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I went ahead and called this weekend, but had nothing prepared.
So, it's been a while, but we're doing an ad-lib stream again, just like old times.
Can you believe it's almost been a year since I started streaming?
Not sure what else to say, so let's get started already. I'm wasting time.
I'm going to shitpost responsibly and you might be able to talk me out of it!
I probably won't be able to stay for long tonight, but this is already sounding pretty comfy.
>Can you believe it's almost been a year since I started streaming?
Well, I think your style change a lot on this year. But still good.
Can we get some LInda LInda later
It's Tanabata tomorrow. What are you wishing for?
To not have to go to work.
>What are you wishing for?
A Yunocchi of my very own
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To wake up in the 2D world and find out this existence was all nothing more than a bad dream.
The site finally loaded! Without CSS though…
Been looking forward to cracking a cold one with anons this week. Let's take it easy!
It is lagging quite a bit, maybe we should have let the smuglolis have their rest week after all.
Absolutely not. I need an outlet for my energy.
Yes I'm talking that anime The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. It fucking sucks. Now it's pretty popular among the anime circles, and yet this poor excuse for an animated feature is the worst thing ever produced by a human being if you except Plan 9 from Outer Space, and I'm being generous.
First you gotta admit you hated the first episode. It made no sense, sucked as shit, wasn't funny, edgy or new. Or original. Animation sucked dead dogs' balls. Characters sucked dead dogs' balls. Voice actiong sucked dead dogs' balls. But you managed to make it through the whole pile of steaming poo just to see the ED. BEcause that's what this anime is about. It's about the ED. Those 1 minute and a half. There's nothing else to it. You went like "0MG ANIMATION LIEK" you freaking retards and now everyone likes it. Yet it's shit. It's complete shit with no redeeming qualities. There's fucking nothing to it. Just the dance at the end. It's a dancing anime. A fucking retarded danxcing anime with no story and nothing and no characters it sucks. You shouldn't like it you morons seriously. Just download the ED and loop it on your WMP you cockass faggot asses. DAMN I wish all those threads about HARUHI 0MG YEAH would go one and everyone in them die FUCK YOU for polluting my forums HARUHI FUCK YOU.
AND NO IT 'S NOT A COPY PASTA I'VE JUST TYPED THIS WHOLE THING.
It seems you two can solve each other's problems.
Why don't you play the game?
I led her into my room. She was pretty: brown hair, muddy green eyes, no rolls of fat, no fields of acne scaring her face, about sixteen years old, and a decent sized rack (not big but not a flat chest either). She stopped and looked about the room to admire my collection; Kare Kano boxset (Very good, cute little series until Anno left, then the budget dropped and the show went to shit), Neon Genesis Evangelion Platinum Edition (Not as bad or as good as people say it is) along with some Asuka and Rei figurines, Full Metal Alchemist (Great series, seems like a shonen but it’s so much better and deeper), a vintage Akira movie poster, pretty much every Gundam series boxset except for G Gundam which is total crap, a poster for the original Ghost in the Shell movie release, Unopened Robotech Mecha action figures (Mint condition), and so so so so much more. It would take days to list. She whistles, “Nice. Very Nice.”
“Thanks.” I say, barely able to hold down my overflowing pride.
We met at the high school anime club, which is mainly filled with fat wastes of life, and noticed each other amongst the smell of body odor and sound of a subbed Sailor Moon episode playing. She took the invitation to my place and here we are. She certainly knows how to appreciate good collection when she sees one.
I decide to get right to the basics and start her interrogation, “Ok, so let me, get this out the way – Do you like Inuyasha?”
She glances at me with something close to disdain, “God, no. There’s nothing interesting in a show about a bishy dog teenager not having enough guts to fuck his girlfriend, but will spend 15 minutes stupidly attacking his enemy’s new barrier before he realizes that he’s gonna need a 15 episode quest to get by it.”
She then lets out a mocking yell of KAAAAGGGGOOOOMMMEEEEE.
“Good.” I sigh. I brought in a girl I met in a convention two weeks ago and she answered that she liked Inuyasha, I think her corpse (or whatever is left of it) is buried in the Johnson’s yard, I really can’t remember.
“Cowboy Bebop?” she perks.
“Certainly, very good episodic anime.”
“Spike dies.” She teases with a smile
I smile, this is turning out very well, she has a cute sense of humor too.
We talk some more and she tells me how she dislikes shonen in general, she never watched it as a kid so she doesn’t have any “nostalgic fondness” for it like other anime fans do. I’m agreeing and nodding, when suddenly it fucking hits me: Wait, does she mean One Piece too? She better not fucking mean One Piece, which is an excellent anime and manga that portrays the silliness of the entire shounen genre by doing everything in an over the top manner but while still having deeper characters than any other shounen could.
My hands flex and tighten in, my teeth grit together and my expression tightens, just managing to contain my building rage until I manage to exercise enough control to ask her.
“What about One Piece?”
She stops and thinks for a second, hand raised to her chin, “Well, yeah, I guess One Piece is pretty good for it’s genre. Pirates just aren’t my thing, though.”
I relax a little, not the answer I wanted but if things continue well, I can put it aside. Besides she can always learn to appreciate it later on.
We talk some more, our opinions match. She thinks Samurai Champloo is good but weak in the middle, so do I. We like old school Robotech because it’s goofy. Rozen Maiden is kinda dumb. I’m in love, we’re soulmates. Everything matches. I’m ready to enter a relationship that will bring me happiness.
Then tragedy strikes.
She opens her mouth, “Well, actually, you know one show I really don’t like?”
“The Melancholy of Haruhi Suz-What’s that last bit called? I don’t know. You know, the Haruhi show. It’s a fucking trite harem anime covered with a Evangelion plot and everyone is fucking homo for it. I’m a girl and even I can’t stand it.”
My pulse quickens, I start to sweat uncontrollably, my hands clench and my finger nails begin to dig into my skin. Did she just insult The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya? The smartest, most interesting, cutest romance story and perhaps anime of the 2006 season? My vision turns red.
I let loose a howl, no, a bellow of rage and turn on her. I smash her off my blue beanbag and onto the floor, on top of her. The wind is knocked out of her and before she can regain it, I’m smashing her head continually on the floor.
“YOU FUCKING BITCH. YOU FUCKING BITCH. HARUHI’S TOO FUCKING SMART FOR YOU. YOU DUMB CUNT. IT’S TOO FUCKING SUBTLE FOR YOU. FUCKING BITCH.”
