you're good
Any ほのぼの神社 mix is fine, I assume you know what song I mean. But here's a specific file if you want.
Technically guns are terrible weapons in close quarters. If you can get close, you can bring a knife to a gun fight and win.
Here, not sure if KFist has it.
Also /r/ 柴又☆ to continue the block.
Thank you very much, anon.
No, if you got a gun on the ready you can't do shit.
Whats the chance its a working gun though? Can you close distance? Its a spontaneous crime, how secure are they?
If its so hard to get a gun there, chances are the nigger doing muggings might just fake it and expect you to buy that he's going to shoot. In reality its a cap gun painted black and the only real weapon they have is the car.
The alternative is that its the cops and they'll go after you with the weight of the department.
Anon if someone's pulled a gun on you it's way better to lose some money and your phone instead of your life.
It's a way of me of me removing stress. I don't enjoy it most of the time, I just do it because I want to do something before doing something work/study related.
The deed is done.
/r/ We Care A Lot by Faith No More
Why do I always have to miss KFist? I'm always here for MGanon and Torpedo memefests, it's not fair.
If someone pulls a gun on you its good to read the situation and see what you can do to avoid giving them shit and see what you can do to keep them from doing it to someone else.
Oh would you look at the time. Post your waifu faggots.
>complaining about memefests
>requesting a song by Faith No More
Only as long as my parents are alive.
Once they're gone, I'd probably try something really stupid for the fun of it. If the worst comes to the worst I get to escape from the 3DPD world.
Is it just e or is this thread going super fast?
Too fast to control?
Nah, it's super dead.
It's an alive r/a/dio
>In reality its a cap gun painted black and the only real weapon they have is the car.
Probably, but it's better than running the risk of losing your life. Just hope that the police are competent enough to find the fuck in the end.
>Is it just e or is this thread going super fast?
I think this normal speed from KFist stream.
File: 1560042504642.jpg (189.69 KB, 702x973, 702:973, 184be2818a051dd99c0b0025b3….jpg)
It easy to say that but when it happens you face a big gamble where losing means getting more holes than necessary. Its not like you will get the time to pull out your gun and take aim while the other guy does nothing and watches with his potentially real gun already pointed at you. Bravery and stupidity are two sides of the same coin.
File: 1560042520346.jpg (409.17 KB, 718x500, 359:250, 03ed2eba962f4c98e373f755cc….jpg)
It's officially Summer.
It's relevant to my current situation. It was the Dirty Jobs theme song.
That sucks man, at least you didn't became american by getting shot. Did you went full airheaded mode like the last time we talked?
also for some reason I had a small feeling that you got mugged a few days ago for no reason, like I thought "haha I bet he got robbed" but never expected it would actually happen, what a nice coincidence
Good to see you fine.
Don't make me laugh anon.
Life is not a shonen anime, you can't go killing robbers without getting backfired. Specially in this part of the world where the robber's family would probably burn your house and murder everyone you know, everything while the nanny state and the media defends the dead nigger cause muh human rights.
This is kinda slow for a KFist stream, I can even keep up with this game of Dungeon Keeper inbetween posting. Blue Keeper is a faggot as always.
Not for another few weeks.
It snowed here yesterday.
Touché, but there's something exceptionally wonderful about the idea of Kaosu wearing cute character-print pantsu and doing finger-painting with a bunch of 5 year olds.
You are too 2 week early, frog.
I have nowhere to put it.
By the way, /r/s from here on are limited to basically yurobeet or comfy. It is soon, but not quite, time.
>Have the police found anything out about him since then?
I'm pretty sure the guy was a policeman, and even if I did report this to the cops they've got no way of finding him since: 1) I didn't get his license plate 2) The car was probably stolen anyway.
>how big are you
>have you considered just killing these people as they come by
They usually roam in packs and when they don't they are armed like in my case. They're also in cahoots with the cops and they'll get at most 24 hours in jail before they're back on the streets.
If I killed them it would be even worse since unless I do it with my bare fists, any kind of equalizer is considered "excessive defense" and is punishable by law.
>He surely hangs around in the area still.
No, he wasn't from the neighborhood. The only semblance of ""honor"" these thugs have got is the simple principle of "don't shit where you eat".
That's a whole other can of worms, but nevertheless I hope you do improve.