I’m now smacking her across the face, hard, leaving large red welts. She’s still winded, so she hasn’t started screaming yet. Quickly, I jump off her and rush to my drawer and rattle the top drawer open, knocking a pristine Edward Elric FMA figurine to the floor chipping it.
“YOU FUCKING CUNT, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO? THAT COST ME $125, YOU DUMB LITTLE WHORE.”
I pull a dagger from the drawer, blade length is about the size of my forearm, close my bedroom door and crouch down like a lion. She’s raised herself a little, so that her hands are lifting her torso off the floor. She’s coughing and in shock, then she looks at me, sees the dagger and screams. Loud. I laugh hysterically at her screams, which are beginning to excite me, and then pounce. She raises an arm to block my falling blade, uselessly. It slices through her flesh like butter, and cuts deep into the bone. Blood spurts every where, onto me, onto her, onto my bedsheets. She stares wide eyed at her ruined, flailing mass, not quite comprehending that the cute little anime nerd she was just talking with friendly with not just a minute ago has just nearly severed it. I smash onto her again, knocking her back and stab repeatedly: into her left breast, right thigh, pelvis, and then hack at her injured arm again. She’s screaming constantly and loudly and it’s stirring my loins, I can’t hold out much longer. I slash open her stomach and let her intestines and organs pour out, her liver slops out next to me and I undo my pants and boxers and lift it up above my rock hard dick. I proceed to knife a hole in it and fuck it, furiously. Now she stares, eyes wide open, in shock, trying to mouth words but nothing will come out. I explode violently into her ruined liver and toss it at her, it smacks into her face and drops off to the side. It’s not enough though, so I leap again onto her ruined torso and slice her open further, up to her neck and fuck her vocal chords. I’m not sure if she’s dead or alive at this point. Finally, I cum again and it gurgles up to her mouth. Actually, she looks pretty dead to me.
Calmly, I put my boxers and pants back on and return to the living room to watch a Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex rerun.
A couple hours later, mom returns home. I offer her a greeting from the couch and she sets some groceries on the table. She goes through her routine of tidying up the house, dusting the hard to reach places in the living room, straightening things up in my parent’s room, and then she enters my room. She walks past the gore drenched walls, the decaying remains of the girl, (all the while whistling "Ningen Nante" by Takuro Yoshida), straightens my bed sheets, and picks up my blood soaked clothes that I changed out of. But before she goes, she glances at my still running computer monitor and something catches her eye.
From the living room I hear her yell my name, “JAMES COOLIDGE, GET IN HERE NOW MISTER.”
I rush to my door, heart pounding, and see her pointing accusingly at my monitor.
I left 4chan on, and someone has posted a picture of Fate-chan in very little of anything, just bordering NSFW. Fuck.
And that’s how I got grounded, /a/.
Requesting chin chin pon pon at some point in the night.
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/r/ Your Voice by Rhodanthe*
A sober mganon.
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Marisa and Alice are too precious.
A life of happiness to every /a/non. If possible without have to kill themselves for that.
Did you say your rabbits this month, anon?
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Weird Eurobeat block this r/a/dio
Yes. I think it helped me a little bit last month so I hope it will be successful this week too.
THE DOG GOT HIS LICENSE!
I wish everyone had a dream of meeting their waifu and discovering the true purpose of their life.
I have never been able to get her deep voice out of my head.
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I want to try their food.
I am having a retarded smile on my face right now.
Finally here. Took me long enough.
Get the nata.
Antarctica is one time use. Camping can be reread/watched indefinitely.
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What are you drinking tonight?
A good song to a good show
At least play the good song, faggot.
I got a sample of green tea with my last tea order so I'm going to try it out tonight.
Continuing, neither one was unbelievably amazing though.
I'm gonna get food.
Then I'm gonna come back here and get drunk.
That's for sad time.
Except Yorimoi, which was AOTY.
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Coke due to this sickening sinus headache.
Best girl of that show.
That's bullshit, though.
Sake. It's a recent favorite of mine.
It was nowhere near that good.
A very green tea.
I've got to redownload Yorimoi to make this gif.
Some stop the hair holocaust.
Can I /r/equest those three Ojamajo Doremi tracks again?
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>not keeping an archive for every show you watch
/r/ †吸tie Ladies†
Why does Kyuuketsuki-san remind me of Kinmoza?
I wanted to wait for the BDs and I never got around to it. I'm sorry.
Aren't they both Kirara series?
I would run out of hard-drive space if I did that. I've already filled up two hard drives with just the anime and VNs I plan to watch or read.
It tastes like boiled grass, but I've come to like it. I was initially told to only soak the teabag for 60-90 seconds, but I found 5 minutes much better. Maybe I'm wrong though. Still going to start drinking it more than coffee, 10$ of coffee gets you 10-20 cups, 10$ of green tea is 80 cups.
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I have beer but I'm sick and probably shouldn't drink it.
>make like a two million year old watchdog!
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Aren't these called teabags?
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You can make it last even longer if you buy loose-leaf. One teapots worth will last for a few steepings as you get to enjoy the different flavors the leaves have. Also, pay attention to the temperature of the water.
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What an unfortunate song.
Ew! Spoiler that indecency please.
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>Drinking tea from a bag
Nako best girl, it's not even a contest.
I've got something even better for you.
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hold my beer
Aw fuck no! People buy this?
I do not understand.
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I still do not understand.
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Your disgust is exactly how real tea drinkers feel when people use teabags.
Of course the Chinese would be responsible for this.
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I think I'd rather spend time with Bocchi honestly. Her autistic personality would probably align well with my own.
Aru, on the other hand, is only fit for bullying.
>Nako best girl, it's not even a contest.
>Your disgust is exactly how real tea drinkers feel when people use teabags.
Aru is best girl
I'm so sorry
It's pretty much one of the best comfy anime ever.
Whoops. Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Bean flavored water is only good if you grind the beans yourself.
I deeply regret watching it all in one go instead of spreading it out.
Should have watched it while it was airing. The threads were some of the nicest times.
Would both of you vomit and pass out upon making friends?
>I deeply regret watching it all in one go instead of spreading it out.
It'll still be just as comfy if you watch it again, right?
What other comfy anime would you recommend?
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>you will never be a 小さな冒険者
Sketchbook full colors
I just want to sexually harass Darkness
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/r/ Cirno's perfect math class
Like in an ero doujin!?
Megumin would be much more fun to torment.