Remember when that was a thing? It's great being on 8ch.
How are you? I survived the suffering from earlier.
At least I didn't miss this.
Not him but it's been in the 80s (freedom units) all week and my shoulders are bright red from sunburns, so as far as I'm concerned it's already summer. Curse getting 15x the radiation of Hiroshima due to altitude/lack of clouds.
Be the race war you want to see. But I see the point, the whole idea of just giving niggers money like that is foreign to me.
From my point of view in Burger I'd rather take it to court. I don't have anything, what are they going to take from me? Do it, give me an excuse to kill a nigger tonight.
Kaos is one of us.
At least she would be with people with the same drawing skills
Well, I agree but she have a old perverted man soul.
File: 1560042813590.png (1011.65 KB, 658x916, 329:458, 5bdb43874bf017d5d49152d368….png)
Very nicely, I've been slowly reading through my stacks of books despite the heat. I am glad to see you got through your tough spot.
>you can't go killing robbers without getting backfired.
You tell me
>Don't make me laugh anon.
>I'm pretty sure the guy was a policeman, and even if I did report this to the cops they've got no way of finding him since: 1) I didn't get his license plate 2) The car was probably stolen anyway.
I'm sorry, I live in a first world country, so I might be a little naive.
My A/C has been running nonstop all week it is Summer.
>Life is not a shonen anime
Well not with that attitude.
That's pretty common even in first world countries depending on what city you live in, anon.
>Well not with that attitude.
And you don't need a parachute to skydive! You need one to parachute twice.
What are Sanae's Ten Desires?
Its been 90 where I live pretty consistently, its been nice but I've been adapted to living in Hell for a long time. Haven't run the AC though, just put up sun screens on one side of the house and open the windows at night. keeps things a constant 70-80 inside.
It's not, though. People are just exaggerating.
Agreed, unless you're cornered, running away always worked for me the one time I defended myself didnt ended so well
Nigga you live in literal nowhere and with tonshit of guns, anyone would do the same.
File: 1560043062533.jpg (Spoiler Image, 360.48 KB, 1070x1500, 107:150, konata_talks_about_S&M.jpg)
Honestly those are the lolis I like the most.
Innocent lolis are cute, but it's more fun if they have the same kind of perverted appreciation for ecchi things that I have.
At the very least they need to be able to understand the importance of a safeword.
>tfw southern hemisphere
The best time of the year is finally here.
>Not him but it's been in the 80s (freedom units)
That is a bit warmer.
Sometimes a fan works better than aN A/C.
>there are songs about the internet of things
I suddenly feel like an old man, but it's not a bad feeling.
Works only when you are faster than your pursuer or they don't just shoot you the moment you run.
Related question: if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?
I love being with my happy happy furenzu on the inta-netto of singuzu!!
Fucking hell where are all Teh Rei picture when I need them in this fucking HDD
>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?
>Related question: if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?
Roll for charisma.
>Perversion is a privilege for people with intelligence
A mind opening theory. I quite like it.
>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?
Your corpse is going to get looted like you're a dead enemy in an RPG
>At the very least they need to be able to understand the importance of a safeword.
Safewords are for weak lolis.
Are cigarettes still count as alcohol?
Hey /a/, watcha drinking?
I'm having whisky, beer, energy drinks, wine. Just everything alcoholic and caffeinated at hand.
I'm not sure this was a wise choice.
>Thought Suika might play while I was uploading shit
I've done it in the middle of town.
Don't you do this to me.
Cider and mango beer.
Where you live? Here they would kick your ass, but would not kill you.
Maple Whiskey mixed with Dopplebock right now, gonna move to Jägermeister now that Suika has started.
>miss most of the stream so far due to that personal shit
>doesn't even matter because my internet shit the bed and can't load the stream
>can barely even get the thread to update properly
Stupid amounts of tea with stupider amounts of sleep deprivation. It feels like reality is breaking.
>if you get mugged and have no cash, what happens?
You get stabbed, shot or beaten up depending on how many people are mugging you. Very fucking common.
This can work in a way, wont stop them from having a bad moment but if you're calm enough it can work
I was expecting this but
If I ever stop posting suddenly you know how it ended.
File: 1560043492498.png (1.1 MB, 1500x1885, 300:377, sad anime because lack of ….png)
Vodka with lemonade, like most r/a/dios. I really should get another type of drinks that aren't beer or vodka.
It's okay anon, I still love you.
Gendo always just hung out in the Eva threads. I miss that fag.
Spice rum, Sailor Jerry cheaply made rum that gets you drunk quite fast
Vodka and Wine. Some Cola to remove the taste once in a while.
We must lend your connection our energy!
THIS THREAD IS GOING WAY TOO FAST
What do you mean by roll for charisma? Try to talk them out of it?
Somewhere with plenty of subhumans, suffice it to say. I would trust homo sapiens to have enough empathy to not kill someone of the same species in cold blood, but subhumans not so much.
What do you call that stuff you find in the liquor aisles but doesn't really have a name? I started off with that and moved on to vodka.
I fucking love it when this song follows SUIKA DESS
File: 1560043609604.jpg (26.37 KB, 385x463, 385:463, 87e4947110e70f0aeafa2122a4….jpg)
About how many to a group? Sometimes I fantasize about larping as Moonman in Brazil and wonder how long I could get away with it, before I get shot in the jungle.
It always does whenever you get past a certain point.
Maybe it's about time I started. I've never had any alcohol before, but maybe I would be happier as an alcoholic.
File: 1560043632831.jpg (47.77 KB, 600x661, 600:661, 0e9fb0c51eabf9c6b4128cf71b….jpg)
And it only going to get faster
It doesn't make you happier, it destroys your soul, but it does provide some level of relief from this cruel world.
have you tried turning it off and on again
>What do you call that stuff you find in the liquor aisles but doesn't really have a name?
No-name store-brand rotgut?
I can get like a gallon of shitty no-name vodka, rum, or whisky for like $40 but goddamn do I fear the enormous hangovers that they'd entail.
Alcohol is just a multiplier. If you do fun stuff while drunk you'll have more fun. If you're miserable while drunk, you'll be more miserable.
Does he still trying to destroy anime?
Kikkoman 梅酒 (plum sake)
It's not the highest quality, but it's still delicious.
>Not getting shit-name rotgut for $20 a gallon
The only alcohol I've ever truly regretted drinking was everclear. It was the only time I ever woke up with a legitimate headache/desire to kill myself.
Coffee, then I'm moving on to tea. I might have a shot of whiskey, I'm thinking about it.
I'd like to say that is an urban area but I know of country towns and suburbs where city roaches purposefully go to for stealing since they know people out there have money. Something about taking back what should be theirs is the (lacking) logic.
>no-name vodka, rum, or whisky
When did no-name started to make liquor? I've only heard of the no-name beer but not the hard liquor.
File: 1560043815112.jpg (22.91 KB, 374x454, 187:227, 3fad513cc5dda03234e131e7dc….jpg)
There's only one man stoping him at this point.
Depends. Drinking made me become best friends with my dad and has become somewhat of a lubricant for normalfag interaction when I have to. The Irish genes are to blame.
It is, but if you are going that route anyways, I'd just get Choya.
>drinking that Californian garbage
>calling it delicious
It worked for me once during a Sund/a/y R/a/dio.
>headache/desire to kill myself.
I feel this way every time I drink.
I mean no-name the actual lack of brand. It's a bit of a marketing coup that some company managed to actually turn the term "no-name brand" into an actual brand.
Drink more water/pedialyte.
I'm disappointed you're not using the trip, if that's the case.
And if Daiz join forces with Kadokawa?
A bit of Daiquiri
Yes, is not really charisma but luck. Depends if it's just one person. You can joke about it and shrug off any threats. But I gotta admit I was drunk and back from a party when it happened so my senses werent so straight.
2 people is enough to fuck your shit.
just ask yukifag.
>tfw Shiki Eiki looks at your porn folder
File: 1560044023000.jpg (801.58 KB, 723x1024, 723:1024, 1fbc9612ff52224031494eb653….jpg)
Do not lewd Eiki-Sama
>(60%, 75.5% and 95% alcohol by volume)
Jesus Christ, at that point you might as well start drinking ethanol
Volume goes up to 100% for this.
File: 1560044095903.jpg (78.65 KB, 594x520, 297:260, 393c274172b8301d74648c98e1….jpg)
Yamakan has to do the impossible: Gattai KyoAni and Trigger to save anime three times over.