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Crazy explosion girl is only for sweet consensual loving.
Aria, Amanchu (S1), Kemono Friends (S1 & S2), Azumanga Daioh, Yuru Yuri, Slow Start, etc…
One side consensual still some kind consensual sex.
Yes. First I'll treat her horribly to exploit her sexual deviancy, and then when we have our first child I'll switch into a loving father and husband and she'll be stuck with me for the rest of her life. The ultimate bully.
Megumin is good for bully but not sex bully
He's getting a noseful of the filthiest rattiest hair in the setting
Why is Dana so cute ?
>I'll switch into a loving father and husband and she'll be stuck with me for the rest of her life
Hakumei & Mikochi
/r/ Harvest Moon Night
Stop reminding me of NISA getting CS3.
Now I understand why anons like /fit/ so much.
It's amazing they still have jobs after what they pulled with Lacrimosa
It isn't that I didn't believe you guys, but so far I am intrigued by the first episode. Will have to watch more later.
They're not even going to port it to PC are they?
It's a true SF adventure. Have fun with it.
We can't become 2D, but becoming /fit/ slims the gap a bit.
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She's literally helpless for some unspecified time after casting explosion magic.
Wouldn't you be at all tempted to steal her pantsu and wear them on your head while taunting her?
>We can't become 2D
Y-you are really cruel.
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I think there's something wrong with my lungs, because I legitimately feel like I'm suffocating. I hate this heat. I hate it.
Are there ever two best bros like this
The PC Engine/TG16 was the best console.
I was just reminded of Aiura while scrolling through my image folder. It's pretty comfy.
Accidentally left the spoiler on. Whoops.
I hope everyone's watching Joshikousei, the AOTS.
Do you have the Midnight Blues, anon?
/r/ these two songs by Foreground Eclipse, play them in order since the first is the lead-in to the second song.
I'm on Season 2 and I have no idea what's going on, but I like it.
What kind of movies?
Romcoms are truly a man's joy.
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I wish I had some chocolate.
Its tanabata so write it down
I have a huge bag of Hershey Kisses in the freezer, I'd share them with you if I could anon.
Don't be like that, anon. Let's begin our romcom together, just you and me~
I would give her a bucket of sugar.
When all the other good shows that deserve seconds get them, which is, of course, never ever.
Keep praying. This was better than both camping and antarctica
How do you all feel about the new season? I like the variety and am interested in most shows after seeing their first episodes.
W-well don't expect me to enjoy any bit of it, you super-fag!
I'd like to calibrate Mana's bananas!
Granbelm was disappointing, will watch it for the SD mecha.
Joshikousei is the surprise AOTS.
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I like comedies and this season is delivering on that so far.
So-so. Will have to see Accel and Vinland, but there are a handful of alright shows. Better than spring, at least.
>Mousou Calibration will never sing the OP to the anime because they disbanded this year.
IF WE SCREAM WHILE WE KISS IT'S NOT GAY
I like space loli and adventure loli.
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I am so far unimpressed by anything but not every show is out yet so who knows.
A truly hidden gem.
But how do you feel anon? Are you feeling good?
I've seen a few things that might interest me, but not totally urgently. That coupled with a lot of other pressures I'm dealing with in life means this is probably the first season I won't actually pick anything up.
I want to go to gym.
It's not that obscure.
I hope you can take it easy soon.
I feel like its too soon to tell
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I would like to give up.
Here in /a/ because the /a/non can't beat the baka.
Has anyone had mochi? Is it any good?
>Merami voiced song
Wow I thought i was one of like two people who listen to her and associated bands.
I had it once. It was sticky to the point of displeasure, and I don't remember the taste making up for it.
Haven't really caught up yet. I'll probably watch a bunch tomorrow and pick some that I'll continue with, I don't really have patience for the 3 episode rule anymore. I'll pick up something again based on what anons are saying.
It's okay I haven't had the fresh kind though.
Foreground Eclipse is great but I haven't listened to much of the other stuff she is in.
I have little frozen mochi ice cream balls in my freezer that I keep forgetting to eat because it's sweets galore all day and all night in this household. Everyone else in my family hated them because of the texture. I quite enjoyed it, the texture is kind of like gum, but softer and dissolves easily. It's made of rice, so the taste is very mild, and since I have to let it sit for a bit to thaw, it tends to get a little messy.
I have all their albums. Draw the Emotional too.
Isn't that the best part of mochi?
I want to put my hands on Hazuki
>going to miss loli stream tomorrow
Yeah; I love it, but I guess I'm just a weirdo.
No, your family are shitters.
I just want to pat this baka's head.
The best snacks are always the ones no one else in your house likes.
Are they watching doremi? I have missed so many of these streams recently.
Bet they haven't seen Mama wa Shougaku 4 nensei
I can fall asleep to this song.
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I can fall asleep to mganon's streams in general.
I'm not sure if that's supposed to a compliment or an insult.
Mganon's streams give me diarrhoea. As soon as I tuned in I had to poop.
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You and mganon both.
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It's okay mganon, we still love you. Tabun.
This talk about sleep has made me realize I should go to bed now. Night anons, I hope you have a comfy week!
She'll get better
Good night good anon.
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Good night, anon. Sleep well.
Sweet dreams, anon.
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Cute japanese girls are best kind of americans.
Cute Japanese girls are the best kind of human.
ＫＩＮＧＡ ＺＥ ＷＩＤＥ
Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ
Ｗ Ｉ Ｄ Ｅ
How can 3D even compete?
Did someone say W I D E ?
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T E S T Y O U R M I G H T
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Even if its on the fly I always appreciate you DJs efforts.
Just to bolster my willpower so I can continue to improve for the waifu. Also I'll wish good luck for you guys as well.
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>How can 3D even compete?
No. Even for be a trash person, we have Kirino to beat the 3DPDs.
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Alright, anons. Post you're waifu.
But where' syours?
What if waifu was drunk?
I miss his young brother.
What if drunk was you're waifu
I ordered a pizza with Gorgonzola just to try it and it tasted fucking horrible. Why do people like cheese filled with fucking mold? Cheesus Christ it's disgusting.
If I could I would eat that for you.
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These songs always make me so glad I'm not American.
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I've found that each person has a certain amount of blue cheese they find tasty in their foods.
More like Cheesus Crust.
This picture is actually accurate of America bbq.
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Trusting a pizza place with a cheese like that sounds like asking for trouble.
Probably prefers being white.
Did I miss my favorite song?
This is the only thing I remember of Hamtaro.
Couldn't a vampire simply avoid this by wearing long clothing and a hat big enough to cover the head?
I like how you point out the lack of guns instead of the fucking whale tail there.
It's fun to be patriotic on behalf of America, even if it's partially ironic. The fact that a popular Japanese song is about America shows that a large portion of the Japanese see America and by extension the west as their friend, and that fills me with happiness.
>fucking whale tail there.
That isn't normal?
Also Sanders is second best school.
Vampires can't ever lay eyes on the sun or bask on it's sunlight. Trying to find a loophole in a divine curse from God himself is be that easy.
Second last you mean.
Better late than never, though I'd always rather be a no-show to class and work than be late.
Better late than never!
The hardest part of that is having everyone watch you as you come in.
Nico's flat chest is the best!
Also her mom is hot!
That's why you use the back door.
Sanders is amazing.
>walk in halfway through someone's presentation
>their best tank is British
Nico's DFC piques my interest, it's her autism that seals the deal.
How need thanks when you have air supremacy. Also every girl there is over 8.5/10 in gup universe.
>Saunders main tactic is to use numerical superiority
>in a sport with limited team sizes
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I can no longer separate the phrase back door from an H context.
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>Arrive late, door's open
>Make a stealthy entrance
>Get to your chair
>Tactically lift it into position
>Accidentally bonk another chair with your chair
>Everyone looks back at you
The whole game is incredibly unfair. A team like Anzio wouldn't have the slightest chance to get to the finals.
Please don't do this to me. I was having a nice dream until I woke up and realized it was saturday.
This hard to me to say that, but Miho and Arisu share first place of best girl after years of Yukari on top.
What's wrong with it being Saturday?
No one is making them only use tanks from a specific nation. Anzio's problem is just they're poor as shit and Spaghetti tanks are all they can afford.
I think every girl in GuP is a candidate for best girl.
Anzio does well for a culinary school, with a club that plays for fun and not to win, with team members that take it easy all day.
But I want to sex anchovy the most.
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Except Momo of course.
Don't say that loud or some gup will ask you to marry.
>actually repeating a year
How can Momo be so dumb?
>need a whole school to save her ass
Do you have the Akihabalove?
Waking up at 6:30 pm, missing an important call and realizing that r/a/dio probably started hours before you woke up.
Too poor for that.
I spent way too much time there during my trip, half of it playing KanColle in the arcade.
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It's just a simple signature, Anon. Nothing to worry about.
Stay away from 3D or 2.5D.
That would put me on FBI list.
I'm sorry you've had such rotten luck today anon.
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I used to masturbate during the break in the bathroom while in middle school.
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All the GUP girls are good girls, who deserve to marry and live happily for the rest of their lives. But I love Ogin the most, I want to sing sea shanties with her.
She can't even hold her spicy drinks! What a loser!
Oh, this right kind right 2.5D. I was saying about idol and "pure and cute" girls.
There's no reason to be close to them in that way. Idols are not for romance.
To the brig with you!
We are old enough to be their teachers. What kind classe would you give to the gups?
>Now that otaku were sterilized in the public eye, curious citizens felt safe enough to flock into Akihabara to see these strange flannel-clad, fanny-pack toting creatures in their natural habitat. Through a mixture of ironic curiosity and honest interest, outsiders found themselves frequenting the locales that until recently were banned as social taboos. And let’s be honest—who doesn’t like being waited on by young, cute girls? Otaku may not be a desirable social caste, but they have enough good ideas to warrant playing one for the weekend.
>Ironically, this PR boost marked the beginning of the end for a “pure” Akihabara. The Japan National Tourism Organization has since prepackaged the city as a festival of cosplayers and street performers, punctuated by friendly maids and cheery storefronts—all elements that betray the introverted otaku personality and cramped back alley shops. This portrayal of modern day Akihabara is either a mirage, or an affront on your culture, depending on how much time you spend on 2-Chan.
>The media’s interference with post-Eva Akihabara is not unlike Western explorers who brought culture to lost tribes—invasive, profit-motivated, and destructive to the indigenous culture. When camera crews first barged on the scene looking for a scoop in 2003, you could count the number of maid cafes on one hand. Regardless, the setup was a producer’s dream. Weird guys and the girls who (at least pretend to) love them! Grown men unashamed to waste away in a childish fantasy! The more off-kilter and exploitative, the better.
>Maid cafes became regular features on weekday variety shows, attracting weekend gawkers as a result. New stores opened to meet demand. The cottage industry had become a tourist industry, with increasingly fringe themes designed to edge out the competition and, more importantly, attract camera crews. What began as a secret base to sort out your loot in private was turning into the posh place to go to be seen.
>If you were looking for your 15 minutes of fame, Akihabara was the place. Aspiring TV talent jumped on the bandwagon with otaku-inspired bits where they would play a nerd for laffs. Hozuna Yoshimi gained notoriety for staging demonstrations dressed as Gundam’s Char Aznable. TBS set up amateur comedian Ishihara Hiroyuki to give 2-Chan-esque responses to man on the street interviews. Likewise, the weekend pedestrian paradise began to attract attention hogs whose extreme performances turned Center Street into a no-man’s land.
I'd hope to be a teacher in the naval department, personally. Not sure teaching what, exactly.
>Hello, I'm Anon and I'll be your teacher in Wasting Your Life Away 101.
>Not sure teaching what, exactly.
How be a better show than Hafuri.
It would be cool teaching physics or engineering in GuP world, as girls need to know such things for advanced tankery.
>Haifuri S2 never ever
/r/ High Free Spirits
Could be Internet 101.
I would take a class.
Ancient languages. But no one would enroll in all likelihood.
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>But no one would enroll in all likelihood.
The hippo/history team and Yukari would take it.
>listen sailor-chan, don't let executive producers tell you to rewrite your shows!
There's always the manga.
We could read Catullus.
>Nee, sensei, what does irrumabo mean?
Cooking class. I'd also like to supervise art club.
I want to do lewd things with Gumi while Miku watch.
Be careful to don't have a affair with a student.
I don't really feel qualified to teach anything. Math or History, maybe?
How is Katyusha so cute?
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>It's what I'm going to do to you if you don't stop being so sexy all the time
The Japanese have a class about moral or something like that.
Only a fool would get up in that situation.
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Because she is a legal loli with mind of a loli.
>Dragon's Dogma announcement today!
>Dragon's Dogma Online shuts down in a year. What did you expect something nice? Fuck you
Dragon's Dogma 2 when ?