File: 1560044123678.png (484.49 KB, 777x1006, 777:1006, fdca3091120b9054866ef59d9a….png)
File: 1560044149446.jpg (102.46 KB, 1236x881, 1236:881, 7364bbd10f553577748a712c6a….jpg)
File: 1560044162884.png (215.88 KB, 600x854, 300:427, 3e29cbacb8cecc827263034312….png)
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MOCHI PETTAN
PETTAN PETTAN MUNE PETTAN
File: 1560044209945.png (1.47 MB, 1414x2000, 707:1000, 8fcfee43f08022c4363fbe2b69….png)
My dick is soft as shit because of the alcohol.
File: 1560044264110.png (40.44 KB, 261x188, 261:188, 34223a1711b8c892e750c7a8a3….png)
>you will never be as big of a pervert as kanikama
Foxes are known for their wits.
I remember people losing their minds and claiming KLK was saving anime. It wasn't that good and if it wasn't for the threads I would have forgotten it entirely.
They had it made in the Haruhi/K-on/Nichjou era. Its been downhill ever since. All I can think of is them using a bunch of photographic filters and such.
File: 1560044345217.jpg (37.83 KB, 640x566, 320:283, 28c796ffa772bf00bf6eb3ce65….jpg)
Just finished reading Torpy's account of life on the oil rig. Jesus Christ, I have no words. I had no idea it was that dangerous.
Peace, if you're still here, did anyone ever die when you were on shift?
KLK was a "had to be there" anime. I can't imagine it being nearly as fun to watch now as it was when it first aired.
As for Kyoani, I don't think they made a single good anime outside of Nichijou.
I respect his hard work, but I doubt it.
Have some pictures from my local park, the part that only old people and dog-walkers use since I usually walk the mountainous parts. Also a picture of Wyoming right after I quit.
From what I understand it's usually not THAT dangerous, I just had shit luck.
>did anyone ever die when you were on shift?
Thankfully no. The company I worked for was one of the safer ones.
>They had it made in the Haruhi/K-on/Nichjou era.
For me the best Kyoani era was the Key era.
File: 1560044503028.jpg (104.62 KB, 800x647, 800:647, spurdo weeb with spurdo wa….jpg)
Do Finnish people use NND?
File: 1560044536494.png (469.25 KB, 1319x1640, 1319:1640, 3bbc81f63e413fc8817370d581….png)
SUOMI ON PARAS
Reminds me of home, except shittier.
My job if you don't wear a gas mask you might just end up dead.
OI KALLIS KOHTIMMA
SUOMI SULO POHJALLA
EI LOIDDI MATTI SEN ARMAANPAA
Yeah, it's joke.
But the hype for Kill la Kill was an amazing time on /a/, but the KyoAni Golden Age is still one of the greatest times in the industry. I liken it to Gainax. It was an amazing studio back then, and one of the greatest projects to come out of the Heisei era: A Kansai-based animation studio. Something unheard of in Showa.
I wish there were accounts of the story of it's founding.
>The company I worked for was one of the safer ones.
It's a nice park though, seems like a mix of high desert and light forest.
I want Suomi to fuck me.
Do I need to pull mine out from the locker?
BLOOD AND SOIL
FOR FREEDOM AND HONOR
Are you up to a threesome?
File: 1560044842851.png (591.13 KB, 858x720, 143:120, 78e948ab51ee2a8fb3246894ed….png)
I keep playing r/a/dio at work louder and louder every time and I haven't gotten a PROMOTION yet, what am I doing wrong?
It means they like you (or you're one of the better workers anyways).
Maybe get bigger speakers?
Just wait for the DJ to play Oingo Boingo then crank the volume up to 11.
File: 1560044918099.jpg (954.01 KB, 1053x1443, 27:37, 6203598c861781edabbbdc997d….jpg)
I hope to life to see toothbrush moustaches come back in style. It would be really funny to see that.
WWII won't die. They won't let it die.
Maybe they dont want you to go up since then you may not play r/a/dio if you do get a promotion.
I just thinking of something. Please help me remember.
Thats why we need to kill every jew without exceptions anon. Not one of the little rodents left alive. Kill every single jew you see, kill anyone who gets in the way, kill anyone who objects.
I'll make you remember.
Why would lolis need toothbrush mustaches?