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>I never got to play it online.
I don't even give a shit that was hilarious.
Don't worry, Crapcom would only fuck up the sequel, so it's for the best, right?Right?
Pretend to be asleep and then hold her down and lick away when you finally become her seat.
Will you do that diddly dee for me?
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I hope none of you masturbate to cartoons.
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WOW, AKARIN IS A LEWD GIRL!
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I can't read moonrunes
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MASTURBATE TO MASTURBATING CARTOONS
Sometimes I would pray for the itch.
Of course not. I would never do such a thing. I hope to god than no one else here does.
The fuck you say about my state, son? I'll fight you!
MASTURBATE TO YOU
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Out of all the Sunshines You is the one with the body most prepared for sex. Prove me wrong.
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I hope everyone's drunk enough because now it's karaoke hour. Sing along.
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I would, but I just woke up.
Y-yeah I knew that. Just testing you.
/r/ nico nico doug meddley
>they still haven't released the game to introduce the new LL girls
At least the sunshine movie will give me closure.
I would what kind pantsu the µ's use in everyday.
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This song is always so nice.
Can you match each μ's to their corresponding underwear, anon?
You're a braver man than I.
This is mega gay but mega cool at the same time.
I will do one someday I promise. It's just that when I'm sober I'm too embarrassed.
If we did one as 8ch, which would you want to do? Mix anon wants to know.
It all returns to nothing.
5)I (but should be c)
You gotta be fucking kidding me, I was planing to go back to that game to practice my jap and visit my pawn which I designed to resemble mai waifu truly fucking sad times.
Did we get any news about Digimon Survive at that expo or whatever it was today?
I couldn't go this year, sorry.
Here's a bit of what was revealed.
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Some good news, some bad news.
I'm such a higurashi fanboy, this song fills my heart with hapiness!
I know the thread, I've looked at the thread a few times. If it's really desperate, I will commit next time. In regards to the song I'm really fine with anything, but I'll give it a thought the next few days to see if I come up with anything.
I'm such a higurashi fanboy, this song fills my heart with hapiness!
I'm such a higurashi fanboy, this song fills my heart with hapiness!
I'M EATING LOTS OF EDIBLES AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
So I guess the Swtich is becoming the go-to console for more niche games like this. I really don't want to get one if I can help it.
This is hard question. There is big gap of songs we can sing and we want to sing.
The article doesn't say it but Cyber Sleuth is coming to PC. Don't know about other nips game. Why can't Japanese people discover the computer already?
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Linda Linda, Otaking, Happy Lucky Dochi, the possibilities keep going on.
Physics so I can teach them how to more proficiently shoot shit and/or make their own C++ program to help calculate tank shots.
Trick question, I'm a little girl.
MTC is the answer.
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Sometimes I just really want to stick my nose between some pussy libs.
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Madoka is a bad anime.
If you like Madoka then you are a faggot and you have shit taste.
I love useless pink yunocchi.
More like CHIdamari sketch.
TL note: Chi means blood.
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But Kirino still the worst girl.
An imouto can never be worst girl.
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MANAMI A SHIT
FUCK OFF DUTCHGUY
>kirino is an imouto
>not a shitmouto
Sheis worse that 3dpd. She broke every rule.
Yeah, you can fuck right off.
Fuck off Dutchguy.
Kirino is just overglorified onahole.
I listed this song the whole week.
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ENTER IN THE DAMN GIANT ROBOTO SHINJI!
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This meme has always been normalfag-tier. It makes no god damn sense in the first place.
One of these days I'm actually going to get around to watching Eva
Just watch it, anon.
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Why don't you watch something more entertaining instead? Like watching paint dry.
Now's the time, you can jump right into Netflix's new literal translation dub!
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It's funny sometimes.
Only in contexts like this that uses it ironically to make fun of the casuals.
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It was my favorite isekai for a long time.
I love the automatic mario version of this.
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The summer is in the air.
Remember when he came to /a/?
Exodus into thank you. These guys are my fuckers.
Just had a lovely trip to the beach. The smell of fireworks, bbq, and the ocean should be a candle.
I love her big fat mouth.
Braces are pretty painful.
That sounds pretty lewd
The first season was fun second season meh.
Same there is just so many good things to watch.
I hate it! Humidity, temperatures above 60F, insects. Summer is the worst.
Just because summerfags love summer doesn't mean summer is bad. What's with all the bad things are actually good, good things are actually bad faggots around? Related, the people who hate oppai lolis can fuck right off too.
No one is perfect, anon. We understand your shit taste for seasons.
Summer is surprisingly good right now here. I don't sweat all the time unlike last summer.
I'm going to ask Cirno to freeze the Earth! She might be stupid enough to even try!
I've waited too long for froggers.
Post your waifu, assholes.
If she pisses off the other yokai its on you anon. Can you take that responsibility?
I want to be freezing.
People were fucking assholes last time this was asked.
Thing about summer is that for winter I can put on a coat and take it easy, in fact I'm perfectly okay going without a heater. With summer you can't be more than naked to fight off the heat, so you end up a sweaty mess unless you turn on the AC which eats up more money than heaters. Also humidity. And mosquitoes. And normalfags talking about how great summer is while complaining about the heat.
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Took me a second to recognize Remilia without blueish/purplish hair
>Related, the people who hate oppai lolis can fuck right off too.
Hey, about that. They are pretty shit most of the time.
Hey faggot, what is the best way to get in idolmaster world?
Do you mean earlier in the thread? I think it's because it was too early and the poster didn't post their waifu.
>Hey, about that. They are pretty shit most of the time.
What do you consider the exceptions?
Nothing. I'm just open to the possibility for one.
I went hiking on a mountain the other day. It was fun, and there were some okay views at the summit. I took some photos but I won't show them to you, anon… :^)
Nice and cool up there. All anons should head for the peaks in times of strife. It's pretty meditative, even if you don't try to make it that way.
Something a little different today.
That anon is clearly a newfag. We've been getting a lot of them.
I guess you're right. It was only one person who was actually rude.
You'll need to get good taste before it's possible.
Good luck for life and that everything will be alright between waifu and I anyways is there a way to celebrate Tanabata without being jap? Writting my wish in a paper and leaving it in a high place should be enough right? help
>everything will be alright
Noise has some pretty good oppai loli doujins up
Sorry, but no. You put tits on a body not fit for it. It looks disgusting.
Came back expecting to see sanaefag post a while ago and instead arrived just in time.
I hope you are doing well. I'm going to sleep. Stay warm/cool this winter/summer depending on your hemisphere.
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The best way is to be moon-literate enough to play the games. If you can't do that, watch the 2011 anime and binge the albums and singles. Puchimasu is also fun. I don't know dick about Cinderella Girls or the fujoshit.
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Aha, I was lying in wait. Now it's my time to say: Good to see you again.
I think I like the pale silvery blue hair color she has in her sprites the most. Some of my favorite pictures have her hair this color, pic3 for example.
Good night, my friend.
Any word on when you ship out to basic, dear anon?
how are we today.
Miracle stream today, but this is a good one.
Just having fun with other anons while I can.
Good enough, what's up with you?
Good to see you, too! It's not yet the 7th for me, but maybe it is for you? If so, Happy Rumia Day!
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It's been a good night so far.
I've been better.
Alive and well. Is the stream off and on for anyone else?
There's more important things, but yes that too.
Doing okay, stream is going like shit though, I hope is just my connection if only Ontanfag where here tonight
Yeah, it happened to me.
That is lewd. I wonder why that works for her and don't work for Ritsu.
Next month in all likelihood, thanks for asking. I actually got a call asking if I'd like to fill in for some guys who dropped last minute, but I declined. As much as I'm itching to go, I'd like to savor my freedom a little longer. It'd also help to start preparing physically for basic, I guess.
Have fun. Be sure to come back to share your favorite songs and start passionate best girl wars.
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I'm doing just fine.
I have a headache and plan to get cancer burns all over my skin tomorrow walking around in a desert.
I will try my best.
Today was pretty good, I should head to bed soon but I don't want to sleep!
It is, it is. Happy Rumia Day for whenever the clock strikes midnight for you!
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>I've been better.
Sorry anon, I hope you find what you're looking for there. As for the rest of you, remember to drink lots of water and stay hydrated.
Wise. I had a similar opportunity to go early when I enlisted, and did the same as you. Be sure to say goodbye before you go!
I solo'd Valstrax and got to G4 earlier. So things are going okay I guess.
Sorry for asking. Joining the military? Which branch? I did basic myself as part of conscription a year ago.
Why do so many anons end up joining the military?
I did because I couldn't see a way forward in life without it.
Easy money also a lot of guns.
Forgot to mention. It didn't work out the way I hoped. Nothing did. It might have been the worst thing I've ever done in my life at this point, but we'll see if it helps me later on.
Remember your Shounen Heart.
A few hours yet for me. Time flies. It feels like it was June 7th not too long ago.
I did because I had the opportunity to do it without it affecting my education. The opportunity isn't the same in most other countries, I was just lucky in that case. I've always admired the military and still do, I just had other plans too, which I wanted to pursue more. Still admire the military.
Not the guy whose leaving in a month
But same reason I'm talking to the recruiter now. My degree is worthless and all the people I know IRL are wasting away in health and their futures. I want out.
I'm glad for you. My video game fighting spirit began at stunted levels. I did what I could but to this day im still terrible at video games.
the army is lowkey autism correction if you can put up with it. (not to mention helps in the pocket book if you are kinda smart about it).
It's been years since I've played Parappa. What am I even doing?
I've always thought about joining because I want the combat training and discipline, but selling my body to the ZOG is too steep a price for me. I'm too weakhearted, I probably never belonged there.
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Of course, anon, I'll be saying goodbye to all my loved ones
It's cool, anon. The Leaf Navy, for an 8 year stint
My other interviews fell through and I'm not keen on getting an office job in this shitty city.
Good luck to anons joining the military. You gotta believe. When I was a kid I wanted to join, but as I got older the idea scares me and I don't know why.
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MASAO IS THE CUTEST ZOMBIE
ALSO WHERE IS THE OST?
>still no character songs
I don't think a S2 is coming.
WHY DO JAPS INSIST ON PUTTING KIDNAPPING ARCS IN THEIR FUCKING ROMCOMS
THAT ONE WITH THE ZOMBIE GIRL
NOW THIS SHIT
I'M TIRED OF IT
na na na nannan nan nan nana
WHY? DID THE BLUERAYS SOLD OUT?
I've finished all my alcohol and this is a comfy r/a/dio. Maybe I'll have some coffee and toast now
I think Japs find sudden separation romantic or something along those lines? Characters finally confess, but then need to be separated by one means or another.
Is story time anon here? I miss you.
To setup the NTR doujins obviously. Romcoms a shit.
I'm getting too sleepy thanks for all the fun over the years anons.
try an egg anon, natures sponge
Goodnight, anon. *See you next week, right?**
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ROMCOMS are amazing.
I'm here anon! I'm unsure if the other anon who would post stories is here, though.
Tuck yourself in and listen, anons, to the tale of Radigis.
>The Varni, a Germanic people living along the Rhine, not long ago, were ruled by a man named Hermegisclus. He was eager to strengthen his kingdom and had married the sister of Theudebert, the ruler of the Franks. His previous wife had died recently, having been the mother of one child, Radigis by name, whom she left to his father.
>Hermegisclus sought marriage for this child with a maiden born of Brittia, whose brother was then king of the nation of the Angles, and had given her a large sum of money for the engagement. Now Hermegisclus, while riding with the most notable Varni in a certain place, saw a bird sitting in a tree and croaking loudly.
>Whether he really understood the bird's speech or, possessing some other knowledge, prodigiously understood the prophecy made by the bird, he immediately told those with him that he would die forty days later. For this, he said, was revealed to him by the bird's prediction.
Sweet dreams, sweet anon.
Sweet dreams anon. We will be here every time you need.
Yeah until you live one anon
I think he still solve some problems in the family. I hope everything will end nice to him.
Sleep well anon. Don't say it like we won't see each other again.
>"Having made provision," he said, "that you live most securely and at ease, I have made a marriage alliance with the Franks by taking from their country the wife who is now my consort, and I have bestowed Brittia upon my son by betrothal. But now, as I expect to die soon and, as far as this wife is concerned, I am without issue male or female, and my son, moreover, is still unwed and without his bride, come now, let me communicate my plan to you and, if it seems to you to be not without some merti, you should ratify it and put it into motion under the best auspices as soon as I reach the term of my life.