Please wait while I kill someone I know well for no reason at all.
Maybe if you're cute enough you'lll get help so it won't be so bothersome. You gotta be at least as cute as me.
File: 1560045145076.jpg (138.29 KB, 778x1153, 778:1153, 4d9328a06eba9ae68455e79803….jpg)
I bet Hitler was a chill guy to be around with. No alcohol or anything like that, just to chat around with.
File: 1560045160226.png (307.91 KB, 827x720, 827:720, 8adec403c155d48758631ef701….png)
Its people who didn't want to do their job are the reason they're around in the first place. Six thousand years of people not fixing the problem, and look where we are for it.
Every jew, every objector, every obstacle, no exceptions. Every single one.
>you now realize the Holocaust never happened because the Oy Veying would drive guards to suicide
>Implying I can't be cute
Good ol' whack on the ol' noodle ought to fix that right up.
Cute enough to throw you out with the trash.
If we knew the same language I'd like to spend some time talking with him. No specific topic, just shooting the breeze. I fear he may just kill me on sight though.
Here, let me help you out. This is a cute cosplay I'm wearing.
anon has fucked himself, his boss wont promote because then underlings never hear glorious r/a/dio and feel sad. underlings get sad, company goes under. Very down.
Cute infighting is the best!
No you drink water you dehydrated noodle.
>R/a/dio bunker got advertised on halfchan just now
Ara Ara~ Don't make me get my husbando's mithril rapier, girl.
How would you know?
File: 1560045344916.png (170.83 KB, 480x433, 480:433, a61fcf978c41ac8a6403e629f7….png)
Honestly I imagine he wasn't much different to any modern politician.
He might have had some interesting ideas, but most of his thoughts would just be generic normalfag shit.
Whomever did this needs to be banned until Haruhi season 3.
We all know it was the guy from the /a/ sings thread, but I won't blame him.
Do you have a screencap?
Arrange your thoughts in a different pattern anon
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?
I just drank water. Now you do too.
I told you faggots that /a/ sings brings nothing but shitters invading us.
May the meidos have banlust to purge the halflings.
But anon who will remember us
Someone fucking talked!
Maybe the meidos should just nuke that thread.
That would be rude.
Your thoughts are embedded into a shell of EM and gravitational radiation expanding into the universe at the speed of light.
You'll be remembered for a very long time.
EVERYONE AT ARMS
HERE COMES THE HORDE
Post screen cap or it didn't happened.
Done that and 2 shots of run to counter balance it.
To be fair, doesn't
Torps Peace broadcast r/a/dio on /animu/ and /k/?
So was advertising the board to a bunch of faggots.
Just /k/ I think.
Just trust him, Anon. Someone would never lie on the internet now would they?
File: 1560045638363.jpg (124.01 KB, 850x582, 425:291, 9dda771d5900230fdb6cd8195d….jpg)
Posting on 8ch and posting on halfchan are 2 very different things.
You don't work for me.
filthy fucking degenerates.
He was a very nice man as I was told from someone who knew him.
This is what meidos are for. Also who the fuck did that, they will get fucked.
Is that why r/a/dio is really bad whenever he's on?
/animu/ is an extension of 4chan.
>tfw patriotism fills your soul
/k/ and /a/ are practically the same.
Suck my fucking dick.
But the band played waltzing Matilda~
/r/ reisen of the moon
/r/ing this for right before Shee an Gannon
Emus did nothing wrong.
I thought it was an ostrich
/r/ Fruits Candy (CCS ED3)
Only an Emu would post such lies!
Please don't be mad at Stuttercunt. This is the infrastructure he has to deal with.
>Australian internet circa 2001
Also before I forget, screenshots please.
No, he just fucking sucks.
File: 1560045911111.jpg (35.62 KB, 521x544, 521:544, 4b832400f89cfb4e4ec6acd63e….jpg)
Is that the entire Australian internet?
We should return Australia to the Emus.
How bout no. If straya wasn't such a shithole I'd go hunt emu and eat an anime sized drumstick
I dunno man, they seem pretty shitty. You can ride an ostrich.
Will he ever have another go or has he gone soft?
Wouldn't the kangaroos have something to say about that?
This pic gets me every time, how would someone get in such trouble against coconut crabs? If they were that pissed against you you must've done some really heinous shit.