>I think, then, that it will be more in the interest of the Varni to make the marriage alliance with the Franks than the islanders. For the men of Brittia are not even able to join forces with you except after a long and difficult journey, while the Varni and Franks have only the water of the Rhine between them, so that they, being very close neighbors to you and having achieved an enormous power, have the means at hand both to help you and to harm you whenever they wish. And they will undoubtedly harm you if the said marriage alliance does not prevent them.
>Men naturally find a neighboring state's power, when it surpasses their own, grievous and a ready cause of injustice, for a powerful neighbor may with comparative ease find pretexts for war against his neighbors who are doing no wrong. Given that the facts are these, let the island girl who has been engaged to this boy be given up by you along with all the money she has received from us for this purpose; let her keep it as renumeration for the indignity, as the common law of mankind has it. But let my son Radigis be married to his stepmother, as our ancestral law permits us."
Sleep well and may good fortune shine on your journey.
That is you should stay away from romances.
>So he spoke, and on the fortieth day after the prediction he fell sick and fulfilled his destiny. Then the son of Hermegisclus, Radigis, after taking over the kingdom of the Varni, carried out the advice of the dead king by the will of the notable men among those barbarians and, immediately renouncing his marriage with his betrothed, was wedded to his stepmother, the sister of Theudebert.
>But when the betrothed of Radigis learned this, she could not bear the indignity of her position and sought to wreak vengeance upon him for his insult to her. For so highly is virtue regarded among those barbarians, that when only the name of marriage is mentioned among them, although the fact has not been accomplished, the woman is considered to have been claimed and tainted.
it took me a long time to learn this lesson but it is correct.
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>First, then, she sent an embassy to him of some of her kinsmen and asked why he had insulted her, given that she had neither been unfaithful nor done him any wrong. But as she unable to accomplish anything by this means, she took up the duties of a man and proceeded to the deeds of war. She collected four hundred ships and put on board an army of not fewer than a hundred thousand fighting men, and she in person led this expedition against the Varni.
>She also took with her one of her brothers who was to assist her in settling the situation, not he who was holding the kingship, but one who was in the position of a private citizen. Now these islanders are valiant beyond any of the barbarians we know, and they enter battle on foot. Nor, in fact, are the Varni horsemen either, but they too all march on foot. Such, then, are these barbarians. There were no spare rowers in this fleet, for all the men pulled with their own hands. Nor do these islanders have sails, as it happens, but they always navigate by rowing alone.
Well least you end with best girl I know, Peace.
How are you faggots tonight. Working late on weekends for the foreseeable future so yeah.
Did anon have a little accident?
You are a truly hardwork person, frog.
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My turn to turn in, I stayed up way too late. Good night.
Don't say spooky shit like that, anon.
I remembered some more stories, but I quickly buried the thoughts back into their memory hole soon after.
I think the anon trough that would be funny.
Oh, you're alive.
Are you okay retard
As long as you get in here each time before the end and let us know you're still alive, it's fine. I'll drink one for you. Join me if you like.
Tea drunk and a little spaced out from all the sandalwood incense I've been burning. How are you?
I want more stories anon
These are not the stories you want.
I love story times with anons!
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>When they came to land on the continent, the maiden who commanded them, having established a strong stockade by the mouth of the Rhine river, remained there with a small number, but commanded her brother to lead all the rest of the army against the enemy. Now the Varni at that time were encamped not far from the shore of the Ocean and the mouth of the Rhine. So when the Angles reached that place, marching swiftly, the two armies engaged in combat with one another, and the Varni were defeated decisively. Many of them fell in the battle while the entire number of those remaining, together with the king, turned to retreat, and the Angles, after keeping up the pursuit for only a short distance, as is customary for infantry, returned to their camp.
>But the maiden rebuked them when they returned to her and inveighed most vehemently against her brother, declaring that the army had achieved nothing worthy of mention because they had not brought her Radigis alive. She then selected the most warlike among them and sent them off immediately, instructing them to bring the man captive by any means.
>They then carried out her mission and went around searching that whole country thoroughly until they found Radigis hiding in a dense wood. They bound him and took him back to the girl.
Sweet sleeps fren.
Hello , chuuni master.
>These are not the stories you want.
I knida want them now
Come on chuunoid.
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>These are not the stories you want.
You know this will only make our curiosity even harder
>this overdone purple prose
Was this translated during Victorian times, by any chance?
>So he stood before her eyes trembling and expecting to die instantly by the most cruel death. But she, contrary to his expectations, neither killed him nor inflicted any harm upon him, but by way of reproaching him for his insult to her, asked the man why in the world he had made light of the agreement and taken another woman to bed, and that too even though his betrothed had not been unfaithful.
>Trying to defend himself against the charge, he brought forward the commands of his father Hermegisclus and the zeal of this subjects, and he uttered words of supplication and mixed many prayers in his defense, excusing his action by invoking necessity. If it was her will that they be married he promised that what he had done unjustly in the past would be fixed by his subsequent conduct.
>When this was approved by the girl, Radigis was released from his bonds and received kind treatment in all other matters; he immediately dismissed his stepmother, the sister of Theudebert, and wedded the girl from Brittia. Thus did these events take place.
And there you have it, the oldest yandere story I've read. Source: Prokopios, The Wars of Justinian 8.20.11-41
Nice. Thanks a bunch friend.
I'm kind of surprised despite doing a little myself. I don't blame you though, I don't know about America, but military here was 4 months with almost no free time and a lot of mud and very hard if you're not in shape. We just got the choice to leave afterwards if we wanted to, which was the reason I joined in the first place.
Personally I was pretty proud about myself by the end, but I did a lot of embarrassing borderline cowardice shit at the start, despite getting several thanks from other people from by helping them, my lieutenant didn't notice any of it, which was a bit frustrating on my part. The entire point of basic is personal development, which means that your conduct at the start matters shit as long as you become good at the end, the problem is that first impressions matters a lot and therefore I got below average grades at the end. This doesn't mean that I can't continue, but it makes it a lot more difficult to do so if I wish at a later point. One sergeant fucked a recruit in my platoon and my lieutenant did coke with some other recruits, but I guess that's 3D for you. It's funny since the old woman who was our "Oberstløjnant"(Lieutenant colonel in the US Army I guess) specifically said it was prohibited at the start, and then it fucking happens anyway.
Does it really count if she's sending out other people to die for you?
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Kind of, it's a reworked translation from the early 1900s. But purple prose isn't too uncommon in ancient histories anyway.
Good night, anons.
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Fighting a faith based war against demons and communist. So the usual.
Sanaefag is so chuuni.