2001 is no excuse. Also it hasn't gotten much better.
I'm fine with just the tip.
>win a war
>still lose all your land to foreign invaders
The Emu's deserved to lose that land.
Didn't cuckchan ban R/a/dio? Is there even anyone on there who knows what R/a/dio is?
It's the Cassowaries that are dangerous. Emus are nice people.
>Will he ever have another go or has he gone soft?
I'll have another go when I get a better connection. Or maybe sometime before that?
SNAKE? SNAKE!? SNAAAAAKE!
This music is legitimately really fucking good.
I actually liked you stream, I hope you get that shit sorted out soon. But not before, that stuttering was annoying.
There are a few anons who are still really fucking persistent about leaving the place.
Nein, gay shit begone.
My strayan tells me they're both shits.
Now go to the sea, and kill him for me…
What say you She An Gannon!?
Suck my fucking dick, faggot.
File: 1560046177784.png (190.38 KB, 497x432, 497:432, ce7ceea23d5522d75c75d8f012….png)
It worse then I ever knew!
File: 1560046195989.png (44.36 KB, 341x585, 341:585, acd0f25b85ed5dc20d41b78d04….png)
Cross a chicken and a velociraptor and you get those fucking demons. Fucking weird birds.
I can tell you personally, both will fuck you up if you mess with them.
They're really shitty in-person, the band is called "The Craic Show" and they perform at various renaissance festivals. Torps found 'em.
I FOUGHT WITH SUCH DREAD, I CUT OFF HIS HEAD, I AM THE SHE AN GANNON!
File: 1560046222346.png (252.84 KB, 866x589, 866:589, 88b5ba855d605862b1e2acf9dd….png)
Its cause they keep dropping their mags.
Here's a Rerun. Episode 3 isn't ready yet, but it will be soon. Maybe even tonight.
“Get this place spotless!”
Meidos scurried about with their dusters, brooms, and mops. Things were getting desperate. It was Friday night and there was still so much cleaning left to be done before tomorrow, before the event known as “r/a/dio”. Head Meido knew it would be close, but she knew it could be done in time, they’ve done it before, “Get that shit off the wall!” She barked no sooner than one of her subordinates seemingly flew in to scrub at it. “These lolis really make a mess of the place.” She sighed.
It seemed to her that every week there’s always so much to clean before Saturday, but every Saturday the lolis make such a large mess that it lasts until next week’s r/a/dio.
“Ma’am!” Two Meidos flew in at a kneel, right at their Master’s feet.
“Yes, what is it?”
“We’ve received confirmation. Claud will be streaming r/a/dio this week.”
“That faggot again…” Head Meido sighed, her eyes glazed over, “Okay, tell the others to pay extra attention to race baiting after tomorrow.”
“Hai!” And the two subordinates were off.
Head Meido raised her head to the full moon above, her hand resting on the hilt of the Forbidden Katana strapped to her waist, “I want a drink already.”
“Iyyaaaaa! Don’t tell scary stories!”
“It’s true, the meidos really do exist.”
“Don’t be mean. It’s just a school legend. There’s no proof of anything like magical spirits who clean the school at night.”
“Don’t blame me when you’re the one they ban next!”
“Don’t worry, sweetie. Anon is just telling stories to get a reaction out of you. It’s because you’re so cute.”
“Onee-sama…” The loli’s adoring eyes filled with sudden courage, “I-I-I lov-”
Just then, a group of lolis burst into the room with cases of beer and liquor, “IT’S STARTING!” They shouted and began handing out bottles to whoever would take them. A rocking instrumental filled the place and cheers sounded all throughout the packed school.
“ＹＯＵ ＷＡ ＳＨＯＣＫ！”Claud sang as he rose from below the school on a rising platform, fog machines filling the grounds with smoke.
“ATATATATATATATATATATATATA” Two lolis were playing Hokuto no Ken in a corner. One of them deliberately fell over, and the other cracked her knuckles, looking away. The two then erupted in laughter and poured each other a glass of beer.
Several lolis lined up in a row, all doing Ken’s pose as he cracks his knuckles, seeing who can imitate his look the best while another large group of lolis pointed at each other, constantly practicing Ken’s famous line, “Omae wa mo shindieru”. Lolis started hiding in stacks of hay, trying to scare each other. Eventually, they began hiding more and more bizarre things in hay stacks until it became a game to make each other laugh instead. A few lolis ripped their shirts off and screamed “YURIA” while another group just sat laughing at everything happening and talked about Lin and Bat.