>for a powerful neighbor may with comparative ease find pretexts for war against his neighbors who are doing no wrong.
I appreciate the wisdom in your story, anon.
He already took her purity. Any sensible person would have responded the same way. Thanks for the story!
Was the original in Latin? Latin → English translations tend to be pretty purple.
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
Yeah, sounds about right. Keep up the good work.
you guys ever have the urge to drink sake off those big plate like things.
Ancient Greek, which I find can also be quite purple in translation. Sometimes it's due to the age of the translation, but sometimes it's just because the ancients really loved purple prose.
Okay party starts now
Man I miss those flashes from back in the day
Time for bed and blankets. Take it easy, anons.
That is my type of music.
See you next time buddy.
Sweet dreams, anon.
Sleep well anon. Have good dreams.
Sleep nice and easy!
Sweet night and good dreams, or was it the other way around?
Sleep if you must but awake with renewed Vigor!
I really hope so. I just made a long shitpost and I feel like someone needs to say something to me. Just say whatever nonsense. Suck my dick I guess. Sorry.
Have any of you seen Walking with Dinosaurs?
>I really hope so. I just made a long shitpost
In this thread?
It's okay anon, no ones complementing because we're shy. we're having a good time.
Walking with Dinosaurs 1999 more specifically.
>Just say whatever nonsense
Yes, It's pointless, just let out a rant earlier. Responding now would just feel fake for you guys. I myself stay quiet for 90% of the time and then get really social once I get really drunk, I honestly wish this wasn't the case.
These ones? I'll read your book anon.
why do you feel this is the case anon?
I'd say all of r/a/dio that drinks turns into a rampaging faggot every now and then. I'm really guilty of this.
I enjoyed those posts.
Drink water and lay down. Go to bed.
if your drunk goto sleep on your side … use pillows
Just that I wish that I could be social when sober. I only really make 200+ words posts when I'm drunk, and I just wish I could put my words out there more naturally when sober.
Too much alcohol?
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Let some fresh air in.
I am actually sick and can't drink because of it. I want to get drunk and shit post like >>475305
The best idea when really drunk is to take some salt drink a lot of water and stay up for a few hours while doing this. Going to bed right away will only give you the worst hangover tomorrow.
Go to sleep and place a bucket where you think you'd puke.
So take easy and avoid alcohol.
They say that practice makes perfect but it's tough. I hope you have rl friendos you can practice with.
Just try it anon. The only way to get better at expressing your thoughts is practice. It doesn't even have to be in this thread, try writing down whatever comes to mind or keeping a diary.
No need to force it. If you got something to say when sober say it. If not then just read and reply to posts that strike you as interesting or related to an experience of yours.
You guys are rights. I kind of feel better now, thank you. You guys would be great friends in real life.
to be fair the internet is rl, its just hard to give all the clues you would use in a face to face conversation over text (but I'll be damned if the japs don't try).
We're all friends here, anon. even if we can't meet in meatspace. Though anons are usually cynical about an /a/ meetup, I think it would be fine. If we all wore kigurumi.
I'm scared of people, too, but I learn to try and be brave.
I think of the internet as another dimension where no one knows I'm a dog. But as long as you stay off social media and avoid using IRL details you can imagine the internet as another existence entirely.
Remember to hydrate and make time for some sleep.
God that would be horrifying. Most I'd ever come close to doing a meetup is an anon recognizing my waifu at an convention.
But I'm off to bed as I got an early and long day ahead of me. Ya'll take care.
You can do it, Bocchi.
Rest well anon. Have a good day tomorrow.
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Good night friend
I push myself into social situations and try to be brave. You can't be defensive forever. Gotta go on the offense!
>tfw when I can understand almost all of it
It's true you can, but we're all dogs here.
>Sleep Tight Anon
We're all gonna make it.
One of my childhood dreams was to understand this.
Do you really feel like your best is good enough?
Good night, anon. Dream of kigs.
>Do you really feel like your best is good enough?
I want chuuni story. Where is it, chuunoid?
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I dunno. It's really hard to give my best to anything, so I usually just give it 50%. I know it's not good enough.
No. My best is my worst with a small amount of attention.
That's a really hard question. For the vast majority of people it's no, if they just adjust their aims till they are realistic.
Not at all anon, and that feeling prevents me from trying anything at all.
Anons, what is better: to confront evil, or to seek respite from evil?
Maybe some other time. I can't revive the story yet. It is still dead in the memory hole.
It may not be good enough, but I know when I give it I don't feel regrets. Having no regrets isn't much of a consolation, but that's life.
I want to redeem evil.
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there is neither good or evil, it's just baggage people use to yell at people about
Rather said it's an easy answer from an outside perspective, but from an inside perspective it's hard.
I've squandered any talents I had.
Another time soon?
There's no use in confronting it if it will devour you. Escape it if possible.
I really think that most anons are pretty smart, whether the majority have fulfilled their potential is another question.
I just finished an online video interview for a job. I had to record timed video responses to questions that I had 2 minutes to read. It was terrifying. They gave you the chance to rerecord your answers once, but I think my second recordings were worse than the first. It would be a cushy government dream job, but I doubt I'll get it. Hopefully I don't so I can keep on being an enlightened NEET.
that's fair, its hard and its hard to want to which is why I am always amazed by people taking the time to learn japanese and stuff.
>online video interview
>timed video responses to questions that I had 2 minutes to read
Christ almighty, that sounds horrible. This is the main reason why I never want to actually go job hunting - this shit. Good luck anyways, anon.
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I want to believe
You can tell who is stupid online by the way they post.
It's not enough, it never will.
Good lord anon, online interviews sounds retarded as hell, who was the person on the other side of the call? Good luck by the way, you die if you work.
Whether or not this is true, I can believe in miracles, so I can do my best.
Most of the time, probably. But a lot of other factors play a part. The fact that all anons can post with above average grammar place them above average.
But I have fun posting like an idiot
Above average anons are above average
I wasn't in a call with anyone. I was just reading a question on the screen and had to record a shitty webcam video response on their website. It was like having to come up with an impromptu speech several times on the spot. Pretty awful.
I mean more how they phrase things, develop arguments, etc. rather than how they type. It is also easy to distinguish the bad grammar or spelling of ESL posters from that of actual retards.
You are at least better than 50%. Honestly, you are all great. Despite your other qualities, you're still great people, and really no one can say anything different, because you have shown yourselves to be great people here.
Sounds like hell anon. I'm glad you tried though, and hope you're the best choice they have.