Large amounts of laughter and cheer filled the school. This was the one time a week where everyone attending 8th G/a/kuen School showed up late at night and drank the night away together, leaving all pretenses and ill-will behind. It was the one time a week they could all relax and be friends, no matter which club they were in or what their grades were.
This kind of fun lasted until particularly late this night, so late that many lolis were complaining about missing their trains. “Claud, Claud, please let us get to our trains!” They pleaded. Claud, however, wouldn’t let them. The noise of the protest got so loud, the lolis could no longer hear the music he played. This infuriated him. After all the singing and dancing she did to give the lolis joy, now she could only shout, “ANTA BAKA!?”
Claud went on a long tirade about how much the G/a/kuen Schools had changed over the years and about how much she hated the lolis at 8th G/a/kuen. She was drunk, everyone was. That includes the mythical Meidos.
During Claud’s passionate speech in front of the whole school he announced he would never again return. Hearing this, Head Meido appeared behind him, “nothing personnel, kid” she muttered and unsheathed her Forbidden Katana, the one that must never be drawn, for it had the power to expel someone from the School. “While everyone else is here forever, you are banned forever.” She said and sliced Claud in half as Homem do Leme - Xutos & Pontapés ao Vivo no Campo Pequeno played in the background.
The school was at once relieved and horrified. It was a tragedy that must never be repeated.
KFist closed the book resting on her lap and spoke in a dry tone, “And that’s the story of Claud-Senpai. Any questions?”
The rest of r/a/dio club sat with mouths agape, completely silent. Mganon raised her hand, “Did the Kouhai ever get to confess her love to Onee-sama?” She was summarily struck on the head with Kfist’s Harisen, “Itttaaaa!” She cried out with a smile.
Everyone laughed as KFist placed the book of lore back on the shelves in the club room. She poured herself a glass of whiskey and gulped it down as the rest of her Kouhais began talking among themselves, “Nee, nee, you think the Meidos are real?”
“I bet Head Meido has an Ideon mark on her Katana.”
“Nah, she’s more like Goblin Slayer. ‘The only good newfag is the one who doesn’t come out of their filthy imageboards!’”
KFist leaned against the window sill and raised her glass to see the light of the sun shine through the brown liquid inside. It had a beautiful sparkle. “Here’s to you, you raging faggot.” She spoke to herself before gulping down the full glass.
Even Cassowaries are reasonable birds in my experience.
You'd have to be a real dumb cunt to mess with any of our birds.
Well they don't make ground harnesses to hold the fucking things.
I've come to accept that I have shit taste in music. I'm just a sucker for Celtic folk ballads.
BY THE REISEN OF THE MOON
Just figure out if they make good jerky. Its how we got a good relation with our large and dangerous mammals in America.
File: 1560046465382.png (1.19 MB, 3254x816, 1627:408, 2f051dba8c53cc97e08e6a37cf….png)
'Tis the Reisen of the moon.
>North West Honeypot
Their main focus/specialty is getting all the performers together at the end of the day and putting on an awesome post-festival show for all the drunks for an hour or so after the shops close and performances end. I like 'em myself.
I'll make another /r/, this is a good one. I have a whole folder of these songs.
/r/ing Ocum an Phriosuin
>“While everyone else is here forever, you are banned forever.” She said and sliced Claud in half as Homem do Leme - Xutos & Pontapés ao Vivo no Campo Pequeno played in the background.
Back to /pol/ with you.
HOW I WISH I WAS IN SHERBROOK NOW
>my state/region isn't even on here
Good. This state needs to die.
Oh the year was 2019 how I wish I was with my waifu now.
A post came through the r/a/dio thread that 4chan has found the bunker.
and 4chan in the bunker with the oldie and fags
The PPH hasn't gone nuts, it can't be that bad
43.058575N, 141.325153E, 045T, 050A.
The suggestion that they're here is enough to spook me.
Did anyone actually link this on 4chan, or was it entirely bait?
Well, that screencap never materialised.
The sticky got deleted though.
GODDAMN THEM ALL I WAS TOLD WE WERE FREE FROM CUCKCH